Alright… I’m gonna tell all of you a 100% TRUE Story.

so the year was 2001… September, I ain’t even gonna lie about names, it was Sam, Steve and Nick.

Chillin’ playing Tekken smoking bong bowls out of a Red Plastic bong, we called it “big red” haha but it was just an average Red Plastic bong, but it gave pretty big tokes… so the homies are Playing Tekking passing the Bong around….

Steve is one of those young dudes who looks hella older and has just been through way more shit, this nigga had already had been trhough crazy shit, this nigga had already been tattoo’ed up, my nigga Sam was a video game type of dude, all he was concerned about was smoking marijuana, fucking fat bitches, drinking beers and getting laid trying beat everyone at every video game available to us at the time… Now Nick, haha Dude Nick was even lower class than lower class than all of us! haha and we were some lower class ghetto motherfuckers! dude Nick was poor, dirt fucking poor, I mean we were all dirt fucking ghetto poor, but Nick and his family were like really fucking dirt poor, like none of us wanted to be in Nick’s shoes… but here’s the thing Nick was 2 years younger than us, so there’s that, but we knew ’cause his brother was a scum bag, we just knew Nick was doomed from Birth… now Steve and Nick had already been homies for a few years before my homie moved into to the Park.

So my friend Sam had been living there for like 2 years… my nigga sam and Me are fucking Vandals, that’s what we do, we fucking smoke weed, eat shrooms, fuck bitches and vandalize neighborhoods, that’s just what we do at this point, keep in my this is 2000/2001… we Drink Ice House & Mickey’s and eat Shrooms and Vandalize schools and neighborhoods… we’re like 21 at this point. Nick and Steve are like 17/16

so anyway… tekken battles are crackin’… Steve says something like “let’s go outside for a cigarette”… put down the controllers and the bong and put away our weed sacks and yeah, let’s go smoke cigarettes.

Walk out of the Room passed the Kitchen, open the back door to the back porch where there is a big enough wooden deck to hold 3 people, the fouth person can stand on the stairs, ’cause it was a wooden deck, with about 5 stairs leading down to the backyard… anway Sam doesn’t Smoke cigarettes he’s just out there chillin, Steve is like the young Dude who’s almost as fucked up as me through all the fucked up life experiences and tattoos, so Steve is there on the Porch, Nick is the Dude who stands off to the side near the stairs… (he’s a fucking Rookie dairy queen employee at this point, but he can scrap!, we had already been getting into fights with Richie stupid fucks but anyway),… they spark up their cigarettes…

All of a Sudden Nick (who is constantly perma-stoned and smiling) and Steve who is like this 16 year old tatooeed Alaskan fishing Gangster juggalo chainsmoker pantera fan, and Sam, they all kind of agree that There is A Car or whatever rolling around the Neighborhood with some Serious Bass, they said “someone’s got some fucking bass!”, you know how that is… when a Car or whatever is gangster with them sub-woofers just boomin’ bass that rumbles your heart from inside your chest, well they were all like Hell yeah… someone’s got some fucking bass!

Steve is a veteran cigarette smoker (I still love giving him props because Him and Nick were Down with ICP before we even met them, and that was rare as fuck back in those days, when you met somebody who knew about ICP back in these days it was like Okay you’re cool as Fuck I can trust you, we’re gonna hang out and smoke weed and drink…)

anyway Crazy Bass! steady buzzing deep bass… thinking it’s from a car rollin’ by, but no, fuck no… A BRIGHT, bright fucking Light Appears immediately over… as this Ligh is Shining right directly above The Bass is extremely intense! extremely intense, so much that it feels like gravity forcing a force down while amazement and disbelief occur within an unexplainable amount of time… The U.F.O. / Space Ship is right Above with BASS BUZZ buzzing weird!… everyone is crowded down in defense looking up like what the fuck!!!!? what the fuck are we looking at?!!!… and in that same second, it Fucking Zooms off diagonally to the north west, like a fucking “Zoom!” here one second zipping off disappearing into the sky the next second,  they say it was Just Pure bright white light in the Shape of an Egg / A baseball homeplate… so the shape of this UFO was EggShaped/HomePlateShaped (Home plate in a baseball field)… so yeah that was the major consensus of the shape of the object…

crazy right? well it only lasted like 1 or 2 seconds then it took off, Now Steve and Nick were both smoking cigarettes, proably both half way to the Half way point of a camel cigarette… so Fuck it, where is the Rest of the Cigarettes? where’s the cherry from the cigarettes? the Cherry’s from the Cigarettes were gone, cigarettes were out but still in hand, looked for the cherry’s of the cigarettes but there were no where? Looked at each other in total confusion and disbelief and just couldn’t say anything, totally speechless for a little bit, and then…

what the fuck! what the fuck just happened? where’s the cherry’s from the cigarettes first of all!? and then okay did we see what we just thought we saw? shock! open the fucking back porch door which was by the kitchen, dude this happened during the Twilight hours so like 7:50 ??? is my guess, it wasn’t totally dark yet, so Sam is bugging out at this point, Steve and Nick are speechless. Sam goes inside, walks into his sister’s Room like “DID YOU JUST FUCKING SEE THAT!?!?!” she’s a stoner / heroin addict sleeping with her boyfriend… okay, fuck it ask the Other Sister, his other sister Is Asleep!, His Mom is asleep, he’s tripping the fuck out and wakes them up, Like Did you Not hear that!?!? see that!?!? !!! he’s kind of frantic at this point, waking up his other sister and his mom, dude this shit was crazy… they were like what the fuck? So my homie is like okay… what the fuck, He had a next door neighbor that was a cop, for real… so he’s like okay fuck it, walks out of his out directly next door knocks on his neighbors door to ask and no answer… Meanwhile steve and Nick are just kind of Beavis and Butt-head laughing like “haha whoa what the fuck, that was weird”… Sam gets back in the house after trying to talk to his neighbor on the left side… and his just puzzled, straight the fuck up puzzled. Like whaaat, so he goes to the very private other neighbors next door and knocks on their door to see if they saw anything… No Answer…

okay, fuck it… keep smoking weed, play more Tekken, talk about what just happened… then Steven and Nick go home.

Sam tell his mom and Sisters about it the next day… and they sort of believe him… they do believe him… but at the same time don’t know… they have their doubts but still belive… sort of…

so He see’s Steve and Nick the next day at School and they just look at each other like “do you remember last night”… yeah… mutual agreement everyone saw it, no one really talks about it though ’cause it’s just too weird…

Fast Forward a half a month Later and Hella, I Mean fucking HELLA magic mushrooms are Sprouted up everywhere on my friends lawn! the front yard! pounds!, pounds and pounds of magic mushrooms!, the side yards, pounds and pounds of magic mushrooms, the Backyard is covered with magic mushrooms, these mushrooms grew so fucking fast we had trouble Keeping up with picking them all! we all were able to pick so many “Blue Ringer” mushrooms, that all of us Made A Fat fat fucking Fat profit for months, I’m telling you these Mushrooms grew every where in his yard for four months at Least straight, constantly… This was right before the release of Bizzar Bizaar and Freek show, we were all selling mushrooms ’cause we had so many! I’ll never forget ’cause that Halloween was crazy! I could go on and On about how crazy that time of our lives was for us ’cause we had so many mushrooms that people would come through and try to steal the Shrooms growing! ’cause word got out about how many shrooms we had! dude we got into fights about this! even amongst our close friends in our click… dude I made money off that shit and Had hella good trips! I think those Blue Ringers were from the fucking aliens, dude… anyway… yeah that’s one story… my first real UFO/alien story and it’s 100% true!