For #1. I would have to say Jim Carrey

And #2. Id have to say,Even tho shes not a huge celeb,Id say Snow the Product, That woman is fuckin sexy.

mmmmm great thread/questions yo.. im a have to marinate on this one for a while… 

#1 off the top id say “eminem” dudes highly regarded as the best there is..i dont agree but his talent is undeniable & he could prolly fuck damn near any chick he wants… id like to be that respected & be that desired haha plus im sure he's fat paid..

#2 damn this is a hard one.. i imagine porn stars dont count as celebs but theres several who id prefer over celebs just cuz ive already seen 'em fully nude & in action haha… hmmmm seeing as this is fantasy id say mean girls era Amanda Seyfried… she was just a dime piece back then so was lindsay

Violentdope said:

thats a given dude Hugh Hefner back in the day for sure,i would rater be him in 2013 but not so fuckin old….and for some reason….. kim kardashion…that ass is amazing

yeah she gets allot of hate but she's fine as hell def in my top 5 celebs..

On my group ep we're droppin on Valentines Day we have a song called “Actresses” & i list 3 of the chicks who've been named in this thread haha

I would want to be Bill Gates, I just want the money. Or Warren Buffet. Donald Trump can eat a dick. And I’ve always wanted to fuck Brittney Spears. And Lindsay Lohan. That would be a great threesome. Ever seen I know who killed me? Movie sucked for real but Lindsay definetly knows what she’s doing in bed, she proved that. Have Britney sit on my face while Lindsay rode me. Excuse me while I go jerk off

Violentdope said:

hahahahaha…..I hate the kardashians too but I would fuck the shit out of kim…. PAT…does lohan get naked in that shit????

she's naked in machete but you cant really see much other than some side boobage type shots..

i havent even heard anything about that haha

• Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez
• Michelle Rodriguez as Luz^[6]
• Mel Gibson as Luther Voz^[7]
• Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera
• Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States^[8]
• Sofía Vergara as Madame Desdemona^[9]
• Demian Bichir as Mendez^[10]
• Amber Heard as Miss San Antonio^[11]
• Antonio Banderas as Gregorio Cortez
• Zoe Saldana as Liza ^[12]
• Edward James Olmos^[13]
• Vanessa Hudgens as Cereza^{[14] [15]}
• Cuba Gooding Jr. as El Cameleón^[16]
• Alexa Vega as KillJoy ^[17]
• William Sadler as Sheriff Doakes^[18]
• Lindsay Lohan as April Booth
• Marko Zaror as Zaror
• Lady Gaga as La Chameleón
• Tom Savini as Osiris Aman.

patjoyce said:

Nope, no tits in I know who killed me, and those tits in Machete, unfortunetly, aren't hers. They're stunt tits lol. She does have a sex tape sucking cock it's hard to find for free though. You can see 4 second clips on xhamster, but she's not even naked in that. Bitch can definetly suck dick though, check it out. Violentdope, look up Lindsay Lohan crotch shots, some are fake but some are definetly her, she got photographed getting out of a cab before, good upskirt shot. Yup, I'm a total perv. Check it out homie. You can also see her sex scene from I know who killed me on XNXX. You're welcome

haha! i doubt thats really her on xhamster tho.. that vid would be on every porn tube site if it was real..