I can't find the landfill Morbid

Ive driven all across Fort Morgan

Seven bags of shitty diapers Morbid

Stinking up my Ford somethin Morbid

Wells Fargo thinkin im Morbid

Cus i sell weed legally Morbid

Dont want to do business with me or.my kids

Cus they scared of controversy Morbid

Waiting at the hospital Morbid 

Cus my tooth is in agony Morbid 

Garbage still in the back of the car Morbid 

Suck.my dick dick dick.dick dick Morbid

Old Mr Dangerous said
Everythings gluten.free and.morbid

Except my poop and pee aint morbid

I stab-

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............ sorry, i just wanted to rhyme "gluten-free" with "poop and pee". Lemme thinkk...

 

.... now.im.on a shootin spree feelin morbid

So come and shoot hoops with me and Jordan

Feelin so unhealthy and morbid

Droppin babies from the sky like the stork did

Haha this is awesome!

I ripped your favorite pair of tights...that's morbid

I'll wash your darks with whites....still morbid

I'll hide all of your keys then lock all of your doors

and pour my drink on your pinewood floor--waterboarded

Switch the language on your Nook...that's morbid

Delete your favorite book....hella morbid

Unfreeze you from the ice age and show you wheezin the juice

get drunk at a bar and let you loose--Pauly Shorein'

@scumdog, do a verse. 

Thrust my hard cock in eyes till they blind, I'm morbid

mark my territory with my piss, yeah your bitch, so morbid

cut her head off in any case cause I'm morbid

rhymes are so morbid because I'm so morbid

chewing on a dead bird, yeah that's morbid

a helmet with my shirt buttoned up wrong, retarded

headbutting fresh infants in the nursey, morbid

paint my face blue, scream freedom then get drawn and quartered

my balls fell off, black and dead like two lump coals, hella morbid

Walking my dog home from the vet, not morbid

Doc put him to sleep before lunch, oh, morbid

Still got my best friend, how's that distorted?

Gotta get him home before he gets contorted.

No food bill now, he's got non-working organs

Brush off the maggots, their dinner's aborted

Need to get him a bath, he's smellin' horrid

Ribs poking through his sides, pretty morbid.

Neighbors saw us in the yard, rumors sordid

Gotta figure something out 'fore I get reported

My dog's not the same, lifeless and torpid

I want my friend back, why's that so morbid?

I read a book once, it was highly regarded

By some King guy, same situation morbid

If I remember right, the guy in it was rewarded

His pet had died too but wasn't truly departed

Wish I'd finished reading, but succumbed to boredom

I'm sure I can figure out the secrets he hoarded

I'll bring my dog back, and stop feeling so morbid

It wasn't his time yet, without him I feel shorted

I bury my friend with the respect he's accorded

Light the candles, accompanying a rite so morbid

An eerie glow fills the air, my hopes feel supported

Walk back home and leave the doorway parted

I hear paws on the floor, no more feeling morbid!

My friend is back to stay - my love was rewarded!

I look down into a terrifying canine rictus, contorted

Undead fangs, feral eyes, far worse than morbid...

This ain't a battle, just shit 'bout being morbid

Tell my sad tale and this is how I'm rewarded?

You need a dictionary, look up the word morbid

Take your Allah bullshit and get your ass deported

Your rhymes make no sense like you couldn't afford it

Bunch of random words, and at the end tack on "morbid"

At least my shit is intelligible, my verses sorted

Match wits against me, you're unarmed, retarded

Perverted and murdered don't rhyme with morbid

Not even with each other, how fucked your gourd is.

So keep my dog out of your mouth or get reported

'cause that's beastiality, and that shit's hella morbid.

HahahaWooo said

You already used rewarded and I used retarded

you bit my shit AND your own shit, you the antithesis of morbid

Was sorta hoping you wouldn't catch that. lol. Nicely done, sir.

Thank christ for the thread return Morbid

Stank rice and bread bord-smorgas

Smashing pimples on your pumpkin like Corgan

Asshole dimples keep my humpin pipe porkin. 

Scissor fucking lesbians like a dork bitch

Piss her off my dick she sticks forks in

She still craved my hog like a pork witch

And was happy to share the abortion.