I cant promise every flavor, but i can promise a futon and every flavor round here

novocaine said

 

i plan to make a flh round trip of merica'. daps with prj/warlock/ocj/pat, hug iLL and buy lucem a bottle of 500$ wine adn watch him throw it all up because he drinks like a girl.

Ill show you all the fun and unseemly...well at least strip club and rave wise...parts of our wonderful nations capital...Washington DC sucks and is awesome at the same time...

Ive heard that, but still only have flown over the Grand Canyon...it was pretty fresh ill admit...like licking a girls butthole...I mean you gotta get a girl who bathes properly and shyt...

Cabal said
The $$$$ are adding up fast 

 

Travelling by ship is cheaper and probably worth it to a place with a weak currency. Who knows, maybe if you roll up to some places in Africa with a few thousand dollars, they'll make you a king. 

Or rob him blind and shoot him in the face. Or hold him random, or all three

Old Mr Dangerous said

LTB said

Cabal said
The $$$$ are adding up fast 

 

Travelling by ship is cheaper and probably worth it to a place with a weak currency. Who knows, maybe if you roll up to some places in Africa with a few thousand dollars, they'll make you a king. 

Or rob him blind and shoot him in the face. Or hold him random, or all three

 

Or lick his butthole

Only if he bathes properly

time for me to head out.

see yall in 2 weeks!

In 2010 I went to Germany, Austria, Poland & and Czech Republic. It was an awesome bender of a trip I took with my missus, her sister and her partner. For 3 weeks we drove around in a tiny ass mobile home van fuck knows how we slept in it. We just parked up at beer gardens and camping spots all around the countries and got maggot drunk. Went and visited some concentration camps like Auschwitz which were pretty intense. I've always been a bit of a history buff so I was eager to see all that shit. After a month we caught up with my missus's other sister and her bf and we all took off into the Austrian Alps to a hostel with heaps of other decent folk and they bus us into Munich for a few days to Oktoberfest. That was hard work. Literally on a bus at 5am drinking then 14 hrs at the festival, back on bus, fuck all sleep and back on the bus again. 

Awesome trip though, I'd do it again in a minute. The best part was since I've always wanted to go Central Europe and especially Germany/Poland I dictated the whole trip and I didn't do what most do like go to the big cities and shit fuck that I took us out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere to all these little towns and villages through the Teutoberg Forest in search for old Germanic and Saxon heathen sites of worship. It was sick. A touch dangerous maybe cause our girls are Asian and these sites a mainly visited by white supremists most in a neo Norse faction. But fuck all that we had no problems. 

Best country though? Probably Poland. Everything was awesome. People were mega friendly even the bums apologized if we couldn't give them money. Chicks were hot as and Krakow seemed pro lesbian cause those girlies were holding hands and cuddling EVERYWHERE which was a perv. 

Egypt would be pretty cool. I like Egyptian Mythology. I think from what I've seen is it's really commercialized though. They have a KFC and Pizza Hut out near the pyramids and shit. My problem would be the heat. Not the right environment for a Nord. 

My next destination will be Scandinavia or America but only America for gigs, NASCAR and NFL games. I have no interest in the cities and skyscrapers just sport and music and maybe some of those man vs food joints. I'll no doubt follow the NASCAR schedule around the country week-week for a month or so, hopefully get a Denver Bronco win @ Mile High and see some bands that never come here. 

Scandinavia, well there's a location there I plan on proposing to my girl and atm I'll only propose there for cultural/personal reasons and values. The rest I'll drink mead like a Viking and hang around modern Vikings, hopefully see a polar bear or two and ferry through the Fjords on a cruise oh and see heaps of metal bands hopefully have an orgy with hot Nordic women.