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11:12 pm
July 15, 2012
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Jumpsteady is our Lord and Savior.
Is that too far?
11:23 pm
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May 22, 2012
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doesnt bother me. from the scriptures:
for god so loved the world, that he gave his only son; that whoever believeth in him shall have everlasting life.
he also sent us jumpsteady, to make sure shit runs smoothly.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:28 pm
July 15, 2012
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Yeah that sounds about right
3:17 pm
July 15, 2012
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Jumpsteady will eat your baby if necessary
4:02 pm
March 30, 2013
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^ Cee-Lo is actually reenacting Jumpsteady's contributions and observations throughout the history of music in this video
4:04 pm
August 8, 2012
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Jumpsteady doesn't flush the toilet. .
he scares the shit out of it.
They made jumpsteady toilet paper. .
but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
4:06 pm
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May 22, 2012
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jumpsteady can break a toothpick in half using only his thumb and index finger.
break it in half, the long way.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
7:07 am
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May 22, 2012
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jump performed an appendectomy on himself.
he didnt have appendicitis, he just wanted to see if he could do it in less than fifteen minutes.
he finished the last stitch at four minutes, seven seconds.
345, i think.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:50 am
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February 15, 2014
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#346: And God said, "Let there be JumpSteady." After 6 days God came back and said "JumpSteady, I love what you've done with the place."
11:06 am
March 8, 2014
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Jumpsteady was once a red shirt on Star Trek. And didn't die.
1:24 pm
March 8, 2014
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Jumpsteady invented and trademarked the word "the". This post cost me $200 in royalties.
7:30 pm
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February 15, 2014
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When in Rome, they do as HE does.
10:47 pm
March 30, 2013
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Jumpsteady doesn't always play video games, but when he does, they are brief and humbling Atari tournaments.
Jumpsteady sneezes The Rockin Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu... also, new universes.
Jumpsteady engages in intercourse with human women, and never gets STD's. When he does, they are Crab Nebulae.
Jumpsteady has The Talisman as one of his testicles, the other is a mystery. He also has a shortcut to The Dark Tower.
11:48 pm
June 28, 2013
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In the folds of Jumpsteady's jacket, he ALSO cradles an impressively huge overly veiny bright red hairy cock.
5:40 am
January 21, 2014
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jumpsteady once subbed-in for a sick Mother Teresa, when she came back, all the kids were healthy and fat.
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
3:23 pm
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May 22, 2012
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jumpsteady is very, very good at throwing his voice. every voice youve ever heard is actually jumpsteady.
including your own.
356.
Whoop Whoop scruffy :
SPOOKYtheFUNGIawfully paranoid, arent you?
10:42 am
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May 22, 2012
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jump throws a 99 mph fastball. when hes bowling.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:33 am
April 4, 2012
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Old ladies help jumpsteady cross the street.
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