Possibly about the thin line between bravery and stupidity. Sort of what you guys have been touching on.

Sort of a Mighty Death Pop idea. 

I would eat a bowl of ducks but not a bowl of dicks

Pics or it didn't happen

The idea that comes to mind for me when looking at this new card is about the toxic rage that builds up inside a person when they are about to snap. It's at this point that Red Fred explodes and takes over, pushing the person into a blind fearless rage of fury that results in the most hideous acts of violence and vengeance destroying the lives of many forever only to leave the poor soul that Fred has consumed to rot in bewildered torment as they wake to realize the carnage they have committed for which they will now have to suffer with in Hell's Pit for all eternity.

Regardless of whether I'm right or wrong I'm hoping for some furious fight music and some wicked horror stories that would make Chris Benoit squirm.

Zong420 said
Fearless Fred Fury in (665X665)

If you took each face and halved them and made it 1 face if it would be a 2 disc set maybe... (rushed sloppy versions)

  

That's dope dude! It's nice to see a good version of FFF. The name may be odd. But damn I'm loving this cards design. Looks extremely pissed. 

Karacalla said
I wonder if this is going to be the first "Jokers Card" album that they sell only on digital media platforms?

J was talking a couple of months ago about a change that affects "Everything" over at Psychopathic along with

saying CD's were a dying format and not lucrative anymore.

I'm just guessing, but with all the lay offs it could hold some weight.  

I doubt it because they can track how many cds they sell. So I would think okay we sold 20,000 lets press up 20,000 and also make digital down loads.

Ive been wondering hard what that saying meant. How is everything going to change. Im wondering if in 2018 they just roast EVERYONE and what not I have no idea.

Zong420 said

If you took each face and halved them and made it 1 face if it would be a 2 disc set maybe... (rushed sloppy versions)

  

Seriously, I would take either of those over the image they revealed. Da fuk is with the gerbil?!

Yeah I'm pretty sure ICP said multiple times that a CD was like fuckin' n digital was like porn. They ain't gonna stop cds. 

Man, the name is stupid but the jokers card itself looks fresh as fuck

Now all you got to do is just take them faces and put them threw a Blue, Red and Green filter to envision the "Limited" edition versions of the card. This includes the exclusive bonus track of Shaggy 2 Dope reciting Edger Alan Poe poetry to a school of autistic kids somewhere in Kansas as they are "scooped" up on a little yellow bus and driving in circles at a local Wall-Mart parking lot.

Then take all of them and combine them in to one to create the "Ultimate Freshness" edition. It includes HD pictures of Sugar Slam giving birth to little JJ in Crisp, Black and white photos. If you throw in another 20 bucks you get part of the after birth with a limited edition T-shirt that states "I ate the umbilical cord". Only available in extra kids medium of course and the color green.

Then for all you "Super" collectors they will release the first 1/4 of it on vinyl, with each quarter turning up every 3 months, including an "Exxxxxxxxtra Spooooooky" intro from "Juan" Violent J's maniac lawn person. Hear his crazy day of the dead tales as he narrates over the sounds of weed wackers and leaf blowers. Also included in this package is the "I ate the umbilical cord" shirt, kids medium,Shaggy's yellow bus poetry and for the first 50 orders, Psychopathics new venture, "Uber furious". This new en devour that crosses Uber with Juggalo sub-culture. The ride will pick you up at your requested location and drive you to the nearest gas station where YOU WILL fill up the tank. Then, you will en dour several hours of the "Behind the Paint" audio book being blasted threw the speakers of this Psychopathic records wrapped 82' honda civic. The driver will ask you to sign a paper acknowledging he is indeed a sex offender as he swerves in and out of traffic in south west Detroit attempting to blow Meth clouds out the broken windows.  Yes, that is spiders crawling on you and not the second hand effects of Meth smoke. Ride until your teeth fall out and listen as the driver yells random catch phrases such as "Ain't nobody got time for dat!", "We all float down here!" and the newest, "Jesus Christ, it feels like my skin is burning offffffffffffffffffffffff!".

All available at Hatchet Gear and participating Best-Buys.