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Worst/funniest thing anyone has said to you about being a juggalo
March 28, 2014
11:45 pm
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So I’m at my grandparents tonight, and I had on a twiztid shirt. My grandma is kinda out there due to some brain damage she had from a prior stroke. I’ve tried to explain juggalos the her in the past but it goes forgotten and she will just ask me again the next time she sees me wearing any merch. Well, she looks at my shirt and asks me “What the hell is on your shirt Ashley?” So I explain again “Its a juggalo rap group.” Then she stares at me for like 30 secs and says “Aren’t they those type of people who have all those big orgies? I don’t know if that’s something I agree with.” All I could do was just laugh cause where the hell did she get that from? It got me thinking, what’s the worst, funniest, or most ridiculous thing anyone has said to you when they noticed or you told them you were a juggalo?

March 28, 2014
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she was probably thinking of furries or a gigolo..funny shit.

March 29, 2014
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Worst thing that’s been said to me about being a juggalo, I actually was at the train station last week and this chick asked me for the time and that started a train ride home of good conversation. We got into asking what we listen to and once I mentioned ICP, that’s perhaps why it didn’t go over so well afterwards and she made jokes about it all and meh. I guess if that counts? It’s happened a few times meeting chicks. Funniest thing said to me about being a juggalo? No clue really. Besides people shouting out a goofy lyric or something I’m not really sure on that one.

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March 29, 2014
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asshole:  ‘you dont know what a magnet is!’  

scruffy:  ‘until you can prove the existence of magnetic monopoles, you wont know either.’  

 

thats happened more than once.  i think ive told the story here before.  

its not the worst/funniest thing ive heard, but it is a really funny response to some dumb shit.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

March 29, 2014
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I still to this day get looked at like i said jiggalo every time people ask me about it. 

I had a chick in highschool as me if i fucked for money. I was like no im not a jiggalo, It’s Juggalo!

She was like ok so… Whats that? To which i shrugged and walked away.

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March 29, 2014
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My McDonalds manager would lay into me incessantly when I used to work there, way back in 2012 when I first got into them through MDP. Specifically, outside of just white trash stereotypes and insulting the music itself the two quotes I remember are: when a coworker asked me what the gathering was, Ed butts in to answer for me, “It’s a wannabe woodstock where a bunch of retards go to do copious amounts of drugs and listen to really, really  shitty music.” And “Levi, why would you waste your money on the gathering, when you could get just as fulfilling–and safer–experience at home huffing paint thinner and slamming your head into a cinder block”. God he pissed me off. 

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March 29, 2014
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LTB said
My McDonalds manager would lay into me incessantly when I used to work there, way back in 2012 when I first got into them through MDP. Specifically, outside of just white trash stereotypes and insulting the music itself the two quotes I remember are: when a coworker asked me what the gathering was, Ed butts in to answer for me, “It’s a wannabe woodstock where a bunch of retards go to do copious amounts of drugs and listen to really, really  shitty music.” And “Levi, why would you waste your money on the gathering, when you could get just as fulfilling–and safer–experience at home huffing paint thinner and slamming your head into a cinder block”. God he pissed me off. 

 

I use to mess with an employee of mine for like 3 mi the straight.  He had no clue I was down. I use to tell him all kinds of stereotypical shit. Like Eminem would beat those pussies up. They stole all there shit from Esham. Their a wanna be kiss .  Whe he found out that I was actually into them a few months later I thought he was mad enough to quit on the spot

March 29, 2014
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funniest thing anyone has said to me was once i was kinda walkin down the street with 2 kids i was goin to school with & some pick up truck drives by with 3 guys in it & one yelled.. “FUCK ICP!” “EMINEM!” haha

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March 29, 2014
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scruffy said
asshole:  ‘you dont know what a magnet is!’ …

Gotten that one too. My response is usually “Do you? Explain to me how magnets work?” And not surprisingly, they never can!

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March 29, 2014
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I had a guy just last week on a dating site refuse to talk to me because he couldn’t have an intelligent conversation with people who take ICP seriously. So I politely wrote back to explain that I’m a college graduate and a home owner, with a full time corporate job and a professional license in my field, and that maybe he should look inside himself to see why he thinks it’s ok to judge a person’s entire worth based off of a single music preference. Didn’t want to date a piece of trash like that anyway.

 

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March 29, 2014
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SexyLette420 said
So I’m at my grandparents tonight, and I had on a twiztid shirt. My grandma is kinda out there due to some brain damage she had from a prior stroke. I’ve tried to explain juggalos the her in the past but it goes forgotten and she will just ask me again the next time she sees me wearing any merch. Well, she looks at my shirt and asks me “What the hell is on your shirt Ashley?” So I explain again “Its a juggalo rap group.” Then she stares at me for like 30 secs and says “Aren’t they those type of people who have all those big orgies? I don’t know if that’s something I agree with.” All I could do was just laugh cause where the hell did she get that from? It got me thinking, what’s the worst, funniest, or most ridiculous thing anyone has said to you when they noticed or you told them you were a juggalo?

