Anybody who has their copy of Juggalos Against Sanity might notice a handful of blank white cards at the beginning of the deck. These are just filler cards, but I encourage you fill them in and make your own custom answer cards. This is especially cool if you have a dedicated group of players, since you can include your own in jokes and make it real personal and unique. I’m setting about this task myself tonight, so I’m gonna share these with y’all since I luh u. Because I don’t half-step when it comes to this, I’m gonna write out custom phrases as well, though I don’t have any way to commit them to cards (yet!).

Phrase: I basically have two modes: Super Chill, and _________. There is no in-between.

Answer: Aggressively buttfucking a cocker spaniel while bumping Boyz II Men

P: Some call it a wanksta, some call it a studio gangsta, but I call it ________

A: Paying two retards to fistfight

P: ________, the REAL reason for the Juggalo Civil War

A: My nigga Gary

P: Otis’ battle rap ability can be compared to _________

A: The distinct odor of a crusty cockring

P: I got a phone call from Shaggy 2 Dope today. He wouldn’t shut up about _________, gnomesayin’?

A: Mankini’s hypnotic diamond-hard nips

P: There’s no need to fear, ________ is here!

A: Esham’s super-secret cuddle buddy

P: ICP’s newest stage set is dope as hell.

It features ________, _________, and even _________

A(3): A freshly slapped baby ass, Weeping anal fistula, A bi-curious Nazi

P: Whether you’re a Juggalo or a Technician, it’s all _______ to me!

A: Two knuckles deep in a hot shitbox

P: The Dark Carnival Gypsy foretold of ________ in my immediate future.

A: A Single Mother Squirt Party

P: Included in every V.I.P. package: A charm, limited edition t-shirt and _________

A:  Vivid nightmares of your uncle giving you The Bad Touch

This is all I have for now. But if anybody else comes up with their own off the wall answers, post them here!