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11:04 pm
December 3, 2012
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When you see those red and blue lights and your heart drops down to your balls? I thought I was going to jail tonight. Went to a friends house and drank a few beers beforehand. On the way I run into a fucking safety checkpoint.Tonight is graduation night around here.
I’m still wiping the shit out of my britches. Luckily I wasn’t loaded, I passed all the tests and the breathalizer and they let me go.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
11:11 pm
September 18, 2012
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Always stay calm around cops.
11:15 pm
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11:52 pm
August 27, 2012
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PunkRockJuggalo said
sage words….
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:02 am
August 27, 2012
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@slum…a little while ago I had one the worst set of experinces with cops…
I was taking my girl to go turn in an application at a trader joe’s the next town over…as she cant work at the same one as me and my old boss runs that one…my boy (who is a 40 year old black man) happened to be in the car with us…usually not a problem…so we blow through a speed trap going easily 20 over right next to my old community college…
He pulls us over and immediately jumps down my throat about the salt and pepper haired black guy in the car with me thinking were headed into his town to score drugs…I get nervous cuz theres weed in the car as usual and he picks up on that…now my boy is wanted for some child support bullshit and already has the weed and bowl in his pockets to avoid me the hassle (good friend) whats another misdemeanor between homies…so i shouldn’t be nervous right….but i still am…somehow though I explain to him that there are 2 unopened beers in the glove box and thats why im nervous…(i know this is legal but front like I dont)…somehow he buys this and lets us off with the ticket and no further search…
THEN….that night my buddy has a hotel party at the local super 8….which I arrive at wearing my fresh out the mail BAXWAR bandana…over my face….and as I get off the elevator with two 12 packs under my arms…Im stopped by 3 cops who say they smell weed outta the room my boys are in…since my face is obstructed they slammed my against the wall and forcably searched me for drugs….after which they explain they want to follow me to the room to trojan horse my homies..,
I then explained I am no chump and they can eat a bowl of poop and got back on the elevator to go home….
I guess the point is I FEEL YA NINJA FUCK THA POLICE….i shoulda just said that…and not wasted your time…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:05 am
July 15, 2012
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I ain’t drinking and driving. I’m driving and drinking! Shit sucks for real tho when your on the other end. Sad stuff when people die from other people driving drunk. That’s why I wouldn’t drink and drive. Most I ever had was 2beers and drove, but I wouldn’t drive til a half hour or so after the 2nd beer
12:05 am
August 27, 2012
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Oh yeah and in VA they’re just blue lights…its the sound i hate…that quick flip of the siren they turn off real quick…that tells you your night is over..
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:06 am
July 15, 2012
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Happy your not in jail and are on FLH letting us know tho.
Cha cha cha chaa cha buhhh FUCK THE POLICE!
12:06 am
August 27, 2012
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
I ain’t drinking and driving. I’m driving and drinking! Shit sucks for real tho when your on the other end. Sad stuff when people die from other people driving drunk. That’s why I wouldn’t drink and drive. Most I ever had was 2beers and drove, but I wouldn’t drive til a half hour or so after the 2nd beer
I wear a life jacket when I take a shower its safer that way…
I also wear 3 condoms when I have sex….the more the better….
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:14 am
July 15, 2012
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What the fuck is a life jacket? And what’s a shower? Who are you people?
Condoms are for FAGS hahahahaha. Jokes
12:17 am
August 27, 2012
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Your statement is flawed cuz then there would be no AIDS….Jokes here too comeon ppl lighten up
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:18 am
August 27, 2012
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oh and a life jacket is what I call it when your mom wraps her arms around me….I feel so safe…
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:27 am
July 15, 2012
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My dad always called my mom a life jacket and he told me condoms were for fags. Then when I was 6 he said “son, see ya later” andd I never saw him again!
Could a midget or dwarf fit in oprahs vagina? Or that one fat white bitch from cheers?
12:29 am
August 27, 2012
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You are offically my internet NINJA TwiztidKilla…you entertain the fuck outta me when im on here…dont die and make it to the GOTJ one of these years so we can kick it
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
12:34 am
July 15, 2012
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OCJ_Brendan said
You are offically my internet NINJA TwiztidKilla…you entertain the fuck outta me when im on here…dont die and make it to the GOTJ one of these years so we can kick it
will do captain. I will make it next year or the year after. Basicly I will make it after I get my new kidney.
Whoop Whoop! Keef it Real Juggalo Fam!
Just remember, what would MacGruber do?
1:03 am
September 18, 2012
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
My dad always called my mom a life jacket and he told me condoms were for fags. Then when I was 6 he said “son, see ya later” andd I never saw him again!
Could a midget or dwarf fit in oprahs vagina? Or that one fat white bitch from cheers?
I was always told I was born when,my mom bent over at the zoo.
1:25 am
March 20, 2013
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Lucem Ferre said
twiztidkillaxxx2 said
My dad always called my mom a life jacket and he told me condoms were for fags. Then when I was 6 he said “son, see ya later” andd I never saw him again!
Could a midget or dwarf fit in oprahs vagina? Or that one fat white bitch from cheers?
I was always told I was born when,my mom bent over at the zoo.
you even make jokes sound depressing Lucem.
1:30 am
July 15, 2012
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at the car wash. whoa whoa whoa at the car wash
1:32 am
July 15, 2012
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Blowjobs for Guns
1:52 am
September 18, 2012
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novocaine said
Lucem Ferre said
twiztidkillaxxx2 said
My dad always called my mom a life jacket and he told me condoms were for fags. Then when I was 6 he said “son, see ya later” andd I never saw him again!
Could a midget or dwarf fit in oprahs vagina? Or that one fat white bitch from cheers?I was always told I was born when,my mom bent over at the zoo.
you even make jokes sound depressing Lucem.
You’re not going to do the thing where you shit talk all my comments because, are you?
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