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The Dr is in
April 22, 2014
12:29 am
DrFreshness
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Hey everybody this is DrFreshness comin at ya with some serious velocity!!!  The Dr. is in... and the Dr. is DOWN.  If you wanna know how long the Dr.'s been down, the Dr. don't lie and I gotta fess that it's just been for a few minutes compared to most of you ninjas.  But make no mistake, the Dr. IS DOWN AS ALL MOTHERFUCKIN FUCK. You folks on this here forum are the first ever Juggalos that the Dr. has had the pleasure of interacting with and a bomb-diddley-ass-mufuckin'-tastic pleasure it is!!!  WOOP WOOP!!

Whoop Whoop, DrFreshness :

SPOOKYtheFUNGI, scruffy
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map deman sehctib taf gib nikcuf syawla m'I
April 22, 2014
12:36 am
twiztidkillaxxx2
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Holy shit. What the fuck is going on these days. Dr and Popo know each other? 

 

Welcome are you a real dr?

April 22, 2014
6:20 am
scruffy
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md?  phd?  

do you have a practice, where you treat patients afflicted with freshness?  or are you a professor, lecturing about freshness to the dim-eyed youth of america?  

or, maybe its like dr j, people just call you that, cuz it sounds cool and you are amazing at hoop?  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

April 22, 2014
7:18 am
Slumerican502
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Or are you of the Dr Phil variety and only a pretender to the throne of bringing freshness to our domes? I hope not, cuz there are 2 or 3 cats around here who could use a shot of freshacillin.....Straight into their fucking face

Whoop Whoop, Slumerican502 :

scruffy
April 22, 2014
7:20 am
Sean Law
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I like Professor Freshness better, but how about you leave and be a Forgotten Freshness.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

April 22, 2014
7:35 am
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As we get closer to the Gathering, do they just come out of the woodworks? Actually that what spurred me to start posting here and not just lurk as a guest.

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April 22, 2014
7:53 am
Cheshyr
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I noticed there seems to be a season for it as well. Like a few months before the Gathering everyone suddenly learns how to use Soundcloud.

"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories

April 22, 2014
1:25 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Phew a doctor...Could you look at this rash I got one evening sleeping with a lot lizard under a freeway overpass...sorry the puss is dripping onto the floor its been weeks...

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 22, 2014
1:33 pm
twiztidkillaxxx2
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I can never turn down lot lizards

April 22, 2014
2:45 pm
GanjaGoblin
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Yeah I have this rash too Dr. I also have some pains in my chest area. Feeling pressure. Hurts. Feels like my collar bone is hanging off by a thread, or tissue, whatever you call it. Welcome to the forums.

April 22, 2014
3:04 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
I can never turn down lot lizards

I try to not turn them over after im done with em...the smell will make you gag worse then Randy's from under cheese.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 22, 2014
3:23 pm
Jack Sinizter
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OCJ_Brendan said

twiztidkillaxxx2 said
I can never turn down lot lizards

I try to not turn them over after im done with em...the smell will make you gag worse then Randy's from under cheese.

 

 lot liz·ard

lot /ˈlɪz

ərd/ Show Spelled [liz-erd] Show IPA  

noun
1.
any of numerous scaly reptiles of the highway truck stop typically having a grossly blew out body, a tapering tail, and two pairs of legs held outward from the body, comprising mostly terrestrial and burrowing species.
2.
any of various female reptiles known to give you the clap, herps, and heffalumps.
 
April 22, 2014
3:42 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Fuck outta here with yo word type thingeys...MERICA FUK YEAAAAHHHHHHH

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 23, 2014
4:11 pm
DrFreshness
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Thanks for the welcome.  To answer the question, I'm more like a PhD type doctor but with a little MD thrown in too... first and foremost im a scholar seeking to expand the frontiers of what is known about Freshness.  But on occaison I have been know to heal people with Freshness, most often from the dreaded affliction of acute sobreity.

Whoop Whoop, DrFreshness :

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April 23, 2014
4:32 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Where did you do you Freshness fellowship at...and your Freshness residency?  Frankly Im beginning to suspect your credentials...I declare myself Emperor of Freshness making me your superior freshness officer...

 

I am fresher then a brand new box of arm and hammer in your fridge....

Whoop Whoop, OCJ_Brendan :

scruffy

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 23, 2014
7:16 pm
randy gall
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patjoyce got an infection in his vagina man!

he is such a pussy that his little weiner turned into one

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

April 23, 2014
7:42 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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^^^The oppisote is true for Chyna.  

 

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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

April 23, 2014
11:04 pm
randy gall
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I watched her porn again last week man

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

April 24, 2014
2:34 am
twiztidkillaxxx2
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Where did you do you Freshness fellowship at...and your Freshness residency?  Frankly Im beginning to suspect your credentials...I declare myself Emperor of Freshness making me your superior freshness officer...   I am fresher then a brand new box of arm and hammer in your fridge....

 

 

The freshest of the fresh. DOesn't get fresher then you. 

April 24, 2014
2:35 am
twiztidkillaxxx2
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randy gall said
patjoyce got an infection in his vagina man!

he is such a pussy that his little weiner turned into one

If possible that would happen

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