Fuck you Nemo, you are no longer considered to be a down with the clown fish.

And you’re not aloud to play in faygo in public parks with us.

Man, it’s me in my gothic trip pants and riddle box shirt face painted like the Boondox as I say depressing bullshit. Pat Joyce with his favorite AMB shirt and face painted like ABK starting shit with the jock kids until they come to fight us and we all run away to get more juggalos. (basically just us running away) Randy Gall in his Phatso t shirt, the one with Jamie Madrox eating a ton of burgers with his face painted like Violent J always bitching and begging people for a bite of their food at the food court, he always takes the left overs of shit people leave laying on the table. Almighty Smack in his prized Mirror Mirror jersey with his face painted like OG twiztid panda paint and his Twiztid charm and his Mostasteless hoodie bumping the same 5 Twiztid songs from his boombox; We Don’t Die, Afraid Of Me, Story Of Our Lives, Rock The Dead, and DieMothafuckaDie. We used to have Scruffy and Wonka too, they used to sell drugs from their trench coats. Wonka used to play “Goodbye Horses” all the time and scare away the public as he talked about getting pussy, he’s a meth head now. Scruffy used to always wear a backwards cap, he never really said much, but when he did he had the gall to try and give us insightful and wise advice. That juffalo eventually got a (gasp) job! We feel betrayed. Especially since he never gives us any money when we beg him for money. Except that one time when we all decided to share that faygo. Randy drank it all. Pat got pissed off and went home to bitch to his mom. His mom ended up buying him two new shirts, a charm, and a whole case of faygo.

Whoever said that’s what she said deserves a medal. 

And fuck yeah ocj! Always keefing it real. Stay Classy

I have a pretty serious issue with groups who, before ever signing with Psy, cater strictly to Juggalos.

When you sign, I get it. You’re on a label started by ICP, you’re selling to that fanbase, and, hell, Violent J calls so many shots you’ll never make it if you don’t. I completely understand this.

But there’s something that sits so, so wrong with me when a group starts out all facepaint-and-whoopwhoop. The word “LEECH’ leaps immediately to mind. “Say, we’re not talented or innovative enough to cultivate our own fanbase based on our own unique style and incorporating people from various walks of life and musical tastes. Good thing ICP set one up for us already. WHOOP WHOOP!”

Take KMK. I know, especially as of late, there’s plenty to dislike about them. But one thing I’ve always respected is that they made their OWN fanbase. They said “Hey, we’re a group of stoners from So-Cal, we mix some punk rock, some hip-hop, and some psychedelic chill jams, and if you can get down with that, we’re down with you.” They have a fanbase that INCLUDES Juggalos, but isn’t limited to them. They also have punk kids, skaters, and a pretty wide variety of stoned fans. (Or, at least, they used to. God knows what they have at this point.) Same with Tech: Juggalos are INCLUDED in his fanbase, but he certainly doesn’t ONLY cater to them.

Whereas Otis and Bonez said “Hey, we’re two Juggalos who took our name from a Shaggy 2 Dope lyric and do the same horrorcore shtick as everyone else in the underground. Whoop Whoop, ninjas, buy our CD’s!”

That’s why I can’t get behind these guys. For the same reason I can’t get behind the endless barrage of guys in facepaint with names like “WiCkEd JoKeR BoYz” or “Kryptic” who throw samplers at me at the Gathering. (And, for the record, I’m not calling out any “Kryptic” in particular; I’ve gotten samplers from something like seven of them.)

Well, that and the fact that I think their music sounds like flatulence escaping the rectum of a walrus with a serious case of food poisoning, but you know, that’s subjective.

Amb and icp on blood in blood out is one of my favorite songs.  I think its called calm down

Yeah, it’s not like they could just change their name now and shit. They have grown a ton from the basic evangelic murders with gimmicky juggalo style songs from Forbidden Forrest to the more personalized and mature shit they do today.

Old Mr Dangerous said
Do you like the AMB enough to warrant their being able to remain on Psychopathic Records? 

What Do You Ultimately Think of AMB?

• They're good enough to be on PSY!(45% : 19 votes)
• I'm Switzerland about AMB. If they prevail, great! If not, best of luck.(29% : 12 votes)
• They're terrible, one of PSY's biggest mistakes! How are they still here!?!(21% : 9 votes)
• They're BETTER than PSY!(5% : 2 votes)
• They should be on another label for creative freedom! They do better there, but i don't hate PSY(0% : 0 votes)

Total Voters: 42

Page 4 bump