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Hatchetman
Favorite and least favorite:Dark Lotus
June 2, 2014
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Favorite: Withered

Least Favorite: Witch Trapped in this Song

 

-Jules

June 2, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous said

Violentdope said

LTB said
Favorite(s): Backwords, Keep Up, That’s Me, The Walls, Jump Off, Pass The Ax

Least Favorite(s): Hot Poision, Witch Trapped In This Song

witch trapped in this song is cringe worthy…worst DL song imo

 

Cool concept but they cpuldve rapped it a lil less hokey.

And yes Marz2 I agree about Withered. Shit I made a whole thread about that track.

It was on of the most serious songs put out by PSY

 

June 3, 2014
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@old-mr-dangerous 

“Shut the FUCK up quit telling me what to do…Blaze, J, Mono, Madrox is that you?”  “No it can’t be its me sitting alone in the rain…fuck this bullshit and the pain.”

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

June 3, 2014
6:26 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
@old-mr-dangerous 

“Shut the FUCK up quit telling me what to do…Blaze, J, Mono, Madrox is that you?”  “No it can’t be its me sitting alone in the rain…fuck this bullshit and the pain.”

What’s your post-grad plans homie?

Oh, and your butthole just spit in your pants.

June 3, 2014
6:37 pm
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Im running around opening Trader Joe’s in the DMV region, and in between catching checks as a store manager at my location.  Its good scratch and I enjoy doing it…No grad school for this guy.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

June 3, 2014
7:55 pm
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OCJ_Brendan said
Im running around opening Trader Joe’s in the DMV region, and in between catching checks as a store manager at my location.  Its good scratch and I enjoy doing it…No grad school for this guy.

Congrats. I’m done pursuing education now as well. Well, institutional education. I learn something new every day. When we move to Colorado I’m sure I’ll fig sum stuff out

June 4, 2014
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Im lost i feel like the malaylsia plane :/

June 4, 2014
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Who would win in a fight, Jake or Jack Jeckyl?

Answer: Jake. For only love can conquer hate.

 

Now that that’s out of the way.. I don’t hate any Lotus track outright, but there are some in the lower tier… 2 Dope my homie scabs up a lot on Black Rain. I wish that wasn’t so. But here’s my lower tier of DL:

 

Doornail Dorothy

Witch Trapped in this Song

Trapped Inside (I hate the effeminate guy in the chorus)

 With the Lotus

She Was

Hell House

Farther Away

 

Can’t remember anymore now..

June 5, 2014
12:58 am
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I do love that ultra rare Dark FLOTUS track by Michelle Obama. Anybody? Anybody??

Ahh.. nothing is harder to achieve than good Juggalo stand up comedy.

June 5, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous said
I do love that ultra rare Dark FLOTUS track by Michelle Obama. Anybody? Anybody??

Ahh.. nothing is harder to achieve than good Juggalo stand up comedy.

It sure is, almost as hard as trying to sell amb or cold187 cds lol.

 

MCL.

June 6, 2014
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bobbotokes said

Old Mr Dangerous said
I do love that ultra rare Dark FLOTUS track by Michelle Obama. Anybody? Anybody??

Ahh.. nothing is harder to achieve than good Juggle stand up comedy.

It sure is, almost as hard as trying to sell amb or cold187 cds lol.

 

MCL.

 

 

Garcia bros was straight

June 6, 2014
12:56 pm
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It might have been, but for 1. we were all making juggalo jokes. 2. One good album doesn’t make up for those other forgettable ones. 3. It’s well known that AMB is not even close to being a strong seller on the hatchet because there are a lot of fans that just cant get into them. Some of the best comedy out there is stuff that’s blended with the truth homie.

 

MCL.

June 6, 2014
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bobbotokes said
It might have been, but for 1. we were all making juggalo jokes. 2. One good album doesn’t make up for those other forgettable ones. 3. It’s well known that AMB is not even close to being a strong seller on the hatchet because there are a lot of fans that just cant get into them. Some of the best comedy out there is stuff that’s blended with the truth homie.

 

MCL.

I understand though when it comes to amb i can only listen to Garcia bros and your right One album doesn’t make up for years of shit 

June 7, 2014
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Tales From The Lotus Pod – Favorite: Headache – Marz and Monoxide dominate this track. I almost chose Hurt Myself, but that song drags on way too long towards the end so Headache is better overall.

