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October 21, 2016
2:17 pm
krunk
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Ok.

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October 21, 2016
2:27 pm
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krunkazphuk said
Ok.

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Look, Psyral's wife just plagiarized my wonderful speech. I know it's a great speech, but such terrible plagiary should not be tolerated. Together we can succeed in over coming the terrible Psyral administration. Let's make this forum great again.

October 21, 2016
2:39 pm
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Here's my contribution to your super PAC, King.

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October 21, 2016
2:57 pm
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krunkazphuk said
Here's my contribution to your super PAC, King.

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I have the SuperUltraMegaPAC. It includes Monsanto, Nike, Walmart, BP, Coca-Cola, McDonalds, Robert Mugabe, Bill Gates, Carly Rae Jepsin, Megatron, The Green Ranger, Juggalo Holocaust and Pat Joyce.

We here at the Lucem administration appreciate your donation though.

October 22, 2016
2:42 am
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krunkazphuk said
Here's my contribution to your super PAC, King.

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That skirt is too long. 

October 22, 2016
10:24 am
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I nominate Nyro as ambassador to Fakeistan. In less than a year I envision camels up on blocks in the palace's front yard and thong burkinis as far as the eye can see.

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October 22, 2016
12:39 pm
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I think it is time for a vote!.

Even though I am down in the polls, I am not worried ...

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And I control the counting!

...

Vote for Nominees

  • Slumerican502(38% : 6 votes)
  • King Lucem Ferre(38% : 6 votes)
  • TurnaFraze(13% : 2 votes)
  • Noah Fence(13% : 2 votes)
Total Voters: 16
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October 22, 2016
12:44 pm
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All hail King Lucem! 

October 22, 2016
12:49 pm
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JC said
All hail King Lucem!   

I appreciate the support from such wonderful people, and just know that we will succeed against the terrible odds of this rigged system.

 

Make The Forum Great Again!

October 22, 2016
1:39 pm
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Psyral Infection said
I think it is time for a vote!.

Even though I am down in the polls, I am not worried ...

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And I control the counting!

...

Vote for Nominees

  • Slumerican502(38% : 6 votes)
  • King Lucem Ferre(38% : 6 votes)
  • TurnaFraze(13% : 2 votes)
  • Noah Fence(13% : 2 votes)
Total Voters: 16

What no option to vote for florida joe or randy gall

October 22, 2016
1:47 pm
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Psyral Infection said
I think it is time for a vote!.

Even though I am down in the polls, I am not worried ...

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And I control the counting!

...

Vote for Nominees

  • Slumerican502(38% : 6 votes)
  • King Lucem Ferre(38% : 6 votes)
  • TurnaFraze(13% : 2 votes)
  • Noah Fence(13% : 2 votes)
Total Voters: 16

Wow dont vote yet, its still too earlier in the race to make a decision. He is trying to make you vote now, so you make an irrational vote, before everyone gets to see the candidates true colors. I forsee a wikileak on psyral coming, and he wants to get votes locked in before the voters change their minds, you goddamn reptilian shapeshifter, go eat some more Quail eggs and caviar

October 22, 2016
3:04 pm
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SPOOKYtheFUNGI said

What no option to vote for florida joe or randy gall  

The system is rigged. They never stood a chance.

 

Make The Forums Great Again!

October 22, 2016
3:33 pm
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no nota, no vote. 

notable irony, there, bein that it is psyrals poll. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

October 22, 2016
7:17 pm
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OK I'll play

Immigration :

Open Borders for people coming from nations poorer than our own. It's a capitalistic myth that immigrants hurt our economy. If we have open borders and we let people come in, they will be applying for work at the same living wage as other people. It will temporarily flood the job market with new people listed as unemployed, however it will increase the amount of spending in communities from the bottom up and will help build our economy.

(Or artists switching labels ... or whatever):

Open borders. labels are worthless, anyway. Let people work with the people they wanna work with.

Economy:

Tax the wealthy at a significantly higher percentage, something like we had in the 50s would be great (the top rate was 91%) rather than the very low rate they pay now. 

(Or whatever money concerns think needs to be brought up)

The gathering is affordable but traveling there is not.Tour buses will be issued to pick ninjas up from major cities for free.

Supreme Court Appointees (Someone from the forums you would appoint and why) :

I'm an abolitionist. Abolish the courts and the judicial system and free all convicted felons. Replace with a system of support for people who commit crimes to help them learn to make stronger decisions. Anyone who is guilty of multiple violent crimes after the switch will be exiled. Guilt will be determined by members of the community following very strict guidelines that will account for racial and gender based discrimination. 

Foreign Hot Spots:

Switch from an offense based military to defense based. Switch all "peace keeping" to genuine humanitarian aid but only provide it to countries who ask for it. Provide it with no strings attached. 

(Happenings in the world you are concerned about and how you would fix them) :

We should strongly encourage the global community to treat humanity with respect and to provide clean, healthy water, food, and energy to all people in their care and to be proactive against discrimination in their own communities. 

Debt and Entitlements (Ummm... I don't know. Boring stuff for me. Just talk about it or something. Feel free to check the spoiler) :

Raise taxes on the wealthy. The Obama stimulus was entirely too conservative and did not grow the economy because it went to the wealthy who simply horde wealth. If you give money to poor people, they spend it rather than horde it. Debt gets paid, charity donations go up, and more than anything purchasing goes up which drives employment. 

Welfare as we know it would be cut to 0 and would be replaced with mandatory minimum income for all adults. 

Unemployment would be treated as a social issue rather than an economic one. People who are unemployed will be given work, meaningful, healthy, productive work sponsored by the state. 

Fitness to be President (Criteria for choosing you) :

I have reasonably sized hands. 

If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter

October 22, 2016
8:13 pm
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I nominate Noah as our Caligula. If elected, his regime will soon likely run out of other people's money.

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Hopefully things won't deteriorate to Ancient Roman conditions. Rome's Caligula is reported to have opened a whorehouse staffed with aristocrats' wives to fund the sinking ship, and was then killed by his own guards. Live long & prosper, Mr. Fence.

Satanic Trump 2016! 

Whoop Whoop, krunk :

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October 22, 2016
8:25 pm
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The views are all over the place but everyone so far agrees that we need to reign in the military. Interesting.

October 22, 2016
8:56 pm
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Slumerican502 said
The views are all over the place but everyone so far agrees that we need to reign in the military. Interesting.  

I wonder if that's even a viable option since the U.S. is a balla in NATO. It might happen whether we want it to or not according to

http://time.com/2938158/youth-.....y-service/

"Pentagon: 7 in 10 Youths Would Fail to Qualify for Military Service... "The quality of people willing to serve has been declining rapidly," the U.S. Army Recruiting Command's commanding general says. Approximately 71% of the 34 million 17-to-24-year-olds in the U.S. would not qualify for military service because of reasons related to health, physical appearance and educational background, according to the Pentagon. The ineligible typically includes those who are obese, those who lack a high school diploma or a GED, convicted felons, those taking prescription drugs for ADHD and those with certain tattoos and ear gauges, the Wall Street Journal reports, though some requirements can be waived."

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October 22, 2016
9:11 pm
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October 22, 2016
11:34 pm
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Slumerican502 said   
The views are all over the place but everyone so far agrees that we need to reign in the military. Interesting.     

i dont agree.  fuck that. 

the reigns are what keeps the military from bein able to accomplish its missions.  cut them shits. 

Whoop Whoop, scruffy :

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  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

October 23, 2016
1:12 am
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I voted Slum because ka is a wheel.

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