To be fair the orgies I took her too just happened to have a plethora of Juggalos at them…they weren’t PSY events or anything like that…she told me she especially enjoyed meeting BrAiN ScAt and MiLenKo (there were six people there calling themselves that so idk for sure who she meant)

 

LTB said
My McDonalds manager would lay into me incessantly when I used to work there, way back in 2012 when I first got into them through MDP. Specifically, outside of just white trash stereotypes and insulting the music itself the two quotes I remember are: when a coworker asked me what the gathering was, Ed butts in to answer for me, “It’s a wannabe woodstock where a bunch of retards go to do copious amounts of drugs and listen to really, really  shitty music.” And “Levi, why would you waste your money on the gathering, when you could get just as fulfilling–and safer–experience at home huffing paint thinner and slamming your head into a cinder block”. God he pissed me off. 

Sounds like a hostile work environment to me…give LTB his MOOONNNEEYYYY

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March 29, 2014
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VeryTwiztidRaven said
I had a guy just last week on a dating site refuse to talk to me because he couldn’t have an intelligent conversation with people who take ICP seriously. So I politely wrote back to explain that I’m a college graduate and a home owner, with a full time corporate job and a professional license in my field, and that maybe he should look inside himself to see why he thinks it’s ok to judge a person’s entire worth based off of a single music preference. Didn’t want to date a piece of trash like that anyway. 
 
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March 29, 2014
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I have had more good experiences with people than bad.To me it seems more people give me props than being a dick about it but I have had a few run ins with assholes.One dude was like you listen to that gay shit or you really like insane clown pussies or one time the magnet reference but he wasnt being a dick just brought it up.Or a few times just a dirty look like they dont understand why you like that music.Why do I need to explain to some closed minded fuck why I like something..fuck off.

March 29, 2014
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Basically every time I go to the juke box, at least one person boos or complains, even before I play my 1st song. These are people I already know , when I’m at work, or at any bar I hang at

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March 29, 2014
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Another story: Had a guy notice my hatcheman chain in walmart one time and when I walked away I heard him tell his buddy “I think that girl was a juggalo. She isn’t fat or nasty looking at all. Dude, you lied.” I had walked far enough away before I could hear anymore of the conversation. You gottalaugh at stereotypes sometimes.

March 29, 2014
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Plenty of people have questioned if I walk with an axe or paint my face. I don’t paint my face. Not my kinda thing so.

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March 29, 2014
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I do get the “jiggilo” reponse also when I tell people IMA juggalo

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March 29, 2014
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One time I was at Trader Joe’s and the guy at the register saw my hatchet man and was like, “Didn’t they write that song about magnets?”  I said, “The song wasn’t about magnets, but they did have a line about magnets in a song, yes.”  He then said, “Do you paint your face?” I said, “No, I did once on Halloween, but that’s about it.”  He said, “Ok, then I can respect you.”  I was bagging my groceries myself, but when he said that I said, “Excuse me?  You can respect me now?  I can rest easy knowing that the guy that bags my groceries at Trader Joe’s can respect me.”  Then I stood there with my arms crossed and watched him bag the rest of my shit.  

Not juggalo related, but years back we waited til midnight til my girl turned 21 so she could buy us beer ( ah youth) and the fag working looked at her llicense and said “oh my gawd, you’re buying alcohol ALREADY??” . . I wish I was there to crush him. Hopefully he died that night.

Back on the subject, I am apprehensive about my Juggaloism, so I rarely flaunt it. But people rarely say anything, I’m sure they have but it didn’t sting enough to remember.

I do recall my boy from NY had been living in NC for a decade, and his girl was southern born n bred. She was a fool. She got him to tell me that ICP was “brainwashing music”. She’s a religious nut like most of the rest of the south, so I suppose I shouldn’t question someone who knows all about being brainwashed.

So many things I wanted to say to that punk, but you know what?  Living a good life is the best revenge.  I never saw him again either.  I think the person on the register next to us was a manager and he might have got shit canned or transferred.

March 29, 2014
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Old Mr Dangerous said

 

 She’s a religious nut like most of the rest of the south, so I suppose I shouldn’t question someone who knows all about being brainwashed.

Southern stereotypes.. even funnier. Trust me, I wouldn’t leave the south if you paid me. 

March 29, 2014
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SexyLette420 said

Old Mr Dangerous said

 

 She’s a religious nut like most of the rest of the south, so I suppose I shouldn’t question someone who knows all about being brainwashed.

Southern stereotypes.. even funnier. Trust me, I wouldn’t leave the south if you paid me. 

I lived in four different towns in NC over three years. While that’s no lifetime, and there are indeed good people here and there, the majority I encountered were racist, yankee-hating (without good cause), religious fanatics. 

I moved there with a clear head. Honestly i hadnt even followed any “southern stereotypes”. But the blind hatred took me by surprise. Ive explained thethings that happened in other threads, i wont go over them. 

However, in your defense, the towns were all small. I know from friends who moved down to parts of SC and GA that there are more open minded souls in the south, but the majority should all be euthanised. But i feel the same way about most northerners up here, so dont read too much into it. Just respect that i likely have valid reasons for hating the southerners that id met and worked with. 

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