Me n my boy were smoking once and he go super cotton mouth so he sat there and drink like a gallon of water in like 15 minutes. He sat there couch locked dead stare totally quiet and stiff for about 5 minutes and my girl is like “dude, are you about to puke?” And im like “he aint gonna pu–” and boom. Dude projectile vomits all over my fucking living room. God that was fucking hilarious, like something straight out of a movie.

All you guys and gals that have dabbled with DXM know that it causes frequent barfing to most. Especially Coricidin eaters. I was lucky: of the maybe five hundred times I’ve tripped of those horrible pills, I puked twice. Each had to do with eating greasy cheesy junk food too soon after swelling the pills.

6. I ate some CCC’s then had some doritos. I threw up in the back of my homies SUV, but in one of those McDonald’s Halloween pails, like the orange pumpkin faced ones. It was nasty, dry and felt like taking a fibrous struggling shit but out of my mouth instead of my anus. I tripped insanely hard after that…. the next time wasn’t eventful, but the food was Pizza Hut’s “New Yorker” pizza. Greasy food too soon is the culprit. . Everyone else I know puked every time they tripped off CCC’S.

One_3rd said
After already “defending” myself for being a Juggalo; and some guy singing “Cheese Doritos” like “Great Milenko.” I decided to sit on a porch swing and conversate with other people. After about five minutes I stood up and starting puking everywhere. A friend; Paul screamed “Swan! What are you doing?” I replied with “What the fuck are you talking about? You did that shit!” Left the party to walk home with puke all over me. 

**** out of *****

Yeah that’s why I rarely mention my own Juggaloism to strangers. It breeds apprehension, more on my end than theirs. My defenses go up, understandably.

My wife thought they were saying “Grace Milenko” before she read the album cover. But she’s the same lady that thought CCR were saying “There’s a bathroom on the right” in the “Bad Moon Rising” chorus. I know the guy you were talking to was just acting the fool though. Sounds like a hipster.

Misinterpreted lyrics, hmm….

http://youtu.be/NzQWLSYxa90

*stain

Old Mr Dangerous said

One_3rd said
After already “defending” myself for being a Juggalo; and some guy singing “Cheese Doritos” like “Great Milenko.” I decided to sit on a porch swing and conversate with other people. After about five minutes I stood up and starting puking everywhere. A friend; Paul screamed “Swan! What are you doing?” I replied with “What the fuck are you talking about? You did that shit!” Left the party to walk home with puke all over me. 

**** out of *****

Yeah that’s why I rarely mention my own Juggaloism to strangers. It breeds apprehension, more on my end than theirs. My defenses go up, understandably.

My wife thought they were saying “Grace Milenko” before she read the album cover. But she’s the same lady that thought CCR were saying “There’s a bathroom on the right” in the “Bad Moon Rising” chorus. I know the guy you were talking to was just acting the fool though. Sounds like a hipster.

 

Misinterpreted lyrics, hmm….

http://youtu.be/NzQWLSYxa90

 

This happened almost ten years ago. I was still flaunting my “juggaloism” back then. Since then I’ve grown out of it and rarely “rep.” I also don’t know if hipsters were a thing back then. 

Side note: Does anybody else feel like Bronies are the new Juggalos, but on completely different sides of the spectrum?

I don’t hate on bronies, only the ones who make view and jerk it to ponie porn.

I never knew bronies had an ideology. Outside of religiously viewing and quoting my little pony every chance they get. i work with a brony as well, and my Stepbrother is a brony. I know there’s a brony-con thanks to howard stern. Like comicon, but for bronys. I also know that the one pony 90% of them talk about, and am fairly certain is the cause of this movement, is rainbow dash. And finally, I know that once this brony shit hit the mainstream my local spencer’s stopped selling spazmatic energy drinks and started carrying these bullshit my little pony energy drinks. Yes people, there is a brony energy drink.

I thrown up on my uncles table saw and he threw beer bottles at me real bad it hurt so I ran .I have no choice but to live with him because my mom wont never get out of prison and he is her brother. she don’t know who my dad is man