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March 3, 2013
1:50 pm

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Let's make up some Jokers Cards just for fun.

A title, tracklist, and picture if we have any artists (even if you aren't it would still be entertaining)

So, let's see.. I'll go first.. …. hmm .. OH! laugh How about this..?

Gordo The Gruesome

1: Intro (lol)

2: Gordo The Gruesome

3: Fast Food (Song about loving greasy, fatty, fried, and corn-syrup ed foods. Faygo of course)

4: The Gorger (A horribly obese lunatic takes bites out of young people who like to eat at fast food places in the late night hours, lives in a dumpster)

5: Glutton's Buffet (A mentally ill man roofies folks at buffets and restaurants and brings them home to devour their body parts, he dresses up nicely)

6: Counting pi(es) (A college student gets revenge on his campus by dressing as the school mascot and delivering pie bombs)

7: Butcher's Special (Butcher shop clerk snaps and poison's the meat, after being found out locks up a grocery store and chops people up)

8: Gutter Blues (song about a hobo who has an eating problem, talks about gross shit like eating trash, eventually people)

9: Donut Shop (A police officer becomes frustrated with his fellow officers and

10: Unhealthy Heart (Fat child falls in love with a vegetarian girl, rejects him. He tries to eat vegetables and lose the weight, kills her with a carrot)

11: Chicken Wing Fling (Man meets a fat redneck chick at Pizza Palace, feeds her and fucks her, in love desperately, finds out she was extra-terrestrial duck shapeshifter)

12: Voodoo Steaks (Rich island yacht owner ends up on island, ship crashed. Kills locals sacred cow cuz he needs fine dining, has horrible nightmares and kills himself)

13: Crypt Claimer (A man breaks into crypts at local cemetaries and stores his massive collection of porn and comic books, dresses up dead bodies as his heroes and porn stars because he has no friends)

14: Waffle House Mayhem (Redneck killing song, hilarity ensues, and creative waffle iron deaths.

15: We All Scream for Iced Cream (Icecream man abducts families and freezes them in his cellar, sells their body parts with food coloring as popsicles)

16: Weight Watchers (A cult group of anorexics stalk and kill fat people)

17: Weight of the World (Song inspiring people to get through things they can change, and accept those they cannot)

Oh, and the face of this card is probably just Violent J in another couple years if he doesn't drop all that weight.

March 3, 2013
2:48 pm

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again?

awfully paranoid, arent you?

March 3, 2013
2:51 pm

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scruffy said:

again?

You aren't a very happy camper lately are you? Well, I don't recall a thread like this, though I am sure there was one before. My bad. It'd be nice to see a contribution from you folks, rather than just the typical responses and complaints.

March 3, 2013
2:59 pm

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lmfao love the weight watchers concept id be pissed off if they dont use this idea good shit man

March 3, 2013
3:33 pm

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i got 2 ideas for jokers cards but i cant think of track listings

The Witch: she runs Hells pit and tortures souls who have done wrong in their lives (featured on the hells pit album which would make sense to make a jokers card about her)

The Jester: Plays tricks on mankind and causes them to do evil acts

March 3, 2013
3:40 pm

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That got me hungry Cryptic. Too many food references. And Bill, the Witch was portrayed as the Devil I believe. ICP's version of the devil.

March 3, 2013
3:57 pm

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GanjaGoblin said:

That got me hungry Cryptic. Too many food references. And Bill, the Witch was portrayed as the Devil I believe. ICP's version of the devil.

I was hungry when I made it lol Yeah it's not the best “album” tracklist, but I think some of those song ideas would be a nice to hear lol

March 3, 2013
4:00 pm

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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said:

You aren't a very happy camper lately are you?

i was once a happy camper? wish i had taken a picture of it or something.

Well, I don't recall a thread like this, though I am sure there was one before. My bad. It'd be nice to see a contribution from you folks, rather than just the typical responses and complaints.

sure, this kind of thing pops up about, what, once a week? maybe less. if you want my contribution, go back and find the first one, see what i said then.

to be honest, my response was rather benign. its patjoyce, that typically has a paragraph or two of sarcasm for these types of questions.

and, not to be a downer, or affect your sensibilities, but, if icp drops the 'big fat foodie' jokers card, you can bet that i wont shell out for it. the 'sub-deck for the sub-deck' idea was better.

awfully paranoid, arent you?

March 3, 2013
4:20 pm

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scruffy said:

cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said:
You aren't a very happy camper lately are you?
i was once a happy camper? wish i had taken a picture of it or something.

You seemed more chill in your older posts is what I meant. Well, I didn't specify that I wanted 'your' contribution specifically, just contribution in general. I wasn't offended, I was just hoping to see some contribution or relevant comments, just for fun. Most threads just seem to be empty arguments.

I never specified my idea should be used as an album. It was just for shits and giggles. laugh

March 3, 2013
4:39 pm

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cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said:

I wasn't offended, … just for fun. … It was just for shits and giggles.

way, way ahead of you. thus, my first post.

and, id say im fairly 'chill' at the moment, as compared to my natural manner.

try to remember, you were using a single-word response to judge my emotional state.

aint no thing. shake it off, rub some dirt in it.

awfully paranoid, arent you?

March 3, 2013
5:51 pm

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I read about an unreleased jokers card they maybe didn't finish or scrapped. it was called Psychotic Spindel and he had some type of concept of reversing time past and present to undo things you regret doing. maybe its the next one! not really sure tho. I saw some stuff about it after BPB so I thought it was the next card but I guess they liked MDP better. but it really could be the next one. now when I look for info on it I cant find it anywhere. but there were pictures of shaggy drawing it and the name so it looked legit. like someone was there and snapped some pics with their phone. it looked sort of like milenko but really dope! it had a hat on with like a spiral and looked totally evil and shit.