8:08 am
February 15, 2014
We are looking to add a Nightshift Moderator here at Faygoluvers. We are not replacing any moderators, just adding an additional one.
As we approach the Gathering, our ranking with Google goes up and with that the amount of spam posts increases.
Most of these type of posts occur between Midnight and 6am so we are looking for someone who is active at least for part of this time span.
The qualifications are to be able to separate “Church and State” as it were. It does not matter if you are a “popular” person on here or not, you just need to be professional in terms of moderation duties. You can still be yourself and post how you like but when called upon (when spam posts appear) we need someone who can step in and delete them. We would like someone who has somewhat of a presence here and posts at least occasionally.
If you are a night owl and feel you would like to do this, let us know.
The duties are simple. Delete spam posts. This would also include posts with nudity or illegal download links. This is easier if you use the web interface instead of only having a phone for access to Faygoluvers but can be done with a phone if necessary. We will not be deleting posts for disagreements or differing points of view – Separation of “Church and State”.
We will hold this open for about a week before making a decision.
8:27 am
February 15, 2014
kukluxklown said
IM DOWN!!WHATS THE PAY?
500$/ MONTH?
It pays $0.00 a hour. Full medical and dental insurance is available if you buy it yourself from an independent provider. If I remember correctly, you also get a free autographed photo of @scottied if you are offered the position…. I can’t quite remember.
8:36 am
February 15, 2014
kukluxklown said
SCOTTIE! FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UP WITH A LEGIT OFFER
There really is no pay. @scottied doesn’t make money on this site. It is partially paid for by advertisers and he pays the rest out of his pocket to keep the site up. He even has to pay for his own tickets to the Gathering so no freebees are given either.
9:13 am
August 6, 2013
10:20 am
February 15, 2014
Pigg said
Night time for you all is day time for me. I’m 14 hours ahead of US Central Time. When I’m not in class I usually have some spare time to check the boards.I’ll do it if ya want me to.
I think you would be a good candidate. You fit the time slot and I feel you (like probably Lucem and Slumerican) would be able to make the “church and state” distinction. It requires being non-partisan for Moderator duties. You would still be able to be yourself for everything else. Like/dislike whoever. Get into arguments. Etc… Just be able to switch to Moderator mode occasionally to delete spam and then go right back to being yourself.
Anybody who voted for Smack to be banned is disqualified.
Pretty sure Pigg was seduced by the darkside/Scruffy on that issue.
If he apologizes for his mistake, then maybe he would get my vote.
Failed rappers like Lucem and Warlock don’t make the grade either. They carry around too much butthurt from the bad reviews they receive on here.
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the_patriot_smack2:06 pm
March 30, 2018
people use this forum at night??
then how come every time log onto this forum last posts are like 15 hours old??
I am personally never on these forums before 1PM and after 8PM EDT with some very rare exceptions
and whoever get’s the new spot all I can say is it better be taking the spot away from the disgusting s-word
he’s been gone longer than warlock was and warlock lost his spot because he was gone for too long
where I come from you don’t come to work for a few days you ain’t welcome back unless of course your very sick but as pigg and VMD stated s-word is not sick and he is not in jail for beating a 400 pound woman up he just does not want to come on here because he does not feel safe anymore.
I vote for Cochon but only if he takes the spot of the s-word if not I say just keep the forum the way it is and when the normal mods wake up in the morning they can delete those fake passport spam posts it only takes a few seconds and nobody on these forums is dumb enough(besides spooky)to click those links anyway.
THE ALMIGHTY SMACK
3:02 pm
December 3, 2012
Pigg is definitely the man for the job. He is the first person to come to mind when I thought about who would be impartial
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
7:13 pm
October 30, 2013
Whoop Whoop Cheshyr :
Bonesaw Wizardstick"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
7:34 pm
April 18, 2017
1:14 am
September 1, 2014
Also Pigg can use his newfound moderator duties as a tool to further educate the kids he’s working with..
Mr.Pigg…what is a Faygoluver?
Well Dim Sum, I’m going to need you, Ling Ling, and the rest of the class to gather round’. Let Mr.Pigg tell you all the tale of the wicked clowns.
The next day, a South Korean government official is teaching in place of Mr.Pigg and explains to the kids Mr.Pigg has suddenly become ‘ill’, crushing the hearts of Dim Sum and little Ling Ling.
Maybe Drunkalo should take this one, yea he’s up at 5am…drinking his Irish Coffee.
The most damage he can do is not removing the spam and typing up super emotional post dedicated to old girlfriends, you know, typical drunk shit.
Either way, a FLH ‘Lifer’ should get the spot.

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