the_almighty_smack said
your government has been shutdown for like the past 2 weeks cause your too cheap to offer free health care.

 

but in a country that has fried twinkies and fried captain crunch I guess free health care is too much to ask

Absence of government =\= shutdown government. And its not shut down anymore, twat

They’re just jealous because the only restaurant they have is Tim Horton’s. It’s essentially a Canadian Dunkin Donuts. It’s also the #1 spot in Canada for wedding receptions. I’m not kidding. 

And yes ganja, fried Cap’N Crunch is the shit, try it out, bet you’ll like it. Recipes online, it’s easier than me explaining it.

I don’t think your food is color coded, for the 50th smackey-poo, I’ve been to your shitty ass excuse for a Country, I know your food is color coded. Last time we had this discussion you accused us of having purple bread, yet could provide no proof. 

Nobody I know has moved to Canada, and there have been no reports to back up any of what you say. Like everything else you claim, you can’t back it up. What fun is proof anyway? Sorry to break it to you, but we’re not the one’s copying you. You, are in fact, the one’s who have been trying to make your Country a frozen America. If we wanted your Country, if it was anything more than a frozen wasteland, we would simply just take it. We have the best military on Earth. You have remote controlled planes with bottle rockets attached, which are definitely cool, but definitely not an Air Force. We let you have your Country. Why? Because we don’t want it. Why don’t we want it? Because it sucks. Be glad it sucks smackey-poo, if your Country was even half as great as you claim it to be, you’d be sitting in Northern America right now. Fact.

By the way, the fuck are you doing in your profile picture up there? It looks like you’re about to get date raped by a Honda. I know you’re usually bent over in your sodomy ridden Country, but had no idea you were so good at being ass fucked that you can take a 4 door sedan up the ass. Gotta say, impressive. Deranged and sad, but impressive nonetheless. That’s right smakey, back that ass up. Back it up in there.

Looks like smack’s father will be home soon. Assume the position. Cousin’s coming by later?

Google my nuts. We don’t want your Country, it would be America if we did. Fuck your free healthcare, fuck your mounties, and fuck your bread bowls at Tim Horton’s. We laughed them out of the states. A fuckin bread bowl with chicken noodle soup in it, Jesus fucking Christ. Go eat some more snow.

twiztidkillaxxx2 said
He took the time to jerk off and pull up nothing I will look at.  Good for you smack.  You wasted your time.  

What this guy said.

Least we have a dream.  All Canada has is rocky and bullwinckle. And I’m pretty sure they were Gay with each other. Which is cool I guess.  But still canada would be nothing without the good old US of A

Don’tlive in Attleboro anymore, insulting a city isn’t going to piss me off. I can’t control how other people live. There’s no way there’s that many though, your data is way the fuck off on that one. They’re simply aren’t that many people in Attleboro for that to be logical. Are you sure you searched Attleboro, Massachusetts and not Attleboro, Canada? Either way, if you think there are no sex offenders where you live, smoke another one dipshit. If sodomy wasn’t your national past time, right after hockey, you would realize this.

Oh no, please don’t insult a place I lived, please, anything but that!!!!! Oh no!!!!!!