He's ignorant. "Mountain oysters" are not hog balls. That's some crackhead shit. Mountain oysters are always beef, no exceptions. Hog balls are "pig fries" and they are garbage compared to Rocky Mountain Oysters. I live in the Rockies and calling pig fries "mountain oysters" is like hearing someone call RC Cola "maple syrup." We know testicle meat better than that. Homeboy's brain is smooth as a hog nut. 

Before finally exiting our 7 year stretch in Colorado, I decided to try Rocky Mountain Oysters.

They were huge, not like I expected from movies like "Funny Farm" (where Chevy Chase eats sheep balls in Vermont.. ironically where I now live). They were like the whole sack meat and everything, fried. Not just the testicles. 

This is based on the one and only restaurant where I tried them, but I will say this: they were fucking horrible. Just absolutely wretched. And I've eaten canned rattlesnake, fish eyeballs, live and BIC lighter-fried moths on acid. the list goes on.

The actual fried part had no flavor. And as you all know, one can deep fry a fucking mitten and it will taste at least palatable. But nope. Not the Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Perhaps the "dipping sauce" would aid in ingesting these horrible, huge Midwest monstrosities? Nah. The dipping sauce was even worse.

My own mother saw how disgusted I was and couldn't even finish her own meal. I ate 3 out of 5 of the nuts, and laid the rest to rest. And i grew up in a hunting shack, I NEVER waste food. 

The Midwest is the least tasty bunch of food (as a whole) that I've had, due to American regional cuisine experience. I hate the South for many reasons, but at least some of their grub is good. The northwest as well. Northeast still is (by a large margin) the tastiest. 

Fuck Rocky Mountain Oysters.

The Warlock said
that's both hilarious & disgusting.. so they taste as bad as they sound.. even if they taste good, it's hard to order that as a man.. like "let me get 3 fried pig nutsacs" looool.. be honest, did the waiter give you a look?? like "why you orderin' that!"   

My homie said "so what's a few more nuts in your mouth?"

I thought that was pretty funny