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August 25, 2014
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No, I'm 34. I've told you several times. Way to remember things. Speaking of repeating myself, my mother died of breast cancer. That's not essentially suicide. She was a cunt, you would've liked her. 

 

I started drinking at 14 (not everyday, was hard to get) because it was fun and made me feel good. Same with smoking, I did it because I liked it. Still do. But hey, if you need to give yourself undue credit to help get you through the day, go ahead. Who am I to take anything away from your pathetic existence. You already pretend to have a family, add this to the list, something else for "Imagination Time." See, I'm answering questions. It's pretty easy, you should try it sometime. Well, it's easy for me, I have nothing to hide. Not all of us can say that.

 

Also, again, I ragged on you getting sodomized by your uncle's, which isn't hard to believe, given that sodomy is your nations pastime. American kids get taken to baseball games, Canadians all get sodomized, it's just how it is. Don't get mad at me, I didn't make it that way. Anyways, you're just stealing insults that I used toward you and using them back at me like they're yours, that's a bitch move. Can't think your own stuff huh Mistress? Must've been paddled on the ass by big bald men one too many times.

 

You're so totally on my nuts that not only do you start threads about me, you use my insults. Way to go Canadian.

August 25, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
this weekend was awsome not as awsome as last weekend but still awsome all in all it was an awsome summer here in Montreal.

 

here's some of the bands I got to see live

 

motley crue

blink-182

megadeath

weezer

primus

alice in chains

cypress hill

NOFX

Joan Jett

the misfits

messugah

canibal corpse

henry rollins

metallica

slayer

offspirng

twiztid sister

anthrax

voivod

dropkick murphys

pennywise

hatebreed

bodycount

outkast

jack white

snoop dogg

skrillex

lorde

J cole

danny brown

kid ink

AFI

 

and 100's more

 

sorry chester the lillith fair hasent been around since 1999 

How did you manage to see all these bands? On top of 100's more? Did you spend a grand total of 2 minutes at each stage? Not only are you a liar, nobody gives a shit Le_pussae.

 

So how much did you supposedly pay to get in to this blessed event? However much it was, it should have gone towards getting your roof fixed, of upgrading your windows from plastic to glass. Do you enjoy having to wear your heavy coat and ski goggles just to go take a piss? Think of your imaginary children, don't they deserve the very best?

August 25, 2014
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She didn't get her tits cut off. I'm not sure why you think all women with breast cancer have that done, but I'm sure it has something to do with your egg head. You know, the whole you're retarded thing. My father died of heart disease, and yes I definitely knew him. And nobody ever buttfucked me, I'm not Canadian. There you go, using my insults again. Do you have any idea how pathetic you look doing that?

 

Here's a question, who the fuck spawned you? Why would they be proud of bringing someone like you into the world? Come on, don't be a pussy, tell us. I had nothing to hide, do you? I'm sure you're parents were real winners. Did you know them, or did you really get left in a dumpster behind Tim Horton's like I thought?

August 25, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
so when your parents died what did they leave you??

 

my guess is nothing they were complete failures at life just like you .

 

Both my parents are still alive so are my grandparents both sets.

 

my grandmother had lymphoma cancer like ten years ago and beat it like a boss now she's almost 90 and im sure could kick your ass.

 

My mom didn't leave shit, her second husband and stepchildren probably got a lot, bitch was rich. My father left me the house and over $100,000 in savings, plus investments. I've done very well for myself on top of that, and don't really want for anything. I don't really want anything, but that's besides the point. How am I a failure? I make a lot of money and have a respectable job, I don't upload porn for a living. You would kill yourself if you had any clue how well I do, best to make believe that I'm a failure.

 

You didn't answer the question (big surprise), I could care less if you're parents are alive. I asked what they have to be proud of in you, a man who tells women holding their children to shut the fuck up, a man who picks up and throws bloody tampons at his "friends," a man who bends over and gets his ass paddled in public…..and video tapes all of it. A man who uploads porn for sweaty dirty old men for a living. What in the fuck do they have to be proud of in you smackey-poo? We'll all know when you avoid answering this question that it's nothing.

August 25, 2014
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And saying a 90 year old woman could kick my ass, oh no, big insult!!! Really scrapping the bottom of the barrel that you've been scrapping for the past 2 months. This is the bottom that was beneath the bottom. Well, at least it wasn't something I've ever said to you, but that's all that it has going for it…..

August 25, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
they are very very proud of their grandchildren that I gave them 

 

and those videos are old from 2003-2006 even I forgot they were online but your a true fanboy digging for all you can on me.

 

keep it up patty the pedo

 

ill be back online to see what you find tomorow.

 

 

They may be proud of their invisible grandchildren, but I notice how you listed absolutely nothing that they were proud of in you. It's not really a surprise, no self respecting parent could ever be proud of a piece of shit like yourself. 

 

I didn't have to dig hard for that video, took about one minute. That's your legacy I guess. 

 

And I won't be searching for anything, you won't find a fuckin' thing tomorrow on here, not from me anyway. I don't have to do anything to make you look stupid, you just show up and do all the work for me. Stealing my insults, avoiding questions, the intellectual mind of a second grader. Yeah, just show up and it's done. 

August 25, 2014
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patjoyce said
This is the bottom that was beneath the bottom.

Double-bottom. If this thread had a safe word that would be it.

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August 25, 2014
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Hey, a safe word, I like it!!! Double bottom it is, that'll turn ol' Madam Smack on. He could get twice the paddling if he had a double bottom.

August 25, 2014
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Smack is a piece of shit.

Sorry about your parents pat. 

August 26, 2014
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Hey, thanks man. It's all good, it happens.

Before I get mad at shit like that I just consider the source of where it comes from, and with smack, it ain't no thang.

August 26, 2014
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It's bad enough you steal my jokes, but now you're stealing Michael Jackson's?

 

You truly are a waste of space. Nothing original about you at all. Yawn.

August 26, 2014
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According to you, 999 out of every 1,000 people around here are NOT sex offenders. I think that's a pretty good ratio, it could be a lot worse. We have no idea what the ratio is for Montreal, because the police protect their sex offenders from "Vigilante justice." How nice for them. I also could care less what other people in the state do, it's not my business to track them and couldn't do it even if I wanted to. Unlike you I don't have a misguided sense in pride over where I had no choice over being born in. They're are pieces of shit everywhere you fuckin' tard, you really are stupid.

 

Nice, now you're stealing my jokes about how Canada hs a national pastime of sodomy and applying it to Boston, how original!! You couldn't come up with your own material if your life depended on it. It's a shame that it doesn't.

August 26, 2014
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You keep calling me a sex offender and you have yet to back these statements up with any kind of proof, even though you claim to have some. I suggest posting up whatever it is that you have, and just be done with it. We will all know that you have nothing by your refusal to do this. Thank you.

August 26, 2014
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I have a new Clive Barker book, I'm gonna read it until it's time to go home. Unlike you, it will entertain me. All you do is steal my jokes and other people's jokes and refuse to answer any questions about your shady past. 

 

Still waiting on that proof that I'm a sex offender, whenever you're ready to prove to everyone that you're not just talking out of your heavily sodomized ass just post it up. But we all know that you won't be posting anything, because you don't have anything. Have a nice day uploading donkey porn and fist fucking for the masses, you contribute so much to society. Your imaginary children have so much to be proud of Frenchie.

August 26, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
your joke about the national canadian passtime being sodomized by their uncles wasesnt funny the first time you said it let alone the 100 other times it only proves that you have an obsessesion about getting buttfucked by your uncle and for the record I do not have an uncle.

and that was never your joke to begin with you stole it from south park you fat turd.

 

1 in every 1000 is a HUGE fucking number that means one person where you live on every single block molsested a child you like to defend that number cause your one of the 1 in 1000 that are on that list.

So this is your proof I take it? "Because I said so" that's your proof? You said you had proof that I'm on that list, post it up. Oh that's right, you can't. You don't have anything.

 

No matter how many times I said it, it was still my joke, and I knew about it, as do all Americans, long before South Park commented on it.

 

Again, what's the ratio of sex offenders in Montreal? We don't know, you guys won't post it publicly, so it must be really bad. You know all those Americans who you say move there every year? That's why. Goodbye.

August 26, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
so the writters of south park stole that joke from you way back in 1999?

 

post your ID and ill post my proof

 

you like to hide dont you ??? im sure when you were a wee little fat kid after your mom and daddy died and got sent to live with your uncle you hid all kinds right??

 

http://www.metafilter.com/1500.....sachusetts

 

your state sais its ok for a man to fuck another man up the ass there used to be a law against it but seems so many men were fucking other men up the ass it actualy became a passtime in your state so they decided to change the law and make it legal.

 

makes the term boston proud make so much more sence.

Canadian proud.  A nationalist bigot with zero attempts at proper grammar, like punctuation and capitalization.  If your IQ is higher than the temperature of a cold day in Canada, I'd be pretty shocked you smelly Canuck.  

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

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August 26, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
it gets colder in Boston and New York than Montreal or Toronto.

Canada is closer to the arctic circle.

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

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August 26, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
by what a 1 hour drive??

There aren't stretches of time where the sun either doesn't go down or doesn't rise at all.  You're far too stupid to operate... I'm surprised you remember to breath.

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

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August 26, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
a city like Montreal with 2.5 million people is warmer than a city like Boston with 600,000 people and its like 3 hours away.

 

maybe if I lived in Abitibi or Sorel where the populations are like 60,000 and much further north it would be colder but on average when its cold on the east coast its colder in Boston than Montreal.

You're really obsessed with Boston.  Oh, and...

 

http://www.city-data.com/forum.....oston.html

 

Apparently you can't even get that right, you dense faggot.  Most of them agree that Montreal is the coldest.

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

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the_almighty_smack said
http://www.weather.com/sports-.....a-20140107

Of course, it only lists US cities and Boston is #20 on a list of 20 cities.  Lol.

 

I'm personally pro-life [I don't really give a shit what other's do, though], but you should have been aborted.  Hopefully Canada will pass a law that you can still be aborted.

I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...

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