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5:33 pm
December 20, 2015
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So I know juggalos love there thc which is why I’m asking you all. 3 weeks ago at the gathering I did a few edibles for the first time ever. Long story short today at work I damaged some shit and got a cheek swab. What are the chances it’ll show up 3 weeks later? P.s I’ve taken nothing since the gathering.
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OCJ_Brendan6:04 pm
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May 22, 2012
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most likely, youll be fine. i doubt a saliva sample will show squat.
if it comes up, just tell em that there was a lotta smoke around at this concert you went to, and thats the only explanation you can come up with. close enough to the truth that youll be able to stick tight to it, and not the kinda story that can really be pressed. unless they hate you and want you out, in which case, you might as well assume that youre fucked.
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OCJ_Brendan, djscrubbawfully paranoid, arent you?
7:57 pm
April 4, 2012
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Na, you’ll be alright. That’s not gonna show up this late in the game, especially with a swab.
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OCJ_Brendan8:39 pm
February 13, 2015
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Yeah a swab aint shit.
But all this depends on your weight and how much u smoke…
I had a girl once who smoked with me before her interview and new she had a swab test. All she did was brush her teeth and gargle lemon juice. Haha you guys dont have to believe me but its true.
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OCJ_BrendanYOU KNOW THEY AINT NO SUCH THING AS LEFTOVER CRACK!!!- Leftover Crack
8:53 pm
August 27, 2012
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Whatd ya damage it musta cost some money if they had to swab you?
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
9:10 pm
March 30, 2013
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Here’s a reassuring example.
Okay, I’ve toked herb for 20 years now. When I moved to North Carolina, I got a job driving recycling trucks on their air force base. It was the longest stretches of not toking weed of my life. I swear at one point I almost went a year without it, but I doubt it.
Either way, my homie came through and split a joint with my brother and I. This was on a Saturday. I had not toked in many many lots at that point I had never had a drug test from this company, not even a preliminary one.
That was a Saturday. I received my first and only random test the next Tuesday.
I had taken maybe five good inhales.
Guess what? I passed the urine test.
Now I work where I’m encouraged to toke. What a world.
The better topic is, how did you enioy your first edible experience?
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bayAreaShaman9:23 pm
August 12, 2016
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Hate to be Debbie Downer but I fucked around and failed a UA after quitting smoking for over a month while on a diet, cleansing pills, and giving up soda, carbs, all that shit cuz of the “THC clings to fat cells” shit. (And I’m a Fat Fuck, 6′ 2″, 270) Really depends on the person. Adversly, my homie smoked the day before a UA and just slammed water and passed (w/ 0% body fat).
10:45 pm
August 27, 2012
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Ima be a Door nail Dorthy. My girlfriend got a weeks heads up that she was getting a urine screen when she worked at an animal hospital and she simply quit for the week and took a system cleanser and passed. You are right tho it depends on weight and she cant be more then 120 soaking wet.
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
7:47 am
October 8, 2014
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Yeah homie you should be fine….3 weeks is a long time. You’ll be good, fucking NOTHINGS worse than a drug screen for work. I work for the Railroad and they do randoms (have not had one in over 2 years) However, the entire office got a drug screen one day back in 2013. That was on a Thursday, I was smoking on the weekend before and was super paranoid. Thank GOD I was working 2nd shift and got a heads up on the happenings at work, pounded 2 jugs of Cranberry juice and got one of those $40 urine clens things at a head shop. And I passed…thank GOD.
Anyway, your fine dude.
5:06 pm
December 20, 2015
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OCJ_Brendan said
Whatd ya damage it musta cost some money if they had to swab you?
Dropped a skid of tiles off the back of a truck. Almost landed on top of me.
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OCJ_Brendan5:07 pm
December 20, 2015
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bayAreaShaman said
Yeah a swab aint shit.But all this depends on your weight and how much u smoke…
I had a girl once who smoked with me before her interview and new she had a swab test. All she did was brush her teeth and gargle lemon juice. Haha you guys dont have to believe me but its true.
I don’t smoke at all, only did edibles at the gathering.
5:11 pm
July 11, 2012
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edibles wont show up on a cheek swab after 3 weeks…
u will be fine
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18 years down5:55 pm
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April 1, 2012
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Swab tests are easy to pass. You’ll be fine.
6:53 pm
January 19, 2013
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I am in line for a promotion at work and they are doing a criminal background check.
Pretty sure my drunk tank visits won’t show up on there.
Gotta pass a physical next week too, with the company doctor.
Someone warned me he is going to be juggling my balls a bit.
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Nyro8:37 pm
March 10, 2016
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Miklo Velka said
I am in line for a promotion at work and they are doing a criminal background check.Pretty sure my drunk tank visits won’t show up on there.
Gotta pass a physical next week too, with the company doctor.
Someone warned me he is going to be juggling my balls a bit.
Pretend he is a passable tranny. I have confidence in your ability to get through this.
Also on a serious note. Congrats on the possible promotion man.
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