Shaggy is 42. Rounding up 8 years seems a bit cruel. 

I learnt that it’s easy as hell to creep on people when doing a sociology project.

I also learnt, during said sociology project, that women over analyze calories, prices, and portion sizes more frequently than men. Kind of a “yeah, no shit” focus but still fun nonetheless.

I learnt (Lol) that a pistol shrimp can puncture a hermit crab shell by using it’s hammers 

It was my mistake, it wasn’t the pistol shrimp it was the mantis shrimp lol

Old Mr Dangerous said
 I’m very embarrassed at our country right now.  

Lol hopefully the 4yrs will fly by 

Old Mr Dangerous said

It was just an exaggerated spur of the moment blurb… she was saying how awesome the track was, I mentioned my opinion that “Shaggy always comes correct”, and she said “of course, it’s Shaggy.” Sénior Utsler, you are appreciated. Not to get too deep again (I’m aware that I always carry a sob story on my back) but we just had another wack health revelation, and it was great to see her happy after a shock experience.

Noah Fence said
I learnt that two of my friends who don’t know each other in the traditional sense have been flirting online and that when I said they should meet, they decided to do the thing. They’ll be meeting soon.  

That’s wild. And I’ve seen it before.. sometimes people are more honest on this here internet than anything, so they may know eachother in a truer sense already. I learnt that years ago, back in the AOL chatroom days… lol I’m really showing my age now… not quite 50 like Utsler, but damn lol

V_Ron said
I learnt that it’s easy as hell to creep on people when doing a sociology project.

I also learnt, during said sociology project, that women over analyze calories, prices, and portion sizes more frequently than men. Kind of a “yeah, no shit” focus but still fun nonetheless.  

I learnt during my first stab at college, that I wouldn’t love all of my professors.. in retrospect, I disliked male professors a lot more. They just came across as pretentious to me, before I really understood what that word stood for…. the first was my Sociology professor. What a dick. I dropped out and ended up keeping the book he lent me “Nickel and Dimed” (which I also didn’t like, I’ll explain if you ask…. I went back years later and graduated, avoiding Sociology like a pestilence.

Also, “women be shoppin’!” Had to say it.

twiztid_ruiner said
I learnt (Lol) that a pistol shrimp can puncture a hermit crab shell by using it’s hammers   

Christ! Jesus fucking Christ!

 

I also learnt last night, from watching that carpool karaoke show on YouTube, that Michelle Obama is a hell of a woman. She comes across as genuinely caring, patient, friendly and real. Hot, too.

I thought about our current first lady. 

Then I teared up a bit at what we no longer have, and what ny daughters are stuck with at this time in space.

I then began to blush, which is so rare.. so is tearing up, for me.. truth is, I’m very embarrassed at our country right now.  

I may have been too vague. Basically, I saw two of my friends constantly liking each other’s comments on my Facebook despite not knowing each other and i told them they should probably just get on to fucking. They live really close to each other and have a lot in common but have never met despite constantly “liking” things the other said. So they added each other and found out that they had also mutually liked each other on dating apps but neither took initiative. So now, thanks to me, they are.

today i learned that shrimp have sharp as hell tailz i got stabbed by one lulz

Today I learnt the secret to the refueling part of “Top Gun” on the NES. Damn near made it to level 3!

     
I learned that this endangered “Green-Haired Turtle That Can Breathe Through Its Genitals” is a real thing:

The hair is actually algae, but DAMN that’s a good trick.

Source: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/12/science/endangered-turtle-australia.html