I guess I have too much time on my hands.

Please note that I’m only accepting confirmed deaths, and not simply threats. IE: The Juggla has broke a few necks. This is not a confirmed death. Furthermore, The Juggla may huff, puff, and blow your fucking neck loose. Followed by a mugging, for some reason. It is, however, never explicitly stated that he HAS done so, merely a threat that he WILL. Also, the kill must have been performed by either Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Greez-E or John Kickjazz. Without further adieu:

Carnival of Carnage
The Juggla: (1) Chopped off head, chilling in his lap.
                (1) Doctor’s face, eaten. (I’ll allow it.)
                (1) Nerd in the back of the class going psycho and killing your ass whilst wearing a “Kick Me” sign on his back. (Threat-like, but in the past tense, we’ll allow it.)
3

Wizard of the Hood: (1) Wizard, slugs to his brain.
1

Is That You: (1) Throat slashed for asking what the clown shit is all about.
1

Night of the Axe: (80) Numerous killed within the first minute of the song, estimated number.
                       (5) Family of five, chopped up and thrown into the trunk of a pinto.
                       (14) Bus passengers, crashed into a river.
                       (4) Restaurant patrons/workers. Rough estimate, two Mexicans enjoying a meal, two screaming waitresses.
                       (154) Police Officers killed in 18th precinct. Rough, rough, rough estimate. Achieved by considering current amount of Detroit police officers, and dividing by 18. There are, in actuality, only 12 precincts in the Detroit PD, but we’ll assume for sake of ease that in ICP’s world, there are 18.
257

Psychopathic: (49) Mothafuckas dead.
                   (1) Spine removed and used as blunt weapon.
                   (1) Cop shot after a fart-related incident.
                   (1) Girl’s life, grabbed and taken.
52

Blacken Your Eyes: (1) Bitchy, bitchy hoe killed in numerous ways. Actually pretty overkill, all things considered.
1

Never Had It Made: (47) Counts of first degree murder, and probable cannibalism.
                           (1) Mortician knifed.
48

Your Rebel Flag: (1) Redneck’s lungs blown out via shotgun at bus stop.
                       (1) Brain and spine removed.
                       (1) Neck cut (with good blade.)
                       (1) Wilbur (I’mma cut his neck.)
                       (1) Hoss (I’mma break his back.)
                       (1) Goober (I’mma stab his face.)
                       (1) Jed (I’mma slit his throat.)
                       (1) Redneck killed in various ways by 2 Dope.
8

Ghetto Freakshow: (1) Person killed from within.
                          (1) Blind date found dead under a wooden crate.
                          (2) Couple, killed from behind while driving, guts ripped out.
4

Taste: (1) Girl killed by recently escaped asylum inmate.
          (1) Rich Bitch Fucka, shot in the mouth and brains poured out.
          (1) Jogger, axe to the noggin’ 30 or 40 times.
          (12) Dead bodies on the mothafuckin’ train tracks.
          (1) Sniped from tower/chased naked from shower/shot in cock.
16

CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE TOTAL KILL COUNT: 391

…I got too much time on my haaaaaaands…

Ah, hell, I have a minute:

Beverly Kills 50187
Beverly Kills: (1) Another bus-stop related shotgun homicide.
                 (1) Dylan, slapped in the head with a sledgehammo.
                 (1) Brenda, head stuffed in fish tank. (WUSSUP AQUAMAN!?)
                 (1) Brandon, used as skateboard on staircase, back subsequently shoved down throat.
                 (1) Kelly, found dead in her bathroom.
…No, Kelly found dead in her dad’s room.
…No, Kelly found dead in her backyard.
…Kelly choked on a Joker’s Card.
5

17 Dead: (1) Rich bigot fucker, beat with baseball bat, cut up for the 17 dead.
1 (Seriously. Only 1 dead on 17 Dead. Mind = Blown.)

Chop Chop: (1) Head, juggled.
                (1) Richies head, jumped on until dead.
2

BEVERLY KILLS 50187 TOTAL KILL COUNT: 8

Well, that was fairly unexpected.

Genius thread idea @bootleg216   and @nemo well fucking done! 

Was playing “Bloody Bitch Dead” earlier so this has me invested in the topic at hand. 

“This weeks been good, that bitch was the third!” – J

Death Count: 3 

The rest of WOTH has like zero deaths I think. That’s their “wholesome” album lol.

Did Shangri-LA have murders? “Violent J is the name that I go by, wakin up with blood on my hands and I don’t why”.. he did something horrible but there’s no proof, so can’t count that lol. He could’ve been handling raw chicken poorly, or fingering a menstruating lass.

Ahhh Thy Staleness to the rescue once again! J commits a few in that one I recall. 

Turned that guys head backwards his way. He steady cut heads off surfing on a wheelchair but the actual number is not confirmed.

One_3rd said

Old Mr Dangerous said
He steady cut heads off surfing on a wheelchair but the actual number is not confirmed.

Can we just count any “unconfirmed amount” as 17? I feel that’s what J would say.

Damn good answer, dude. 

JabroniKilla said
Next lets count johnny richter track marks

Let’s count how long you want hulk Hogan to pin you naked?  Longer then 3 seconds!  You jock strap sniffing homo

I will count your moms toes  get her to go out with me.   yeah man!

@nemo this is quality stuff. Much props!