Now I've been down wit the Clownz since the Riddlebox Dropped. I wuz introduced to them by an Ex-Bestfriend who wuz into their music. He had the Tunnel of Love and Beverly Kills EP's on him. I took a look at the covers and asked him wut the hell he wuz listening to. I looked at the covers and asked if the tapes were even Rap Tapes. See how old I am, you read that rite I said Tapes muthafuckooz. Now I went to the Record Store at our mall and Piked up those two tapes along wit the Riddlebox Tape. I listened to them and got into Insane Clown Posse. I piked up the Great Melinko Album as soon as that Mutha Fuckoo Dropped as well. So if you remember reading it earlier I said Ex-Bestfriend becuz that guy ended up killing my brother. Yes you read that rite mutha fuka killed my brother one nite wen I wuzn't home. If you don't believe me google Steven Eli II, Toppenish Washington, teenage boy killed. That wuz my brother who wuz killed by my best friend. To this day I haven't been told why it happened. So NE how, for all of you old scool Juggalos who hate on VIP Meet and Greets, and think us Juggalos who purchase them are posers or sumthin or another, wutever you wanna call us, aint no thang but a Chicken Wang man. So I saw that ICP wuz coming to Seattle Wa twice, and once in Bend Or. Now my oldest son who is named after my brother wuz killed is a Juggalo and luvs ICP. He also luvs the rest of the Psychopathic Family, and Likes Tech N9ne. So the plan wuz to take him to his very first ICP Concert and do the Meet and Greet so that my Boy culd meet his Heroes, but low and behold he got into trouble at scool two weeks in a row so I had to ground his ass and teach him a lesson. You do the crime you gotta do the tyme so to speak. So My Lette and I ended up buying just 2 VIP Meet and Greets for the Saturday show in Seattle and we also bought VIP Meet and Greets for Bend Or. We also always go with my Cuzin and her man who happens to be my Best Friend. So NE how we got ready to go to Seattle, got there early enuff to eat so we eat at this place called the Blue Moon Burger. Damn good Burgers man. Then we go to the venue and get in line to meet ICP. So I see Chop who is like there body guard or wutever and shake his hand. I give ICP Daps and get a Picture with them and have them sign my Gathering of the Juggalos Coffe Table Book. They liked the book and Agnagraphed it. I then ask them if I put all of my CD Book Covers on a poster board wuld they be cool enuff to agnagraph them for me at the next show in Bend Or. They both said yeah we culd do that. I said cool cuz I have VIP Meet and Greets with U guys for that show tomarrow. They said cool see ya tomarrow then. They also mentioned that its cool that we are seeing there show that nite as well as the show the next nite cuz they will be two totally different shows. So my Lette and I put away our merch that ICP signed for us and then went into the show. We saw a cuple of other homies who we run into at the shows around the Surrounding area and said wuts up and gave'em sum daps and hugs and watched the openers till ICP Came on. I luved that ICP played nuthin but oldies but goodies for us. Then my cuzin, best friend, my woman and I got in line to get on stage for the Faygo Armeggedon. Now that wuz the Shit to be able to do that which we did in the American Psycho Tour wen ICP went to Portland. The Stage wuz all small so it wuz crowded as fuk but fun none the less. As soon as that wuz done we left and made our way home to get sum sleep for the show the next day in Bend Or. Now wen I woke up I put all of my CD Covers on a Poster board and put them on my rig. Then we piked up my Cuzin and Best Friend and also took another homie to show him wut it wuz all about being a Juggalo. He has asked me more than once wuts a Juggalo so I figured I'd just show him who we are. So we hit the road to Bend Or which usually takes like 4 to 5 hrs to get to, but I cut that tyme down to 3 hrs man. So we get to Bend Or, find the Venue and get in line for the VIP Meet and Greet again. So we put ourselves as the last ones to be seen so that ICP having to Agangraph 35 CD Covers duzn't cut into NE of the other Juggalos Tyme wit the Wicked Clownz. Now wut I thought wuz the shit wuz wen Shaggy seen us, he says there he is, which made me feel cool as fuk cuz that means ICP wuz waiting to see me and my woman. Now that is sum cool shit. So Violent J and Shaggy look at wut I brought for them to Agnagraph and their jaws just about dropped to the ground seeing how many CD Covers I had for them to Agnagraph. So I put the Poster Board down in front of them and both start Agnagraphin them like crazy, then I put the 2nd poster board down in front of them and they start Agnagraphin those like Crazy. My Lette has them Agnagraph a Dollar bill for my cuzin and we get a quik Pic with the Wicked Clownz and Violent J looks at me and thanks me for the support. He wuz happy that I had bought all of that Music. He said that is just cool that I am willing to buy all of their albums like that. So I told him man thats nuthin, I have also re-bought all of their CDz to give to my son as a Birthday Gift wen he turns 16. So I give Violent J and Shaggy daps and thank them for Agnagraphin all of my CD Covers. Now I still need to find a way for them to Agnagraph my Dark Lotus and Rydas albums. Wen I can do that I will be one happy Juggalo. So that is my VIP Experience this go around wit the Wicked Clowns on the Mighty Death Pop Tour. I don't care if U Juggalos who think buyin a VIP Meet and Greet is Stupid. I know that if I purchase the Meet and Greet at least I know for sure that I will get to meet the Wicked Clowns, shake thier hands and ask them a cuple questions if I have NE. So if U don't like the VIP Meet and Greets so fukin wut. U shuldn't hate on us Juggalos who do decide to do the Meet and Greets. Sum of these Juggalos have never been able to be lucky enuff to be in the right place at the right time and just happen to run into ICP and gotten to say wuts up. This is their only chance to meet their heroes and shake their hands and get their picture taken with ICP. Let those Juggalos enjoy that moment and respect the fact that they were able to afford the VIP Meet and Greet man.