jiggles the clown said

jiggles the clown said
This is the maximum effort I’m willing to put into this.

jiggles the clown said
Eh, like I said. I wrote that in like 10 minutes on the bus ride home. And that’s literally 100% of the effort I’m gonna put into actually dissing him. 

 

I lied…

 

Took your bitch and I ate her, she was chewy so now I’m rolling solo. Sold her organs to my homie so now i got that dolo.

Ran a train on her ass, rode that bitch like I’m playing polo. Kept her body in my shed ‘cause she a backhoe.

My mama saying i need jesus, fuck that satan take the wheel, there is no deliverance from this evil but I’ll fucking make you squeal.

When i come for you you aint getting the glock, you’re not even worth the hi-point or the ash from my joints.

Im reppin that 503, i don’t gotta lie about where I’m from. Keep your new girl close or she might catch my cum.

Lame ass rappers should save everyone the time and just write their rhymes on toilet paper, all that shit you claim could you be any faker?  

I like it.  Here’s a little verse I wrote a while ago before I even knew who Spange was.  But it can be applied to anybody, really.

Ahem….

“

I was gonna be respectful, but then I though “eh, screw it”

I said fuck yo mama’s mama and here’s how im gonna do it

You be standin in the hallway listen to that bitch screamin

Cuz I set her pubes on fire, put them out with my semen.

Now her cunt hole is be smokin’ and the room smells like fried ham

Eat that with some barbeque because I just don’t give a damn

Go and grab a hamma, im a badass mamma jamma

I will give your mom a rim job and then spit right on your grandma

Teach that bitch a fuckin lesson about how to raise her kids

So I waterboard her with fermented AIDS infected jizz

All them pictures of the grandkids will go right into the trash

Next to all them fuckin rubbers that I used to pound her ass

But I ain’t gonna kill her, I content with simple torture

Shoot her ovaries to Kansas launched straight out a fuckin mortar

Quivering and screaming, bleeding, granny never learns,

Icy Hot right on her butthole, OWW IT’S COLD! OWW IT BURNS!”

I feel it.  I work an office job for 8 hours a day, and I am required to take a 1 hour break every day during which I usually just go sit out in my car and listen to music.  It’s a good time for writing.  Sometimes I just listen to beats and write stuff for that hour.  I’m not a serious rapper by any means, but it’s fun to write.

Karacalla said

Pyroclastic flow.

Damn it Spange, did you make a deal with the devil to consistently drop classic after classic like this?

Has to be some kind of supernatural force behind this, no one is that good.

How dare you even suggest Spanges vocals would ever need to be tainted by the hands of a mere mortal. He is a generous god, do not anger him.  

lol this shit had me rollin!!!  …. that Spange interview/paparazzi bit was legendary.   

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