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February 28, 2014
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scruffy said
anyway, fuck everybody under 30.  

Well, i'm considered fucked for 4 more months.

 

February 28, 2014
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LTB said
I turn 20 this year and it is fucking with my head so much. I've been alive two decades. I just sit there thinking to myself "damn dude, 1/3 to a 1/4 of your life is over, you got old real quick". Shit's fucked up.

My 20's were both the best and worst years of my life. So much fun! When I was 20, I couldn't see myself living past 30. Not sure how I made it this far with all the shit I did back then. Anyway, it's not a 1/4 of your life over... it's most of your life ahead of you. And the best part about it is you can make it into whatever you want and you still have time to fuck it up a few times and remake your life again. 

My advise for anyone in their early 20's... HAVE FUN!

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February 28, 2014
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LTB said
Is age a number or a state of mind? Cus at the ripe old age of 19 im doing entirely too much reflecting on my life as if i'm in my twilight years. "Look at you, you old man you, you've come so far in life. And what have you to show for it?"

try this.  

 

think of your life sixteen years ago, as much of it as you may remember.  

now, imagine that the same amount of life experience has passed, and sixteen years from now, you still occasionally say the same shit to yourself.  

  

thats where im at.  

  

and i still dont think of it as being old.  older, i suppose.  but id like to double up on the time ive already put in on this rock.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 28, 2014
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My twenties are going to entail becoming a marine, getting married, getting a house, and making babies. So i got plenty to look forward to. It just mindfucks me where all the time went.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 28, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
My advise for anyone in their early 20's... HAVE FUN!

yeah.  

although, what i would say is, 'do shit'.  doesnt matter quite so much if youre having fun.  

but youve got an abundance of energy, and youre gonna miss it someday, so use it.  dont spend that time watching tv and shit.  

  

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My twenties are going to entail becoming a marine, getting married, getting a house, and making babies. So i got plenty to look forward to.  

yeah, like that.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 28, 2014
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scruffy said

LTB said
Is age a number or a state of mind? Cus at the ripe old age of 19 im doing entirely too much reflecting on my life as if i'm in my twilight years. "Look at you, you old man you, you've come so far in life. And what have you to show for it?"

try this.  

 

think of your life sixteen years ago, as much of it as you may remember.  

now, imagine that the same amount of life experience has passed, and sixteen years from now, you still occasionally say the same shit to yourself.  

  

thats where im at.  

  

and i still dont think of it as being old.  older, i suppose.  but id like to double up on the time ive already put in on this rock.  

  

I dont consider anyone truly old until they become enfeebled and move as if they have parkinsons. This can be anywhere between 56 and 90 based on people i've known. But it is gonna be a trip thats for sure.

Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!

February 28, 2014
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Yes indeed, PRJ. Upstate New York weather is it's own unique beast. Winter Storm Titan coming soon!

 

I just turned 30 on January 15... Like the Psyral fellow said, they were the best and worst years. 

Like Scruff said, use that energy! Fuck I have two girls under age two, and I'm not a wealthy man financially, but I'd love to be able to stay awake past eleven pm on those rare "beer nights". Or at least "stay conscious", because often I'm physically awake, but mentally asleep... wandering around the house, urinating where I shouldn't, drunk texting people who are terrified of me lol... The mind grows old, and it cannot handle the late nights anymore. Two little gals that scream and kick you in the night, and during the day between jobs, hauling them from upstairs apartment to vehicle, out to store or wherever, then back, shit man it beats a killa up.

^ This was mostly intended for LTB, just to clarify. 

And 20 is not nearly the end of your days, unless you die young like my brothers (26 and 34), so in that case, as the kids say these days: "YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE YAAAARGGGHH!!!!!"

Use it wisely. Don't waste time around "friends" just because they're "old school homies" when they are actually parasites. Keep the good ones close, if they are there. 

I used to be an exemplary artist and (from what certain adults and advocates have said) a prodigy writer. Don't let life get in the way of your talents, for Christ's fucking sake! HONE YOUR SKILLS! If you can kick a dude's ass like I used to be able to, and you're morally into it, then become an MMA fighter! If you can cook up the dopest of vittles, then keep at it, maybe some day you'll be teaching Esham at Cordon Bleu a few tricks on how to "get your cake up". GET YOUR F-F-F-FINGER IN THE CAKE MIX! If you love anime and can slang a drawing, PRACTICE ASAP! Fuck I wish I had been able to keep at my talents. I mean, I can't lie, it was possible. Life had other plans, but that's still no excuse, and a story for another day.

If you have a 1.5 ft phallus like Randy Gall, then by all means Dirk Diggler your way to the top! Look at Ron Jeremy! 

ICP are high school dropouts (me too), they have more money than all of us on this FLH board. NOT EVERY PATH SOCIETY SWEARS BY IS THE CORRECT ONE!

These have become cliched in ways, but I'm in a wild mood right now. Crazy things are happening in my life and it's a race against time, so I bestow these emotions to yall!

Can't wait for the new Lotus album.

February 28, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Yes indeed, PRJ. Upstate New York weather is it's own unique beast. Winter Storm Titan coming soon!

confused....frown...cry...yell..surprised...FUCK!!

 

February 28, 2014
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I thought this was gonna be a thread about malt-o-meal marshmallow mateys, the knockoff lucky charms. Im disappointed but welcome anyways man.

 

 

ltb 60 is old no matter how you slice it. Thats not a bad thing. Ill be the happiest mother fucker alive if I make it that long. Considering im a chain smoker and have the eating habits of an eight year old (chicken,macaroni,pizza etc) Ill be lucky to make it

February 28, 2014
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I hate that the toilet in the motor home I live in don't work so I always take a dump outside man

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

February 28, 2014
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Slumerican502 said

ltb 60 is old no matter how you slice it. Thats not a bad thing. Ill be the happiest mother fucker alive if I make it that long. Considering im a chain smoker and have the eating habits of an eight year old (chicken,macaroni,pizza etc) Ill be lucky to make it

Cosign...

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February 28, 2014
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scruffy said

anyway, fuck everybody under 30.  

 

Fuck you too then you ageist bastard (Remember that argument with Mister Potter)

 

Im 26 and im my PRIIIIMMMMEEEE....I fuck a hot bitch whenever I feel like it...always have smoke...and make 20 bucks an hour to teach kids how to yo yo....suck it haters...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 

 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

February 28, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
Fuck you too then you ageist bastard (Remember that argument with Mister Potter)

its largely because of said argument, that i made that joke.  you got a good memory.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

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