So remember way back when we had that shortlived thread comparing Jumpsteady to that Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World"? Can we start that back up again? Please?

Ahem...

"I don't normally post on Faygoluvers, but when I do...the women, zay love eet. But I no love them back."

"I don't normally call Scottie D. at his place of employment, but when I do...he fronts like he's too busy so he has time compose himself and stop his voice from cracking." (Sup with that, Scottie? ;)

"I don't normally record a concept record about 1920s bank robbers, but when I do...ninjas start rocking fedora pimp caps with the old-english D and titty chants evolve into 'lemmi see them gams, dollface.'"

#Gams Diamond

Somebody call Machine Gun Kelly for a cameo...you know what? Nevermind. Fuck that little twirp. Friggin creeper...

But seriously, props to the big homie Jumpsteady for hitting up FLH with a thoughtful piece of writing and insight. His heart shines through, as always. <3 <3 <3