6:03 pm
March 31, 2012
Who wants a new psychopathic Rydas album? that shit would be dope as Fuck. Get Converse and Twin Gatz on that shit too… that could be a new Psychopathic Rydas classic.
anyway I’ve been thinking about Big Money Thrustas… what about ya’ll?
BIG BABY TIME-SLIPS? ( big baby sweets’ future self is a time traveler that commits hella fucking sinister crimes, unspeakable sci-fi Horror, Gray Aliens abducting human beings turning them into Hybrid-interdimensional beings, getting Fat paid by Triple O.G. Green Willey )
SUGAR CAIN ( shaggy portrays a Crazy Time Traveler Killer wicked clown )
TRIPLE O.G. GREEN WILLEY – An alien O.G. that created a human species to mind gold on a new planet for his interdimensional time travel space ship machines. he’s get’s killed early in the movie
ESHAM – Esham plays himself in the movie and he has the ancient kryptonite Chronic that heals the universe… they call it “the wicked Gan” but he’s just chillin’ on one of the ghetto planets kickin’ that wicked gangsta shit… while all the chaos is happening…
OUIJA AND LYTE are the new poot and stank, but they’re stank and poot’s future relatives, but just as funny, Lyte and Ouija bring a new life to the big money trilogy! Ouija is a zomie, only awakened and ready to put it work for Big Baby Time-Slips by the Alien Implant in his brain… he’s the Ouija Board zombie… LYTE gets ganksta anytime anyone mentions what happened in Flint, because goddamnit Flint water made him and his Fam insane and he’s out for revenge, but him and Ouija are still kind of stoned and too busy rapping to really understand what’s going on… so they’re working for BIG BABY TIME-SLIPS
MIKE E CLARK… has found out a way to save his head and his brain and live forever… His head is in a big Round fish bowl in water and he breathes through tubes but he’s still the same! he just doesn’t have his old body… he’s just his head and yeah, his brain… he’s rocking shows, slanging his green and of course Big Baby Time-Slips has to get a cut or he cuts off Mike E Clark’s neck in half and the circulation system can’t work anymore.
Meanwhile Legz Diamond is Slangin’ illegal toxic sludge with the PURPLE GANG and HACK BENJAMIND… making sure all the radiation from the Toxic slime barrels have been safely dealt with, and because BIG BABY TIME-SLIPS has his greedy hands in everything… WHILE ALL OF THIS IS HAPPENING SUGAR CAIN (Shaggy) IS BUSY FUCKING FAT ALIENS CHICKS, WEIRD FAT LOOPY ALIEN CHICKS, FAT FLOPPY FOLDED BLUE-ISH GREEN OCTOPUS SQUID ALIEN BITCHES, watching some old ass Soul Train videos, while smokin’ a swisher sweet or two… Then STR8-JAKET AND KEEGAN call his cell phone from the year 2019 and tell him about VIOLENT J’s (oh wait, I mean big baby time-slips corrupt Time Travel device)…
KEGAN and STR8-JAKET decide to Smoke Salvia and Eat a bunch of mushrooms… 5 hours later… through several funny psychedelic hallucinations and they travel back in time to meet the Riddle Box era version of J & Shaggy and They basically travel through time and space through different dimensions and different eras of Joker Cards that never exist except in their own reality, They (Kegan, Str8-Jaket, Riddle Box era J, Riddle Box era Shaggy) see them selves and freak the fuck out!!! chaos and hilarity ensues… meanwhile BIG BABY TIME-SLIPS IS DESTROYING THE VERY EXISTENCE OF LIFE, TIME AND SPACE and EVERYTHING, THE FUCKING UNIVERSE! but he’s kicking back being cool being fed Cheetos by Jennifer Anniston and Jennifer Lopez…
then out of fucking NO WHERE BULLET & FULL CLIP smash through Big Baby Time-Slips Space Ship UFO time Travel craft and start hittin’ the switches on their 1963 “Christmas Green” Chevy impala with white interior, 100 spoke gold daytons, JVC Speakers, and that old school PROJECT BORN CD in the stereo bumpin’ “GRAVEYARD”
BULLET AND FULL CLIP jump out of the Low Rider space ship Ragged up, wicked clown paint under neath the blue and red rags, and they Start Dumpin’! Everybody starts shooting Lazers and spitting acid, and Flying away in UFO’s and All of a sudden for no reason there’s a hardcore bloody JCW Wrestling match between Mad Man Pondo and Kevin Gill!
Blahzay Roze and Sugar Slam make out with each other… while ABK and the juggalos finally get to smoke their Earth weed in peace, with out worry’ing about BIG BABY TIME-SLIPS… ( cut to a screen of Monoxide Child with A Hitler mustache laughing like a lunatic…. ?????? )
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