I’ve got y’all beat, one time a friend and I went to see DJ Swamp, DMC winner, amazing DJ, played at the Gathering one year, used to be Beck’s DJ.  When the doors opened, My friend and I were the only two people there.  We weren’t even old enough to drink yet, so  we just sat there and watch the opening DJ spin for like 2 hours while we chatted with Swamp.  By the end of the night there was maybe 15-20 people there, and Swamp tried to crowd surf. He’s on the edge of the stage, he looked at me, I shook my head no, and he still went for it.  Three of us tried our best to catch him, but it didn’t go well.  Dude still put on a hell of a show and handed out a ton of free shit. 

Just the strangest concert I’ve ever been to.