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September 23, 2014
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ScottieD said

Psyral Infection said
Really cool burger place too. They have kangaroo, llama, buffalo, goat and others I can't remember.

@scottied, and @scottiedswifey are the coolest people you'll ever meet. Had a great time!

And open invite to you guys next time you pass through Houston... That goes for anyone on here. Just PM me.

Your open invite goes out to @patjoyce and @randy-gall too?  Better rethink your shit bro. lol.

Hey man, @scottied I'm good people in real life dude. I'm sure I may come off as a dick sometimes but none of it's really meant that way. Tone never comes across in posts, I'm just a wise ass. I would bet all I own that I could easily get along and have a good time with 95% of all the people on here if we ever kicked it. Except the_amazing_tangerine, that dude can eat a literal dick for real.

 

If anyone is ever in or around my way in Massachusetts hit me up, @sean-law is right man, we can kick it, get drunk, smoke somethin', watch some football, whatever you want. Open invite to almost everyone. 

 

@psyral-infection thank you for the kind words. If you're ever in the area, definitely hit me up man. I'll take you to get some good food too, meat from cows and shit. None of that bullshit llama meat Scottie D tried to feed you. No camel ribs and pigeon steaks for you guys, I promise to feed you some real food. Maybe the next time you drive all the way to Dallas Scottie will have some chicken skins and lobster shells for you guys. 

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September 23, 2014
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I'm going to Boston now.  See ya soon lol

September 23, 2014
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Im driving from the twin cities just to eat dinner then I gots to go. I might break down on the way but then ill hitchhike the rest.  I might do some things I won't be proud of to make it to Boston.  But ill make it there

September 23, 2014
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the_almighty_smack wouldve said, if he was interested in accuracy  
you have a single idiot on this forum that threatens to kill my children because I block them its pretty much just that that makes me have zero respect for your country.    

 

[edit]  thinkin on it for a second, i dont believe he threatens your kids, either, cuz his contention has always been that you dont have any.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

September 23, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
ok yeah a single idiot but I wont mention his name because then the other idiots on this forum are going to say I said his name and you guys will be forced to read 10 paragraphs about how much that idiot hates me.

since this is very, very old news, perhaps he will simply ignore it.  

both of you are, or at least should be, bigger than you sometimes act.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

September 23, 2014
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It's funny you should bring up 9/11. Just to add on to your "ignorant American" thing, you can say it was a false flag to and that we believe what we were told. Lol. 

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September 23, 2014
4:39 pm
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I was just saying shit really. Don't take any of that to heart.

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September 23, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
i blocked him and lucem posted what he was saying on block and he wrote that he was sending a hitman to montreal to kill my children and all kinds of shit.

 

Guess I'll hire that P.I. tomorrow to find out who you are and where you live. Why? Because I'm going to kill your children of course!! Yup, gonna burn 'em right up. WHOOSH!!!!! Nice and crispy. Off your Facebook page and youtube channel alone is more than enough to start with. Plus a budget with no limits on it, they'll be dead before you know it!! Oh, that's right, I'm talking to myself, and you can't really read that. 

 

he knows I have kids he just likes to piss me off by saying I dont.

 

and he's not the only ignorant idiot on these forums either

This was said to draw you out when I didn't believe you could block me, until I saw that the function actually did work. I also said I fuck dolphins with a tuna based lubricant, which was also bullshit to draw you out. But then I realized, that after a short 14 months you finally figured out how to use the simple block function, and let it go. How could I kill your kids? They don't exist any more than the smurfs do. At least the smurfs were cute. When you said you were gonna post a picture of your kids to prove that you did unfortunately reproduce, you not only needed a long weekend to provide a picture that you said you had hundreds of on your phone, you also said you were going to block out their faces. I assume you said this to hide the fact that the children wouldn't look like you (lucky for them, orange and mullets and poutine, oh my!), but if you really did have kids, you would most likely want to block out their ugly faces. Between you and that big hairy mole you claim to be the mother, those kids would be lucky to look as attractive as the mutants from The Hills Have Eyes. If you ever do have kids, please, do the world a favor and wrap a blanket or a burka around their heads. Do a Michael Jackson for all of us. It's only fair. Yuckkkkk!!!!!

