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What Kind of Porn Does Your State Watch?
August 30, 2013
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Stalkz said

Creampie doesn't mean interracial, but instead means cumming inside (no money shot), most often followed by squeezing the said cum out and watching it drip.

Haha I know what a creampie is trust me.

 

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Give it time junior creampie vids will grow on you...

 

In regards to the ebony preference in the deep south its nothing new.  They used to call it "late night integration" in the south or some shit like that.  What it was was when the white men would sneak out late at night and hook up with black girls in the deep south.  Now with the interwebs, both the racist ass white men and the homies can enjoy them some jungle love

 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 30, 2013
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All set with catching jungle fever OCJ. I have a fear of AIDS.

August 30, 2013
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@patjoyce thanks homie. I was suprised no one else made the joke.

In all seriousness though, as a Masshole, I'm a bit surprised by our state's love of creampie porn. 

August 30, 2013
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Hey, i'm a masshole too!!! I never even thought to make the joke, so props to you on that one dude. I also don't understand how they came (no pun intended) to that conclusion, I've never noticed anyone else watching it, I never really watch it either. I'm also surprised that no state in the Country was into fisting. I figured somewhere down south for that one. And how come no farm porn for Southern states? Maybe it's not considered porn if you watch it in your backyard. I don't know man, weird.

August 30, 2013
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Well, whatever they're into down in the deep south, they certainly are watching it a lot. 

August 30, 2013
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Incest porn. But again, they can just watch that in their backyard. Any Southerners wanna weigh in on this conversation we're having on the fancy in-tra-net box?

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I also would be interested to hear the opinions of those in the deep south on this matter. 

August 30, 2013
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patjoyce said
All set with catching jungle fever OCJ. I have a fear of AIDS.

Come on homie the darker the berry the sweeter the juice...or in this case Kool Aid...sorry I had to.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 30, 2013
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patjoyce said
All set with catching jungle fever OCJ. I have a fear of AIDS.

Come on homie the darker the berry the sweeter the juice...or in this case Kool Aid...sorry I had to.

And in the right (or wrong) neighborhood you're just as likely to be stabbed in the stomach over it

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"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

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Hahaha radition breath to the balls. Never seen that before

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August 30, 2013
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patjoyce said
Hey, i'm a masshole too!!! I never even thought to make the joke, so props to you on that one dude. I also don't understand how they came (no pun intended) to that conclusion, I've never noticed anyone else watching it, I never really watch it either. I'm also surprised that no state in the Country was into fisting. I figured somewhere down south for that one. And how come no farm porn for Southern states? Maybe it's not considered porn if you watch it in your backyard. I don't know man, weird.

 

 

 

Hey if you are ever fucking a goat, be sure to wear long rubber boats. That way you can just stick his hind legs in there and he cant move. wink little pro tip. no need to thank me

August 31, 2013
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Slumerican502 said

patjoyce said
Hey, i'm a masshole too!!! I never even thought to make the joke, so props to you on that one dude. I also don't understand how they came (no pun intended) to that conclusion, I've never noticed anyone else watching it, I never really watch it either. I'm also surprised that no state in the Country was into fisting. I figured somewhere down south for that one. And how come no farm porn for Southern states? Maybe it's not considered porn if you watch it in your backyard. I don't know man, weird.

 

 

 

Hey if you are ever fucking a goat, be sure to wear long rubber boats. That way you can just stick his hind legs in there and he cant move. wink little pro tip. no need to thank me

actually if you face them next to a cliff you get a nice push back XD

 

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Stalkz said

Creampie doesn't mean interracial, but instead means cumming inside (no money shot), most often followed by squeezing the said cum out and watching it drip.

Haha I know what a creampie is trust me.

 

my post should have been written like this.

OCJ_Brendan said 
Give it time junior creampie vids will grow on you...

 

In regards to the ebony preference in the deep south its nothing new.  They used to call it "late night integration" in the south or some shit like that.  What it was was when the white men would sneak out late at night and hook up with black girls in the deep south.  Now with the interwebs, both the racist ass white men and the homies can enjoy them some jungle love
 

oh, true.

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Slumerican502 said

patjoyce said
Hey, i'm a masshole too!!! I never even thought to make the joke, so props to you on that one dude. I also don't understand how they came (no pun intended) to that conclusion, I've never noticed anyone else watching it, I never really watch it either. I'm also surprised that no state in the Country was into fisting. I figured somewhere down south for that one. And how come no farm porn for Southern states? Maybe it's not considered porn if you watch it in your backyard. I don't know man, weird.

 

 

 

Hey if you are ever fucking a goat, be sure to wear long rubber boats. That way you can just stick his hind legs in there and he cant move. wink little pro tip. no need to thank me

A woman in the deep south wakes up in the middle of the night to see the light on in the barn.  She looks for her husband but he is nowhere to be found.  

 

She grabs a pitchfork and goes to investigate the light in the barn.  As she opens the door she sees her husband fucking a goat. In a disgusted rage she calls the cops and has him arrested for beastility.  

 

The operator asks her what the situation is.  She responds "I peeked into the barn and saw my husband fucking a goat. "  The operator then asks her to go back and see if the lewd act is still occurring.  She walks over to the window and in a disgusted voice tells the operator "Now the goat is licking the cum off his balls....isn't that wrong"

 

The 911 operator pauses for a minute and in a second replies "No a good goat will do that for ya."

 

KAA ZING

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

September 1, 2013
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A father wanders into the barn to find his son with his dick in the family's only pig. The pig has a mop head on it to simulate human hair.

"Aw what a relief, boy!" The father tells him. "I thought you were up here sneakin a smoke!"

 

 

 

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"Have you ever like sucked so many dicks that it spoiled your dinner?"

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