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So yeah as you know I have been hyping this review and many people have been very intrested in what the legend himself has to say about the mighty death pop. As you know I am not a fan (LOL) of the new shit. I think wraith to tempest was absolute garbage. Change in style. I felt BANG! POW! GAY! or im sorry BANG! POW! BOOM! was honestly a step in the right direction, but with songs like “juggalo izland”, the worst song EVER created by icp, i really gave up…

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This review may shock you so get ready.

I have given this album a VERY thourogh listen, and have been thinking about what I hate, like, and what is okay. Track by track, here it is….

.Track 1- INTRO- First off, this intro is very random. Listen, the whole point of the jokers cards, was a STORY. This is just some fucking idiot jumping off a building. Wow how creative. I feel the intro is decent, and I like the talking shaggy and J does, it reminds me of some of the other jokers card intros, but with no story what the fuck is the point??? Its okay. 5/10

Track 2- The mighty death pop- First off J's voice nowadays annoys me, where the fuck is the angry J? This is just so average. The chorus is nails on a chalkboard too. I feel im being a bit too nice but yeah 3/10

Track 3- Night of the chainsaw- Okay, listen, the legend is going to be straight up. this track is goddamn i hate admiting this but THE SHIT. J's voice going high on the first track reminds me of some older, and the chorus is great. Very catchy. Not perfect, when violent J says “petroleum”!! its very annoying and overall hurts the entire track. Come on J. Overall 8/10

Track 4- Chris benoit- This song is not as bad as people think it is. It makes me want to kill someone, I dont know if its because the song get slighty annoying or just the vibe. Its alrite, nothing special. 6/10

Track 5- The blasta- Okay, THIS is what ICP should be making these days.Violent story.  Very catchy. The fuckin J laugh is incredible, The best track on the album BY FAR   10/10

Track 6- Kickin kickin- okay yeah, i appreciate icp taking it back to if I was a ninja back in 96, but this aint shit compared to it. Its not bad but come on get original. 5/10

Track 7- bazooka joey- The beat is terrible, the chorus is garbage, THIS IS NOT ICP this is some side project where shaggy is talking about some fucking retard named bazooka joey. FTFO outtake, garbage boring song, but of course fake juggalos will jump in this gay song and act like its amazing.  Listen to some fucking riddlebox you fucking morons. 0/10

Track 8- Shooting stars- The violent J oldschool laugh is on POINT this is the 2nd best song on the album, Great story killin that faggot chris brown. I like it. But why its so short is beyond me. If it were longer it would not lost 2 points. 8/10

Track 9- Juggalo juice- I like the beat, but violent Js fucking flow is annoying and the track is so overproduced MEC needs to fucking take it back because this is just stupid. Whats the point here? Yes we like faygo. the end. Every track on the original 5 (fuck the wraith) told a story of some sort. This is nothing. Yes we like faygo. The fucks your point. Good job. Drink some faygo. The end. 0/10

Track 10- hate her to death- Yes I like this song, it doesnt feel like icp, but a good song overall. If you can relate you know what hes sayin. Again not ICP but okay 6/10

Track 11- skreem- good song kind of weak beat but alrite shaggy is good, J again, with that stupid fucking new flow, gets a fucking fail. almost ruins the song. Real juggalos know what im sayin. Stand up. Hopsin schools it which doesn't surprise it. Tech is OKAY nothing special. 5/10

Track 12 ghetto rainbows- Im not even going to go into this. ICP talking about rainbows. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE WICKED SHIT. This is why icp fucking sucks these days compared to the old shit. Good job icp. sing about rainbows and completely abandon REAL juggalos. thanks. -5/10 Yes it gets a negative.

track 13- when im clownin- Attempts to go back to old, but once again J's new voice and flow is garbage. But shaggy schools it. Not bad but not good at ALL 5/10

Track 14- Dog catchers- Once again a new celebrity killing song. Its okay not nearly as good as shooting stars. Its not bad. Actually its pretty fucking stupid now that I think of it. who gives a shit about the dog catcher.  1/10

Track 15- daisies- what is this the fucking calm? GARBAGE GARBAGE GARBAGE SONG what the FUCK disgrace this is not ICP I dont know what it is but its not ICP once again another negative -5/10

Track 16- Where's god?- So lemme get this straight if the carnival is GOD then why are you making a whole song wondering where it is. This will create some controversy and it doesn't make any sense. Again does not feel like ICP. 0/10

Track 17- forever- Well ICP is great at ending an album and this is actually pretty good. It actually feels somewhat deep. Really a thank you song to the family. Get ready to hear this at the end of every set for the next year. 8/10

Track 18- Bonus track- 0/10

Okay listen, being someone who has been DOWN and REAL since the riddlebox era, I expected this too suck. Here the thing, The first half of the cd is actually alrite. I appreciate the blasta and night of the chainsaw, if they would continue these types of tracks, I would like the cd more, but the 2nd half is seriously, awful. Besides forever, nothing stands out that much. It does NOT feel like icp it feels like 2 guys who hoped into a studio got high on some good 2-cb and talked about fucking daisies and rainbows. Its that new sound that irritates the fuck out of me. Why?? Because I didnt get into icp because they talked about fucking daisies. Yes I can appreciate daisies they are cool too look at yeah, sometimes Ill even pick one and stare at it yeah cool, but I dont want to HEAR A FUCKING SONG ABOUT IT.

You know yeah Ive seen some rainbows after it rains. Thats cool. The end. Do we need a fucking song about it?? No.

Again I loved the blasta I can listen to that for days, I love night of the chainsaw, good old school wicked shit style but again J needs to go back to his old voice, and DONT TELL ME they cant. Look up “creepy freak show” that is proof that they can make the oldschool REAL wicked shit.

Anyway, Its not too bad. Its alrite, better than I expected, but not amazing. 4/10 final review.

There you have it. I know this may have schoked you a little bit, But it is what it is thats how life is. Hope you enjoyed it. REAL juggalos stand up I got you.

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