I don’t think he’s ‘trying to keep the peace” between anyone. I just think he wants left out of someone elses beef.

He’s cool with PSY, he’s cool with MNE, he’s gonna let them fight and stay out of it and be cool with both of them.

I think we all have homies who’re cool with everyone, even people you fucking hate. Tech is like that in the rap game.

I think he is playing this out like when he did when Funk Volume broke up and peeps kept

hound dogging him to see if he would sign any of them.

Totally Switzerland. Respect that.

I think it’s cool as hell. Never thought it would be so strange (STRAAANGE!!!) to see those Clowns on stage with a Strange (STRAAAAAANGE!!!) Music (Music!) emblem behind em. 

I’ll bet some folks will begin an “ICP Being Tested Out For Strange (STRRAAAANNGGEE!) Spot on Label” rumour mill.

ICP infiltrates their entire label. Psychopathic is going under, like everyone whines, and ICP have no choice but to leave all the pedophiles and Billly Bill-type thugs for a new shot at life.

At first, they hover in the background, playing by Travis and Tech’s carefully laid-out style… a few cameo spots on tracks, one secret song at the end of a Prozac solo or something. Lots of video appearances, you know, to get Technicians used to their clowns vibes.

Pretty soon, Tech let’s go. He’s having so much fun from the aura of Juggalos and Technicians molding into one form (Techalos? Juggnicians?) that during a Toledo, OH show, he starts spraying the crowd with KC Tea and Caribou Lou, and Monster Energy. This is Diet Faygo soda though, people. What happens next is mass hysteria of the highest order. People love it. Eyes are burning and open wounds are simultaneously stinging and being cleaned of germs, and the Clowns rush the stage with their Faygo and all the juices are mixed into an alcoholic, cheap-and-classy mix of American madness. 

The Source catches wind, as a rep happens to be there. He writes a front page article with amazing digital photography. 

Soon, Tech N9ne is elated in interviews about this second coming of independent music. A melding of cultures, midwest style. 

Shaggy and Violent J exchange a glance and smile a wicked, toothy one.. it’s all goiNg as planned.

During a rather upbeat meeting at STRAAANGE!! , the doors suddenly bust open as a gaggle of weirdos Sasha in. A Native, a voodoo priest, some kid from Flint, an older Hispanic DJ, and a hooded figure waltz in.

“Who the fuck-?!” chortles an exasperated Stevie Stone.

A few more thuggy nerds enter, and the door slams, as if by some unseen force. A cold, wicked wind heaves through the office. No one says a thing. Then, Joe Bruce:

“That’s right, motherfuckers! Time for some changes around Kansas City. The Wicked Clowns will never die mothafuckahhhHHHHH!!!”

– TO BE CONTINUED –

ps – the “Math required” thing at the bottom of my post is 10+7 .. coincidence?

Wonder what song they kicked?

TheFvckinKreeper said
wtf i love juggalo fanfiction now  

Haven’t you guys ever wondered..

…ever considered… or thought… in the back of your minds…

That this whole debacle.. from the Twiztid fallout…

.. to the Blahzay Rose ordeal…. 

.. to the Will Sigler fiasco…

..to Twiztid hanging with Tech….

…then Strange hanging with ICP….

…it could all be a….

..planned…

……

..

PANIIIIKKKKKK!!!! – intro bass to “My Axe” – Planned Panic Remix kicks in…

notice how they introduced him like a wrestling match? clearly the fight is still on.