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8:03 pm
August 3, 2016
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Ok kids, the name of the game is to write an ongoing story using only lyrics by ICP. They can be complete or incomplete, but it has to be semi coherent. You can use features, solo work and the like but it has to be a line by either J or Shaggy. You can go as long as you like, but the next person has to pick up where you left off. Here’s an example:
Walked into school, you’ll never guess what I saw. Fat Sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch. She was fat and round and had it goin’ on. You know, for only 14 she got some big tits. But I got no love. She’s with some fuck face. So I turned his head into a lima bean and I stuck her with my wang.
Got it? Now, to start in earnest:
So I’m headed door to door with my grandmother’s cookie jar, cuz there ain’t nothin’ in the cupboard…
9:05 pm
August 6, 2013
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It’s been a week. I haven’t eaten. I starve and I crawl.
10:38 pm
September 1, 2013
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It felt weird tho cuz we was at the Faygo store.
10:41 pm
May 22, 2016
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Most People In Hell, Were Rich When They Died !
replacing my heart with a liver, so I can drink more and care less!
10:58 pm
September 18, 2012
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By the way if you see my Dad
Ask him if he seen my spread in Gay Al’s porno mag
11:07 pm
May 22, 2012
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staaaaaaaaaale!
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:19 pm
August 3, 2016
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And you will see a pterodactyle swoop through the caverns of Hell. On my way out I had a new attitude, I put poop on a hotdog bun and ate it. The hardest shit I ever saw. And I’m gettin’ free food up at Subway. I had corn flakes. BBBWWWWWRRR Bitch, I’ll have another bowl. Matter of fact, I’ll summon a ghost with this oujia board. As soon as it shows up…..
11:25 pm
May 22, 2012
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[non-story editorial]
somebody with lots of time on their hands should edit this shit together into one very-hard-to-listen-to song.
just cuz.
[and now back to the story]
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:35 pm
September 18, 2012
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I suck my drummer’s dick
2:51 am
February 20, 2017
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Her nipples look like peanuts..
8:32 am
December 27, 2015
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I woke up to the feeling of gettin my dick sucked
8:50 am
October 6, 2016
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Never have to worry about traffic or the cops, all I have to do is stay away from doughnut shops
10:11 am
March 30, 2013
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Old ass man, I let him get away. That tired motherfucker prolly die tomorrow anyway/
He tried to eat my cellphone. He flew away/
He likes to fuck his sister, and drink his moonshine
A typical redneck, filthy/ FILTHY I can’t get enough of them hoes
It’s like shootin fish in barrels.
I took off my panties, sat there, cried and took a dune.
And I’ll forever love you, even in your doom, we’ll always be together
Cus we’re both under the moon.
She hit me with a big wooden spoon
And I can hear the loons, the loons, the LOONS!
I think I liked it better when I was a kid.
10:22 am
December 27, 2015
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Ya mama gives head like a heroin whore,
big fuckin smelly ass farm lama,
Bitch starin at me like an eye sore,
12:27 pm
August 3, 2016
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I went psycholystik then I stuck it in her eye. They called the police, I’m like fuck that I ain’t goin to jail. I walked into a Super K, I’m hidin behind the coat rack. I’m jerkin’ my dick off. Some French guy had to look. Bitch, I’m sexy. And you know I get the goddamn job done, under my desk with my bare foot. Next thing you know….
9:58 pm
August 9, 2014
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.. I’m like 200 and something but I’m still alive. I’m trying to rap to this freak, Fat sweaty Betty. “C’mon Betty drop them drawers”, Ugh! I knew it, Betty had balls! I want to beat his face in with a rock! Bet he’s got tadpoles living out of his butt. I stabbed him twice in his nipples then took off..
2:20 am
August 3, 2016
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Then I broke to the female john. Motherfucker’s think I’m sick, you ever seen a bitch take a shit? Gotta take a dune. BLOOP! So I eat it. Whut! And here come the police…shit…on the walls, so fuck y’all! I’ll ride a fuckin’ pogo stick thru woods in my socks…
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