GanjaGoblin said
This thread is shit   

Then maybe J & Jumpsteady need to quit the “Aliens Living Among Us” lectures on the Juggalo Show. I think the second deck could use a few space ninjas to nuke the dead wood from orbit.

Old Mr Dangerous said

People who say extraterrestrials are just fallen angels are among the dumbest creatures in existence. 

You are a Pizzagater, too, eh?   

Oooooh shit!

Shots fired.

Duck yall, some ricochets and strays are about to fly. Take them kids on in the house.

Yes. The angels were cast out of heaven to then probe the shitty assholes of all of the humanoid monkey folk. Because… Christ?

There is no Jesus Christ. I’m so certain of this that I am no long going to capitalize jesus christ’s name. You are a fucking fool.

Religion is one of the biggest loads of old garbage that humanity has to shed. It is as useless as our fifth toe now. We are forever evolving. Trash masters like you are holding humanity back from perpetuating the species. 

Belief in a higher power or a higher purpose is great. That’s what keeps you going, awesome. But organized religion FUCK FACES like you and likely the rest of your SHIT FAMILY AND FRIENDS are weighing down LIFE ITSELF. You deserve to be tortured on hot coals in the fashion of your fictitious dogmatic toilet paper/joint paper Bible book. 

It’s just swell that religious zombies like you are FUCKING ALWAYS the most conspiracy theory-minded twats. ALWAYS. You snake oil-sipping, bruised knee praying ass worthless scumbags. 

But I still love you. Happy Sunday, Klan Man.

Happy 4:20, Weed Nazis.

“Mongoloids”

woah man that’s racist

I’m pretty sure calling someone a “Mongoloid” is internet slang for extreme right wingers, who think being a Caucasoid is superior in some way. Kind of like a nazi. What a bigot.

krunkazphuk said

cRyPtiC_tHe_CLoWn said
“Mongoloids”…

I’m used to it. It’s just what he calls any Juggalo with an IQ higher than his sperm count.    

I apologize. I meant to say “Menopausal Mensa Mongoloids”. And mongoloids are not a race.

In all seriousness, Krunk is one of those Conservative broads that claim to be independent, tough-as-nails troopers. But mark my words, she is already plotting to play the damsel in distress in front of male folk to try and get me stomped. Seeing as how I have a surprise of my own, I’m all hakuna matata about it. I don’t blame her, because most every one of us guys does it. We are usually at the mercy of a female in distress. Example: I once joined in on a porch-stomping of a guy whom we were led to believe raped our friend. I mean, I saw his penis out, and so I guess why not? Turns out she just fabricated it at the last second (“look what he did to me”) and we stomped his lights out. He came back to the apartment the next day to make peace, and the guy who initiated the stomping (he was fresh out of a 4 year bid and was obsessed with the girl in question) tried to fight him, but the guy easily countered all his attacks. They were both named Mike lol. It was funny because the one guy out of jail said, in the street, “yo, you may be a better fighter than me, but you cant be wapin’ women!” He talked funny lol. Became a white Muslim in jail…. so ironically, the other Mike requested me on Instagram two weeks ago. He probably doesnt even remember me stomping him. Hes a nice guy, but unfortunately fell victim to the Krunk-type females of the world. They talk the talk but get us burly boys to do their dirty work. So, I understand. I get it.

And I’ve only called you and your husband mongoloids, you nincompoop. I respect the rest of these folks. Except for KKK, of course, seeing as how you’re cut from the same handicapped rectal region cloth. And I also respect Psyral.