 

If you're only coming here to shit on America, you should stop, because you just look like an idiot. All you do is talk about Justin Beiber and how Canada invented bagels and blah blah blah. Not one person has yet to give a shit. You have converted no one, and as part of the 5% of people on here who represent Canada, between this and your horribly unfunny jokes it's no wonder that nobody likes you. So, you basically spend each day around people who hate you. Nice life you have there. All you've successfully accomplished is in making every Canadian look like an ignorant piece of shit, which I can personally say I know is not the case. Would never know it to talk to you though. And nobody in this country hates Canadians, you're not a threat in any way so why would we bother? You're the insignificant frozen tundra to the North that nobody here takes the time to give a shit about. 

 

You are not a juggalo, never have been from what I can tell. Real juggalos wouldn't shit on Twiztid like you do. You've never said anything positive about any act on Psychopathic, making you as bad as those Phish geeks that were here a couple weeks ago. If I have ruined being a juggalo for you, I am extremely happy and glad to have you gone from the fold, one less juggahoe around spoiling shit for everybody else. Go play with your poutine and your Transformers you fuckin' orange geek. Oh, that's right, you can't. According to you, most Transformers are, as you say, "Hella Hard." Classic smackey, classic. 

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September 23, 2014
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So where are you taking me out to eat pat?

September 23, 2014
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Oh fer fuck's sake... this shit again? What the FUCK does Canada or America have to do with the nice bit of family love Scottie and Psy sent our way?

Fuckin' caustic bitches.

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September 23, 2014
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Cheshyr said
Oh fer fuck's sake... this shit again? What the FUCK does Canada or America have to do with the nice bit of family love Scottie and Psy sent our way?

Fuckin' caustic bitches.

Thanks for putting up another post complaining about the forum. Productivity at it's finest.

September 23, 2014
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I can't take you guys anywhere...

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September 23, 2014
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ScottieD said

I can't take you guys anywhere...

haha. "i swear to god, i will turn this car around"

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September 23, 2014
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@miklo-velka - Shush, potato. Another post commenting on someone else's post that does nothing to either respond to or carry the conversation at hand.

Did you finish your Brawndo already? 

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September 23, 2014
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
So where are you taking me out to eat pat?

Oh snap, tkx2 is comin' to town? We'll go wherever you want, I don't care. PM me when you get here. If we're gonna hang out though, I think we're gonna need booze. Lots of it. At least I will but you're free to join in. Fuck it, we'll have fun. I'll show you some leaves and shit. We'll be like the Polish American Club up on Route 2 and look at 'em at night with flashlights. Yup, good times in Massachusetts, we're gonna have to post some pictures. I'm excited.

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September 23, 2014
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Cheshyr said
@miklo-velka - Shush, potato.

Scram, gourd.

September 23, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
sometimes I ask myself that same question and can never come up with an answer.

 

I have a feeling this is the case no matter what the question is. 

 

I used to be proud to be a juggalo but lately I wont even wear any gear I havent even bothored with the killjoy club this forum ruined it for me.

That's great!

 

if juggalos are FA-MI-LY im ashamed of who the fuck im related too.

We used to feel that way too. Until you denounced us. Now we're good.

 
you have idiots on this forum that threaten to kill my children because I block them its stuff like that that makes me have zero respect for your country.

Refusing to comprehend the simple explanation that has been explained to you at least 5 times and then blaming the whole country for the actions of one individual? Brilliant!

I dont come on these forums to shit on twiztid anymore

Bullshit you just did it yesterday. You did it last week too, and every other opportunity you have to grace the forum with your extremely homoerotic sense of humor. You never stopped, total bullshit right there.

now I come on to shit on your whole country and you brought it upon yourselves with your countless ignorant statements about my country.

Which were said to you in response to your countless ignorant statements about our country. You made your bed and now you get to lie in it bitch.

its at the point where if another 9-11 happens and you get bombed by isis or something I would probably cheer instead of being angry like I was during 9-11.

