1- get 1 more day with lost loved ones

2- gold magnet( like a high powered one I could aim at shit, turn off and on)

3- cure for lupus

sketchez said
1. for icp to have the gathering on the moon and everyone gets a free shuttle ride there and back

2. to know as much karate as randy gall

3. to snap my fingers and make anything happen

The moon would be cool. Pretty much my wish, only except the island, the moon at the gathering. If not, the island will do.

There’s an X-Files episode where Mulder runs across a genie. One of his wishes is for world peace. He walks outside iirc and finds out he is the only person left on earth. If I didn’t know for sure that milenko was benevolent I would gtfo with the quickness.

Otherwise my wishes would be as follows:

1. To have a convo with my father (died before I was born)

2. To know the true nature of our universe

3. To become a wishmaster(genie)

scruffy said
ever notice how many people short-change themselves, when offered the keys to the kingdom?  ‘oh cool!  ill just take the key to the candy store and the golf pro.  you can keep the rest.’  

@psyral-infection, yes, i will attack loopholes and logical flaws, devils advocate-style.  milenko would be stupid not to do it himself.  

having said that, the given here is pretty wide open.  what are the upper limits?  could you just ask for godhood, create your own universe to play with, thus making the other two wishes superfluous?

 

ill assume that there are more stringent limits to milenkos power, keep it a lil closer to earth.  also, that milenko isnt dumb enough to fall for the ‘more wishes’ gag.  really, a semi-omnipotent being is gonna walk into that?  if i was milenko, id just move on to someone else, chuckling and shaking my head.  

ive thought about the top superpowers to have for many years, bein a comics kid.  [note:  the only thing to ask for in this situation is something supernatural.  to ask for a lifetime supply of blank, or for so-and-so to die, shit like that?  you should be able to accomplish those things on your own, after milenko dips, without wasting a wish]

so:  

1- invisibility at will.  

2 – intangibility at will.  

3 – immortality.  at will.  

  

now, there is at least one huge caveat that needs to be added to one of those, or you quickly end up with some twilight zone irony happenin.  lets see if anybody can figure out what it is.  

  

another, which would be fun as fuck, but not yield great material rewards, would be time manipulation.  the ability to set my position in time.  to avoid paradoxes, assume that no physical interactions are possible except during ‘now’.  

  

 

regarding the previous wishlists…  frogs #1 and #3 are great, add chops’ to that and youve got no wastage.  

  

free weed?  tons of money?  utterly wasted wishes.  

  

I change my mind. I’ll get those wishes, and then get my island and blaze everyday from then on. 

The ability to teleport myself anywhere in the world

The ability to stop and start time at will, while I remain unaffected by the stoppage

I think a billion dollars would get me through, so I and my loved ones wouldn’t have to work again, and so I could fully utilize my teleportation powers.

-Jules

scruffy said

VeryTwiztidRaven said  
I think a billion dollars would get me through, so I and my loved ones wouldn’t have to work again, and so I could fully utilize my teleportation powers.    

yes, but, see, if you have teleportation powers, acquiring money is a breeze.  no need to use the wish on it.  

thinkin on it, the stop/start time thing covers teleportation, in a way…  has some limits.  

  

really, if you dont mind going public, then any magic power will pretty much automatically make you as rich or famous or influential as you wanna be.  youd have a never-ending line of people trying to dedicate their lives to your will.  

  

I’d use that for a show or something. Come out on stage hovering doing some wicked exorcist shit before rapping. Or wear some cloak robe thing like lotus, and come in hovering like that doing some chants for an intro.