 

Least Favorite: Bitch I’m Sexy – Good track, but just doesn’t sound like a Lotus song at all.

 

Black Rain – Favorite: The Walls – Was hard to choose this over Pass The Axe, but The Walls is just brilliant. The concept, beat, and raps (ABK’s verse is the best verse on the whole album), it all works.

 

Least Favorite: Doornail Dorthy – One of the few Lotus songs that I don’t really like that much

 

Opaque Brotherhood – Favorite: Withered – This song is the absolutely perfect way to end my favorite album. Honorable mention to Backwards

 

Least Favorite: Basically none – they’re all amazing, but if I had to chose one I would probably say Falling.

June 7, 2014
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Surprised nobody said “Dot Com” as least favorite. Its easy to forget it is even on the album though. Kind of a bonus track.

Me and Fred Durst cookin bratwurst, at one of Hugh’s barbecues with them bunny skirts.. oh my bad, that beat sounded familiar heh heh..

June 7, 2014
3:13 pm
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“headache” is the ultimate lotus song if u ask me. the beat is dark and the lyrics are wicked. everyone killed that track.

“black rain” has a sick beat and everyone killed it.

“i wanna die” the beat is sick. i like mono’s verse a lot. the chorus is epic.

“swarm”. everyone killed it. J is nuts on here haha. marz just comes in like a beast. never understood why mono didnt have a verse.

“black magic” is a scary ass track. str8 up wicked shit. it feels evil as hell.

“that’s me” and “kaboom” are some bangers. just good songs with the whole posse

 

 

random favorites:

“ali baba” it set the tone for the album and wat lotus was. first day the album came out this song grabbed me cuz i knew from the start Lotus was different and was all about that black magic stuff.

“hurt myself” i dont give a fuck. i like when j was nuts and had that story telling style.

“Something” ya J is a little loopy cuz its a bizzar bizarr era track but twiztid murders it

“i dont care” is a catchy song. i like the back n forth style…”wats the main event on raw” haha

“bad rep” was classic ICP / Twiztid style with dark humor.

“bitch im sexy” was funny and i miss those days when they did those sex themed songs like “houndogs”. the sound fx intertwined with the verses is dope. same with “and we danced” haha a video woulda been funny for this. them in a graveyard with dead chicks.

“jump off” is a good song. blaze and J killed it

“drunken ninja master” damn i love this beat by Shaggy. its dope. the verses are sick. but the chorus is wat kills it. i actually have a mix where i cut out the hook haha.

 

(least favorites)

“juggalo family” yes i loved this song so much when it first came out. but then overtime it just got corny. but it had its time and was dope for a while

everything on “opaque” idk i just didnt like the production. im a have to give it another listen. i never play the cd.

“doornail dorothy” was wack.

“pass the axe” i fucking hate this song. and its the one damn dark lotus music video. really pist me off

 

i still feel “tales from the lotus” is the best. it had a great theme. it was about black magic and had some evil songs. it was still filled with some humorous songs like “im sexy” and “and we danced” which is was drove mike e clark insane. he wanted all dark songs like “black magic” which i understand. but at the time ICp and twiztid were cartoony and they threw in those random goofy songs.

“black rain” is a good album. felt more like ICP, Twiztid, Blaze and ABK just makin songs. Didnt feel like Lotus if that makes sense. it was like they loosened up and just made songs. still a good album.

 

“opaque” just reminds me of “WICKED” just felt monotone.

June 8, 2014
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Top 10 Dark Lotus songs:

 

 

Headache   (either version)

Criple and Rape Me  (minus that awful Marz verse…Marz’s only weak effort)

Hurt Myself (Marz version)

Bitch I’m Sexy  (Marz version)

The Swarm  (ABK version)

And We Danced

Black Crows

Call Upon Your Gods (Marz version)

Gimmie Dat Blood (Marz version)

 Ali Baba (Marz version)

 

 

 

worst song:  the other dark lotus albums.  the Marz dark lotus cd was fucking perfect minus Juggalo family…that song sucked monkey nutz.  but the rest of that shit was fire and Marz actually added a complete new element to the group.  obviously he didn’t work out as a person fitting in with the clique but the ABK version was totally uncalled for.  they could have AT LEAST added bonus tracks…nope.  just ABK copy-and-pasting his way over Marz’s vocals.  Well, probably at Violent j’s orders.

 

 

too bad dark lotus didn’t drop in 1998 when icp and twiztid would have been closest to their respective peaks

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