The Freshness said
Hey, guys! I've always followed and read the Faygoluvers forum, but never joined until now. In fact, this is the first forum of any kind that I've joined. Just wanted to say what's up, and I'm looking forward to actually contributing to the message boards instead of just creeping them frequently haha.
I've been down for going on 11 years and I'm from Canada. I recently moved to Massachusetts, and found a gas station by my house that sells peach Faygo. My body is probably fighting off type II diabetes right now, but I can't stop drinking it 'cause that shit is divine.
Anyway, hope to see you around the forums!

Stick around bro and don't let the hazing get to you.  And welcome to the forums, hope you enjoy your time here.

To borrow a greeting from Kevin Smith: Welcome to the forums! Now put a dick in your mouth!

Hope to see you around. I'd put the retention rate of people who post in the lobby at 1 out of every 5.

I recommend starting a beef right away. Let the predators know you aint fuckin 'round. 

I kid.

Sean Law said
2 things here are suspect.

 

are you related to DR.Freshness?

 

and your a Canadian? moved to Massachusetts?   hmmmmm I smell troll.  All Mighty Whack is from Canada, and Pat is from mashintwotits.  

 

this could get messy

 

welcome

Third cousins.  Welcome and say hi to all the other Massachusetts members of the Freshness clan for me.

it shouldn't be confusing if your a frequent visitor as you previously stated

You were raised by stinky gang members.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VG1nCFkOGUI

Theres the  group I was talking about, I'll post it again on its own thread. 

The Freshness said

the_almighty_smack said
what the fuck ??

 

Moved from Canada to Massachusets???

 

yeah that seems fishy to me too

 

who in their right mind moves from Canada to the US especially massachusets ??

Haha I ask myself that every day.

Oh no... the freshness, I fear you know not what you have done here.  I weep for your soul, and the souls of all who follow you, the_almighty_smack, and patjoyce into this thread.  

Everyone else, this is exactly why you all should only accept Freshness when dispensed by a professional with advanced training in the Freshness sciences, such as your very own Dr. Freshness.  Freshness is not something for amateurs to play around with: it is the second most devastating force in the universe, second only to dopeness, and must be treated with respect at all times.  We must together strive to maintain high standards or else horrible accididents robbing ninjas of their freshness permanently will become a regular occurence.  

scruffy said
okay, so...  

dr freshness dispenses the freshness, but the freshness knows not what hes done.  

the freshness [who is confused] is third cousin to dr freshness.  

dr freshness also implies that the freshness is an amateur [thus slightly lacking in freshness], but at the same time insists that the freshness be treated with great respect, which the freshness has already strived to earn; thanking everybody for the welcome and such, hoping to see everybody around, and so on.  

in addition, the freshness, by asking himself on a daily basis if any canadians in massachusetts are sane, has caused dr freshness to become fearful, and begin weeping.  which isnt all that fresh, to be honest.  

  

do i have that right?  

  

You are.  Reading.  Way too.  Deeply.  Into this.  Lmao.

And before you read too deeply into that, I dunno why I'm typing like the black kid from Malcolm in the Middle that had emphysema talks.

so when pat attacks The Freshness, and eventually makes him shed his freshness, dose he become The Staleness? or something worse?