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Hatchetman
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March 15, 2013
6:51 pm
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So remember way back when we had that shortlived thread comparing Jumpsteady to that Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World”? Can we start that back up again? Please?

Ahem…

“I don't normally post on Faygoluvers, but when I do…the women, zay love eet. But I no love them back.”

“I don't normally call Scottie D. at his place of employment, but when I do…he fronts like he's too busy so he has time compose himself and stop his voice from cracking.” (Sup with that, Scottie? ;)

“I don't normally record a concept record about 1920s bank robbers, but when I do…ninjas start rocking fedora pimp caps with the old-english D and titty chants evolve into 'lemmi see them gams, dollface.'”

#Gams Diamond

Somebody call Machine Gun Kelly for a cameo…you know what? Nevermind. Fuck that little twirp. Friggin creeper…

But seriously, props to the big homie Jumpsteady for hitting up FLH with a thoughtful piece of writing and insight. His heart shines through, as always. <3 <3 <3

March 15, 2013
6:59 pm
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i dont know if you knew it, but i compiled all those into a thread entitled '220 things you should know about jumpsteady'. 

i put it in the entertainment and comedy corner so it wouldnt get buried. 

then it promptly got buried. 

im always thinkin i should bump it, but i cant seem to come up with any more good ones on the fly. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

March 15, 2013
10:18 pm
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Adding new jokes to the list seems like a legit reason.

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March 16, 2013
11:59 am
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No WAY! Please bump it. I didn't know it even existed.

 

Got I love shit like this lol….Also, I just think it's great that FLH got this exclusive. And also I wanted an excuse to publicly mess with Scottie lol….my hommmie

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