krunkazphuk said
You forgot Tom Green’s one-man The Human Centipede extravaganza.

i was headed towards a Tom Green joke but was too tired.

but the Saturday theme has been announced!

Psychopathic Black History Night!

Project Born’s Helicopter Ground Rides!

V-Synyzter Presents Free Lamination! (bring a canned good!)

Blaze Ya Dead Homie presents the “African American Era Audiobook Reading!” Hear Blaze discuss his transition from black man to caucasian sensation, over a wild few years at Psychopathic Records! Co-host: Morgan Freeman!! Wicked!

Lavel’s Super Fresh Church of Splatter Day Saints Judgement House Sin Simulator! Also: Mr. Heart dunking booth.

King Gordy’s Bullet Gambling! How many licks does it take to take this man down? Optional: pull em out, pawn em and get paid! Scrap metal recycling booth located just outside grounds! 

and last but not least, Esham Express…. we dont know either, but its bound to be wicked!

all catered by Cordon Bleu! Violent J will be playing Beach Boys and giving out free Cordon Bleu specialties cooked by Esham’s crew at Cordon Bleu!

Then: Firecrackers! Turkey dogs!! Mastamind hologram beating down Ass Dan (RIP)!

Morgan Freeman narrating “March of the Blaze”….

“the Homie is a curious specimen… watch as Blaze saws off his shotgun end and then frolicks in the concrete jungles of Detroit… but then they die…thus, the Dead Homie… our Dead Homie then uses his chameleonic ability to permanently change his pigment from charcoal to light salmon pink… the process takes but a few Earth days… things immediately start going better for Blaze, and soon he migrates across the country in his natural yet unnatural state… the voice of the Homie Blaze however can still be misinterpreted as an African loon to those fortunate enough to be in earshot of this magnificent creature…”