Psyral Infection said   
Well Kinda... BUT ... Here is a question for anyone on here. .. 
Do you have a special code word or phrase that your friends know, that if you say it, it means you are wearing a wire? Or maybe a phrase that means to your friends that you are speaking under duress?    

wouldnt have a 'wire' code, cuz theres zero chance that id ever be wearin a wire. 

my close homies and i, though, do have duress codes.  in fact, we have many many code phrases, with meanings ranging from 'lets get this guy outside and stomp him', to 'make the new kid pay for it', to 'defcon one!'. 

[edit]  slight grammatical improvement. 

that reminds me of this cat i went to school with.  his dad, a widower, had discovered new love in the form of some not-even-old-enough-to-drink-yet-chick.  kid was cool with her, although she was seriously afraid of him.  like, really scared. 

the thing is, though, his dad kept insisting that she was his new mom;  he was gonna introduce her as, 'my mother', he was call her 'maam', all kinda shit like that.  we were juniors in high school, this broad is only like three four years older than him...  'meet my mother'. 

needless to say, he wasnt about to do any of that stupid shit.  and yes, he bounced outta that house the morning after graduation.  havent heard from him since.