yeah, i cant stand miracle whips’ “zesty” flavor.. i definitely prefer “real mayo”

i dont really fuck with scrambled eggs but i can eat them with some spicy sauce & potatoes & such..

lobster & crab is bomb as hell.. i dont give a fuck if they sea roaches.. puts fish to shame..

menudo is a tasty mexican soup made with cow or goat stomach..

Raisins are disgusting and I don’t like steak unless it’s breaded to much meat 

Mayo is whack unless in my mom’s potato salad. 

Ketchup on chicken is dope, fuck the fuck off!! On eggs tho, nahhh.

So what wont I eat? Well I caught myself reading about the Donner Party cannibalism and similar real life stories… and I wonder what I wouldn’t eat to survive. As of this moment I truly believe that it is wrong to eat another person, even if they tell you that you can before they perish. But would I or you have the same sentiments after days of mental and physical anguish and deterioration of the psyche from starvation? Are we even the same person anymore after a certain point? I hope I never find out. . .I mean, those people ate their dogs, eachother, their belt leather. The primal survival instincts may win out in the end. However, there were still many folks who didnt give in to their hunger and either tried to escape or died trying. The idea of cannibalism is enough to push people to truly decide on the existence of morality, I believe. I would try my damndest to escape or help, I hope. 

Anyway, the answer is: cereal and milk. Separately, fine. Together, nahhh…. I know I’m in the minority here but I just never liked it. Tried to do it again at an older age but disgust overcame my attempt.

for me, a lot of things I won’t eat are more about the texture then the taste.

like tomatos; just too soft and mushy.

Grilled onions, since they get all fuckin’ gross and slimy.

Mayo a lot of times is too thick and fluffy; I prefer miracle whip because it’s creamier.

Socialists. And Bear Grylls.

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Drunkalo said
Its weird to think some animals are acceptable to eat and others not. Cow, pig, chicken, acceptable. Domesticated animals not so much. I could see myself eating human meat before eating dog or cat. Their cuter than most people, i could picture them being my pets. It would be strange to pull the whole Bear Grylls and eat shit raw, but if prepared right and to look palatable, anything is worth a shot.   

Just like with horse meat. Most countries eat it regularly. Apparently a few American grocery stores were labeling horse meat as beef and we all probably ate some. I dont really care.

Several Indian countries and religions view cows as sacred. Shows that none of us really know what the fuck we are really trying to achieve from life. We can’t all be right lol

I remember Cabellas magazine had some rattlesnake meat in a can for sale. Sounds disgusting but we would all eat it if we were starving. Especially with some A-1 and a grill. Mm.. snakey.

FuckHerRightInThePussy said
Things I don’t like to eat:

Anything healthy.

Things I’ll never eat:

Dick, balls, male asshole, cauliflower.

Things I will eat:

Female asshole, pussy, basically anything not listed above. I live in the woods in central Pa and they have dishes that may seem odd to some at the VFW behind my house that I quite enjoy. If you don’t know what Hog Maw is, google it. Delicious. I’ll try anything once and frankly if you know how to cook, you can make anything taste good, except, you know, cauliflower. Fuck cauliflower. Ever eat chicken hearts? Bomb AF.  

My wife sometimes bakes Buffalo Cauliflower. Tastes just like wings except not as crisp and it seems spicier because the veggies soak the shit up out of some sauce.

I haven’t eaten heart but my friend offered me bear heart when I was down and out to bring home and cook. I told him that I appreciated it but I was doing okay enough to eat. I would still try it.