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10:28 pm
July 15, 2013
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lol…for real tho….ive seen so many Ovary bashing arguments lately….maybe a bunch of you girls should just Fuck…
…Just think…Meetup Massacre could be one big ass hostile Orgy……get it out of your systems….ya mean MFers….
11:29 pm
March 20, 2013
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awww man, i would love to amke it to that orgy. sometimes australia sucks.
1:35 am
August 8, 2012
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do they really say crikey and mate over in Australia?
1:52 am
February 24, 2014
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JonnMilenko said
lol…for real tho….ive seen so many Ovary bashing arguments lately….maybe a bunch of you girls should just Fuck……Just think…Meetup Massacre could be one big ass hostile Orgy……get it out of your systems….ya mean MFers….
Well that would make it a “meat up” massacre
sketchez said
do they really say crikey and mate over in Australia?
And shrimp on the barbie?
I saw a video of a list of thing Americans thought Aussies do, stereotype wise… Let me find it
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
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1:55 am
February 24, 2014
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Debunking Some Aussie Myths:
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
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6:51 am
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February 15, 2014
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JonnMilenko said
lol…for real tho….ive seen so many Ovary bashing arguments lately….maybe a bunch of you girls should just Fuck……Just think…Meetup Massacre could be one big ass hostile Orgy……get it out of your systems….ya mean MFers….
I thought it was an orgy. At least last year’s one was. Every day, Midnight and Noon. Wasn’t too bad except the noon ones. It was a bit too hot to fuck but some were still passed out from partying the night before so there were more “willing” participants.
7:57 am
March 20, 2013
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sketchez said
do they really say crikey and mate over in Australia?
Crikey not so much. Some older occa blokes still say it but not common in cities.
Mate yeS. I say it aleast 40 times a day hahhaa
Also dropbears are a myth. Vegemite ahould be eatwn on toast with butter and possibly melted cheeese, not off a spoon. Thats just dumb.
I also say gday. Neveridden a kangaroo but have been punched by one and owned one as a pet for a while.
Ermmm shrimp on the barbie. I suppose. Thats for them fancy folk though. Who can affors yhe 30 bucks a kilo for the stuff. Ill stick with snags and chops thanks. Oh and onions. Cant have a sausage sizzle without onions
Sausage sizzle is basically a hotdog barbeque. Usually used as a way to raise money at the local shops. Like bunnings or iga.
Also. Despite cuteness koalas arw vicious as fuck. Like really vicious. Same as wombats. Ive seen a dude gored by a wombat. Not pleasant.
Oh and if you come to perth and set quokkas on fire and I find out. I will come to your house and disembowel your entire family. Im not even joking. I actually went hunting foe the frwnch faggots qho did thay. But they were hiding out at embassy or some shit because there was like 150 people with the sameidea. Quokkas are fpr patting. Not for hurting. EVER.
Anything else you need to know?
Oh and yes everything here can kill you. Excepy huntsman spiderS. They might be as big as your hand but they are cool. Dont bite and keep insects away. Hunstmans are cool.
10:40 am
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August 6, 2013
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I remember one of my professors when I was in Korea was an aussie. She was super cool, and when her niece came to visit her she (her neice) hung out with us, and a bunch of us got wasted in our dorm room with caribou Lou that we were making out of Malibu, 151, and those little juice boxes of pineapple juice. Then we got in trouble because girls and guys weren’t supposed to be in the same dorm. But we just acted like we hadn’t known that and the security dude was like “ok, whatever” lol
The real question is, if I moved to Australia could you get me a job?
11:28 am
February 24, 2014
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oy oy oy
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7:25 pm
March 20, 2013
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Pigg said
The real question is, if I moved to Australia could you get me a job?
i hate to say it dude, but its tough atm.
the mining boom in WA (were i live) is starting to die off slowly so thers alot more miners moving back to perth which means over qualified people doing shit work.
depends on what time of year you move aswell. if you move over later this year and im still with the company i am with yes definitely, and youll be working 50 – 70 hours weeks and pulling nearly 2k a week. but its only casual work, now peak is finished im barely cracking 30 hours and that means like 800 bucks a week. which is not really enough to live on.
7:31 pm
March 20, 2013
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Sean Law said
Debunking Some Aussie Myths:
i would not take what this guy says too seriously.
my guess is he was born, grew up and rarely leaves his posh surburban neighborhood.
12:55 am
May 19, 2015
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theirs girls on this shit? point em out!!!
1:08 am
March 20, 2013
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Jordans4Cheap said
theirs girls on this shit? point em out!!!
nope, only randy galls for you.
6:52 am
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February 15, 2014
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Jordans4Cheap said
theirs girls on this shit? point em out!!!
There’s a few. I can think of 7 at the moment but I’m sure there are more that just haven’t been active enough for me to remember. Some are underage so keep that in mind before you go all horn-dog on them.
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February 24, 2014
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Psyral Infection said
Jordans4Cheap said
theirs girls on this shit? point em out!!!There’s a few. I can think of 7 at the moment but I’m sure there are more that just haven’t been active enough for me to remember. Some are underage so keep that in mind before you go all horn-dog on them.
Yea! And I got dibs on em when they turn 18 foo
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
9:22 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I’m not interested in any orgies going on but I’d be more interested in the ‘massacre’ side of things. We must start a fight club.
9:27 pm
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May 22, 2012
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id be down for a fight club, but i suspect that most would back out.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:27 pm
February 13, 2015
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Maybe on the last day I don’t wanna walk around with my sore face.
YOU KNOW THEY AINT NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER CRACK!!!- Leftover Crack
1:21 am
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August 6, 2013
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I’d get the shit beat out of me. I can’t fight for shit. Plus I’m awkward and uncoordinated.
2:23 am
March 20, 2013
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scruffy said
id be down for a fight club, but i suspect that most would back out.
i would also be down. but theres a slight problem. im not gunna be there.
maybe next time.
Pigg said
I’d get the shit beat out of me. I can’t fight for shit. Plus I’m awkward and uncoordinated.
swing your arms wildly and run at the person you wanna hit. may aswell do something.
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