Wanting to be a Gigalo is not the same as wanted to be fucked by one…as usual you tenuous grasp on English has made you mis-communicate…don’t worry Im here to clear up what you really mean.

Smack on the phone with a male escort company:  “Ummm do you know how to do Man’s Myth era face paint…fine ill email you a picture…yes ill pay extra…ill leave a rare mirror mirror jersey on the front doorstep make sure he puts it on before cumming in”…PHRASING BOOSH

Hahahahaha, this is great, funny shit OCJ. The sad thing is he brought it on himself, he started this thread.

LOL, the Mirror Mirror jersey that he claimed he would wipe his ass with and set on fire yet never did, you brought it up! LOL

That statement coming from the smack is hilarious. He keeps pictures of bald fat men on his computer and posts them regularly on here, we all know his favorite one. And in his spare time he makes fake profiles of me claiming I’m a fag. And we think of man on man sex too much? If contradicting yourself was a paying job, smack would have a bank account to rival Bill Gates.

Nah, that’s not it man lol. It’s way worse, and he is hiding his cock suckin’ face in shame. As well he should. The first pic up there is from an openly gay tag team in the 80’s, The Fabulous Rodgeau Brothers. How he’d love to be Jimmy Hart in that picture. I’m sure he’d also love to have some special alone time with Jimmy Hart as well, see what “The Mouth of the South” is really all about.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again right now, it’s always the one who claims that everyone else is gay that’s the biggest fag of all. Just come out already smack, we all know the truth anyway. Closets are for clothes, come on outta there.

patjoyce said
You are so unbelievably full of shit!!! Before I ever posted a picture of myself you were raggin’ on me with some other fag on here about not having one up, I think it was illtheclown, and you said “here’s my picture, try not to jack off to it faggot.” Then after I ripped on you for how openly gay you looked in that pic you took it down in shame. 

I remember this.  It was the same conversation where Smack said hed fly to Utah and punch @lucem-ferre  in the face if I am not mistaken.  It was brief but Smack did post a pic of himself for a minute…it along with his lame ass drinking video inspired this thread here How the almighty smack came into this world.

I was in rare form that day.

First off, butter is not orange in Canada, margarine is orange. Try reading what I actually type every now and then, it’s not hard. And I was 33 when I had the heart attack. Heart disease runs in my family, it’s not uncommon. My health is pretty top notch now though, so you’ll most likely be waiting a long time for the next one. And, again, I only posted a pic to shut up illtheassclown, who for weeks called me pedro and a 12 year old girl. It got old and proving retards wrong on this site is something that never gets old. And who are you kidding, oh, it’s 3 kids now? You said it was 2 a couple months ago. And no girl would ever belittle herself to having children with you, you’re too retarded and sad. And I’ve seen you on here past 6, was a long time ago though. I can only assume your computer broke and you can’t afford a new one, even a cheap little tablet, so now you can’t post past 6, when your local library closes for the night.

Now, lets be honest here smackey. You’re trying to hide behind your lie of having a family by saying that you won’t post pictures of them to prove you actually have one, because assholes like me will make fun of them. If you have a family, and you always claim to not give a single fuck at all about me and what I say, what does it matter? It wouldn’t. But you don’t have one, so you can’t. Even if you did (Which I highly doubt), it would be a big ugly fat chick and 3 mildly retarded ugly looking children and your gay lookin’ ass. I totally get why you wouldn’t want to post that. I would totally rag on it, along with everybody else, I’m sure. But you don’t have a family, you don’t have a girlfriend, you have only your sad little self, and we already saw a picture of what that faggot looks like. Oh, and it’s been an 8 year relationship has it? 2 months ago it was 6 years, man how the years fly by in fake relationships. You guys should be having your 50th wedding anniversary sometime around next Christmas at this rate. And I shouldn’t call your imaginary children retarded either, that’s a low blow, even at saying mildly retarded, which I thought was quite nice of me. I’ll try to be more politically correct in the future and call your imaginary children “Minimally Exceptional.” What a very sad, sad, sad little existence it is that you lead smackey.

Smack must be at his imaginary job right now. Gotta make that paper to support his imaginary family!!!!! It’s so cold in the C