che said
blaze – justin timberlake

I really want to hear the Official Movie Soundtrack in this scenario.

Justin Timberlake, crooning out “Bitch, you’s a hoodrat, I’m just tryn’a fuck, do it like a rat, face down, ass up! Chicken head, dirty ass, no good trick, hood rat bitch you can suck this dick!”

Grammys, motherfucker. Grammys.

Old Mr Dangerous said
Jumpsteady HAS to be played by Michael Rappaport. Or else they don’t even get a glance from me.  

Also, Tony Todd (aka Candyman) as Big Hoodoo. I just realized after all this time that his character is sort of a Candyman hybrid based on that voodoo wrestler you guys talk about.

the_patriot_smack said

Tony Todd is like 65 years old

I know black don’t crack Sam Jackson is 71 but if there ever is an ICP movie made it wont be anytime soon and Tony will be way too old.

they should get Mustafa Shakir who played Baron Samedi on American Gods and Big Hoodoo is based on Baron Samedi

fun fact

Samedi is Saturday in Francais   

I get that. I guess I was envisioning an ICP movie narrated from the future sense. Like a biography after they pass because we all know that when they do, fake ass motherfuckers will be claiming that they always supported them.