Chuklz said
YUM OVERPRICED SODA  

"Hey ya'll Twizzlers out there!" - Monoxide exclaimed, with great relish.

"We ain't really figured out what to call ya'll yet," said Jamie Madrox. "But we gonna go with Twizzler's tonight!"

Pause from the stage.

"We got this new soda we're slangin'," Monoxide uttered. 

"It's grape flavored," Jamie Madrox said.

"Flaaaay-vooorrrrrrdddd!!" Monoxide crooned.

Madrox stumbles for a moment... "Uh, yeah.... so, feel free to pick some up, ya'll... drink it, spray it, whatever... even feel free to, like, spray that sugary shit on the stage, if you want.."

Monoxide: "If you waaaaanntt!!"

Madrox: -cough-... "Yeah!" he chortles. "Spray it on US! Spray it right here, if you want!"

Monoxide is introspective for a period. He looks like a Monoxide Man and a Monoxide Child fighting for control of the same skin.

Monoxide says "Yeuuh! Spray it up here, on us..."

"I miss that..."

scruffy said
heh.  

  

just wonderin...  has anybody here ever drank any of the magic ninja pops?  

im sure there are more than a few just quietly fermenting on somebodys bookshelves, but i dont remember anyone reporting about whether they were any good, or not.  

i can see payin a premium price for a premium product.  

  

aside from bein slightly cheapskate, the main reason im not orderin soda off the internet is, i drink coffee [or just water] 90% of the time.  it would probably just sit there.  fermenting.    

as I've mentioned before, the one and only time I'd tried Spazmatic, it was delicious. I'll bet this isn't bad, either.

I want (NEED) a commercial with Monoxide crooning an elongated pitch about the "flavors or graaaaaaape!"

scruffy said
sugary sodas are bad for you.  

[he typed, while stubbin out a wide-gauge full-flavor turkish blend cigarette]  

 

ive always said that grape soda is really hard to fuck up, so you can trust that any unknown brand will be potable.  

thus, if was gonna spend a wad of bills on a few magic ninja pops, grape would be the way id go.  

  

but im all kinds of not spendin a wad on em.  

i dont even buy fuckin faygo, unless im plannin on throwin it on somebody.  shits too expensive.    

true... there aren't any horrible Grape sodas. Nor any wonderful ones, to my knowledge. Either way, it seems foolproof.

Looking at the list again, only "Blaze, Ya Red Slushie" sounds appetizing.