This one time…. like 8 years ago, I saw these two guys making out on a park bench and that was the gayest thing I had ever seen in my life, until I saw this thread about Ouija living in Js basement.

Don’t point at me.

I’d pick j cuz apparently it comes with a short term recording contract and free drugs.

I think everyone except Miklo would take J since he’s admittedly a minuteman and wouldn’t want dick in their ass any longer than they have to. 

CellE2057 said

^this^

I’m willing to be that J’s basement is better than most Juggalos homes. Not that he’s super fuckin rich but I bet he’s rich enough to have a really cool fuckin basement. Bet it’s one of those nice ones with a giant flatscreen, lay-z-boys, and a popcorn maker. That type of setup, ya know?

Even if it was a dirtfloor shithole of a basement, that is exactly what I imagine WaluOuija to live in. Like, just perched atop a milk crate with a single lightbulb dangling from a chord, pickin at his grill, fucked up on airduster, and waitin around until it’s time for him to rap.   

CellE2057 said

I forget what the actual concept/dilemma is called (@jc, do you know what it’s called? Turns out it’s a hard thing to google) but basically what it boils down to (in general and regarding the Underground Tabloid problem) is that you don’t remember all the times that you don’t get hungry/trip and fall/sneeze/etc. etc. You only remember the times that you do. Thus making it seem like you do those things a lot. Same idea applies to this situation. You don’t notice the Juggalos that aren’t talking about drama. You’re only noticing the ones that are. The vast majority of us don’t care. Same as before.   

First- Lol though for real

Second- uhh I think there may be a more specific name for that or you might be referring to one or more of the following: availability heuristic, Von Restorff effect, frequency illusion, confirmation bias, bizarreness effect… I feel like there’s something else. But yeah. 

Really though how many of you have actually been chillin with homies and started talking about juggalo gossip? Definitely seems like more of an internet thing to me. 

I don’t understand the preoccupation with where artists are staying.  I didn’t watch the video so maybe that would explain more but… I just don’t care. 

Miklo Velka said
Lucem can’t quite seem to let go of that nagging fantasy he has of me being a woman.

Anyone who wants to see what I really look like can check out my Twitter page –

http://www.twitter.com/miklo

Over 3700 ninjas have taken the time to give me a follow!  👏   

Twitters bullshit, so is FB, just got rid of it. Get an Instagram, then I’ll follow. If you already do, link that shit up.

stretch_dick 

…

fuck am I thinking…

if anyone wants to see what you look like just refer to the faces of FLH thread. We’re upstanding forum members. 

hippiekush said
Do y’all think they’ll sign the other guy from swag toof?  

I think they wanted the group and the other dude decided nah. If he changes his mind it might be too late. Unless ouija blows up huge.

hippiekush said
Do y’all think they’ll sign the other guy from swag toof?  

No…i heard he went on a rant…basically saying oujia went behind his back and signed…the other dude wanted to wait for their album to get mastered before they signed, and ouijia didnt want to wait

SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

No…i heard he went on a rant…basically saying oujia went behind his back and signed…the other dude wanted to wait for their album to get mastered before they signed, and ouijia didnt want to wait  

http://swagtoof.bigcartel.com/…..k-hardcopy

So, the last few sentences of the pre-order description (which was posted months before Ouija got announced) are “Feast your ears upon this joy… this agony… The bittersweet end of an explosive force in the underground & the beginning of a long Legacy. Collect this rare artifact while supplies last”

That sounds a little like they were planning on breaking up anyway.  I think Choir is a little salty is all that’s going on.

Also, here’s Choir’s soundcloud with music that he’s released since the break-up that doesn’t have anything to do with Ouija.  For those who were wondering which of them was responsible for the heavy autotune: