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9:38 pm
December 3, 2012
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What would YOU do for a klondike bar?
What is your end all favorite movie of all time?
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
9:41 pm
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May 22, 2012
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better question: what would jesus do for a klondike bar?
and, still star wars.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:39 pm
December 3, 2012
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By the way you said "still" im assuming it has been done before on here...Oops
Jesus was a perfect specimen so he wouldn't have fretted over a klondike bar....Me however, I would club a whole pack(don't know the correct word) of baby seals. Or I'd recieve a gummy bear from an homeless old woman. The point was to create obscure and over the top reasons for obtaining a klondike bar...If that makes sense.
As far as the second one, it would be a toss up between memento, jacobs ladder, and NBK
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
10:48 pm
July 11, 2012
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NBK=Natural Born Killers?
10:54 pm
July 11, 2012
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10:57 pm
July 11, 2012
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As far as a favorite movie,I dont think I could pick one movie.Far too many.NBK and Ladder are badass though.
10:57 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Slumerican502 said:
By the way you said "still" im assuming it has been done before on here...Oops
more like, 'still, after thirty years'. although, it probably has been done before.
ive never been all that big on klondike bars, so, the most i would do is say, 'gimme a klondike bar.'
when memento was new, i re-edited it so that all the scenes are in chronological order, and it became high comedy. try it.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:05 pm
November 30, 2012
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Klondike bars aren't that good to me. They melt way too fast and get all over my hands making them sticky as hell. About all i'd do for a klondike bar is drive to the store for them, even then they'd have to be sold out of just about all other ice cream before i'd settle for one. As for Jesus, it's a well known fact that Pontius Pilate told him that if he went along with the whole crucifixion thing, he'd give him a whole box of them. A lot of people have the misconception that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Nope, he did it for a klondike bar. A whole box in fact. Pontius Pilate had to pull out the big guns, it was an election year, you know? Like go along with it Jesus, come on man, make me look good up here. Jesus complied, and in the end, like all other politicians, Pontius went back on the deal once re-elected. Jesus didn't get shit.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Original) is my favorite movie of all time.
The Burbs if that movie didn't exist.
11:15 pm
December 8, 2012
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I wouldnt do nuttin for a Klondike but i'd maybe ruff up a nun for a Zero Bar yeah thats better.
My favorite Movie of all Time would have to be ReZ Dogs, Pulp Fiction or Kill Bill. Or as Honorable mention View Askew, Los Hooligans and ABand Apart movies.
11:22 pm
November 30, 2012
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Zero bars are the shit preachy man. Only one store up here sells them and they sell out fast.
11:35 pm
March 31, 2012
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never cared for klondike bars.. cant even tell you whats in em haha im guessin ice cream & chocolate haha
movie.. idk.. dont really have one.. loved "nothing to lose" & "friday" since i was a kid… id prob have to give it up to star wars as well tho..
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July 11, 2012
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July 11, 2012
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11:41 pm
November 30, 2012
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Klondike bars are the Jar Jar Binx of ice cream
12:12 am
I would smother a family of five. Yeah that's what i would do.
9:21 am
September 17, 2012
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I don't even know if I've ever eaten a klondike bar.
The Exorcist
Claps hands
8:56 pm
January 6, 2013
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Then need to put bacon in a Klondike bar, then i might do something for one.
Favorite movie- Fight Club
From tadpoles to frogs to Jesus to legends.
9:24 pm
September 18, 2012
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Slumerican502 said:
By the way you said "still" im assuming it has been done before on here...Oops
Jesus was a perfect specimen so he wouldn't have fretted over a klondike bar....Me however, I would club a whole pack(don't know the correct word) of baby seals. Or I'd recieve a gummy bear from an homeless old woman. The point was to create obscure and over the top reasons for obtaining a klondike bar...If that makes sense.
As far as the second one, it would be a toss up between memento, jacobs ladder, and NBK
Here is an irrelevant fact that I think should be put out there. Many people believe that Jesus actually existed and even I thought that they had found the remains of Jesus Christ, when in fact there is no actual proof of Jesus actually existing other than the bible.
9:25 pm
September 18, 2012
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I'd piss on Brock Lesner for a Klondike bar.
Idk about the second question.
9:47 pm
July 11, 2012
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Lucem Ferre said:
Here is an irrelevant fact that I think should be put out there. Many people believe that Jesus actually existed and even I thought that they had found the remains of Jesus Christ, when in fact there is no actual proof of Jesus actually existing other than the bible.
True that!!
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