How very Muslim of you. Allahu-Akbar. Or whatever. Way to stay classy. A few people pissed you off on the FLH forums so if tens of thousands of people die who had nothing to do with it and have never heard of FLH perish and countless families suffer you're going to celebrate? Sounds fair. Brilliant!

and did you know the province I live in is 2.2 times the size of your biggest state Texas?

Wow that's great. Did you know that nobody cares? Seriously, not one person who will read that will give a single solitary fuck.

am I ever glad i dont have to read what's about to be posted.

Of course you don't, you're a pussy. You'd just end up crying and taking it out one someone who had nothing to do with it when you got back to the halfway house and it would just fuck up the television privileges for everybody. It really is best for everyone involved if you just stay inside your vulva and not read anything I post, you don't exactly handle it very well. Not at all.

If America had an asshole it would surely be Boston cause that's where all the shit comes from why would you want to visit a state that calls their national desert a pie when its clearly a cake???

Oh no, please don't insult the regions bakery preferences, I don't know if I can take it!! Smack is pullin' out his ace up his sleeve early, firin' off the big guns right off the bat. Take that Boston Creme Pie, you just got almighty smacked by the big orange pussy. Yes you did. What are you going to insult next? Our love of cinnamon apples? Oh wait, don't tell me, I wanna be surprised. 

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September 23, 2014
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shitty food,shitty beer and shitty people = a shitty time

lol

September 23, 2014
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patjoyce said

the_almighty_smack said
sometimes I ask myself that same question and can never come up with an answer.

 

I have a feeling this is the case no matter what the question is. 

 

I used to be proud to be a juggalo but lately I wont even wear any gear I havent even bothored with the killjoy club this forum ruined it for me.

That's great!

 

if juggalos are FA-MI-LY im ashamed of who the fuck im related too.

We used to feel that way too. Until you denounced us. Now we're good.

 
you have idiots on this forum that threaten to kill my children because I block them its stuff like that that makes me have zero respect for your country.

Refusing to comprehend the simple explanation that has been explained to you at least 5 times and then blaming the whole country for the actions of one individual? Brilliant!

I dont come on these forums to shit on twiztid anymore

Bullshit you just did it yesterday. You did it last week too, and every other opportunity you have to grace the forum with your extremely homoerotic sense of humor. You never stopped, total bullshit right there.

now I come on to shit on your whole country and you brought it upon yourselves with your countless ignorant statements about my country.

Which were said to you in response to your countless ignorant statements about our country. You made your bed and now you get to lie in it bitch.

its at the point where if another 9-11 happens and you get bombed by isis or something I would probably cheer instead of being angry like I was during 9-11.

How very Muslim of you. Allahu-Akbar. Or whatever. Way to stay classy. A few people pissed you off on the FLH forums so if tens of thousands of people die who had nothing to do with it and have never heard of FLH perish and countless families suffer you're going to celebrate? Sounds fair. Brilliant!

and did you know the province I live in is 2.2 times the size of your biggest state Texas?

Wow that's great. Did you know that nobody cares? Seriously, not one person who will read that will give a single solitary fuck.

am I ever glad i dont have to read what's about to be posted.

Of course you don't, you're a pussy. You'd just end up crying and taking it out one someone who had nothing to do with it when you got back to the halfway house and it would just fuck up the television privileges for everybody. It really is best for everyone involved if you just stay inside your vulva and not read anything I post, you don't exactly handle it very well. Not at all.

If America had an asshole it would surely be Boston cause that's where all the shit comes from why would you want to visit a state that calls their national desert a pie when its clearly a cake???

Oh no, please don't insult the regions bakery preferences, I don't know if I can take it!! Smack is pullin' out his ace up his sleeve early, firin' off the big guns right off the bat. Take that Boston Creme Pie, you just got almighty smacked by the big orange pussy. Yes you did. What are you going to insult next? Our love of cinnamon apples? Oh wait, don't tell me, I wanna be surprised. 

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September 23, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
I might go to the gathering in Australia if that ever happens

I already put aside some cheddar for that. If Psychopathic follows through with it, I'm there.cool

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