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7:32 am
October 8, 2014
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Novocaine, The Blue Collar King said
the_almighty_smack said
Bathhurst is also a street in Montreal and a town in New Brunswick
A picture of the greatest racing event in the greatest country of all time.
the bathurst 1000
just another reason to appreciate scruffy
Novo, what part of Australia is that in?
10:36 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
Dear Scruff, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside the forum
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for my tattoo
I know I'm immature, I act six years old
But I waited on my frickin' phone for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty shitty man, you're like my fuckin' idol
I want to be just like you man, nobody likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in FLH, you said if I'd write you you would write back,
See I'm just like you in a way
I never liked cash neither,
Just Chex Mix to eat on and a Faygo two liter
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even touch myself to see how much it skeets
It's like adrenaline, the cum is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Scruffy, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man,
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Smack, P.S. we should be together too
10:55 pm
September 18, 2012
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the_almighty_smack said
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans",
This will be the last message I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two pms, the forum sent 'em perfect
So this is my youtube response I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Scruffy, I drank a fifth of faygo,
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from drowning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall
I love you Scruffy, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me
See Scruffy, my mouth's full but I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Scruffy, that's my bag of snacks to munch
But it's not Chex Mix, it's pretzels, see I ain't like you
I love the mix but I love these more, and cheetos are fly too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
11:29 pm
October 30, 2013
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I think I've found the Almighty Schmucks forum anthem...
"It's not for me, it must be wrong
I could ignore it and move on
But I'm a broad band champion,
A U-R-L Bad Man..."
"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
12:16 am
March 20, 2013
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djscrubb said
Novocaine, The Blue Collar King said
the_almighty_smack said
Bathhurst is also a street in Montreal and a town in New Brunswick
A picture of the greatest racing event in the greatest country of all time.
the bathurst 1000
just another reason to appreciate scruffy
Novo, what part of Australia is that in?
Mount panorama in bathurst NSW.
a long long way from where im living hahaha
@lucem-ferre - you crack me up. everytime.
Cheshyr said
I think I've found the Almighty Schmucks forum anthem..."It's not for me, it must be wrongI could ignore it and move onBut I'm a broad band champion,A U-R-L Bad Man..."
god i love lily allen.
9:46 am
October 8, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
This thread is probably the most I've ever laughed on a forum.
AGREED! lol I don't side with anyone in this whole thing, its whatever 
, but god damn its funny at least. 
2:02 pm
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May 22, 2012
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still got that stupidity problem, i see.
take your meds, pedophile.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
5:08 pm
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August 6, 2013
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Oh look, another middleschool maturity level tantrum... Explains a lot of things.
9:01 pm
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August 6, 2013
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I never had "wrestling gym class."
You post about Scruffy way more than I do, and I'M riding his dick?
12:01 am
September 18, 2012
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I don't think Scruffy cares enough to defend himself. You say he has melt downs, but you're the one crying over and over and over again about him. Plus, it's easy to call somebody a pussy when you aren't face to face.
I wasn't necessarily trying to defend Scruffy either. I heard that song at work that day and for what ever reason when the whole I "love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me" part reminded me of you're obsession with Scruffy. I'm just saying shut the fuck up and focus on something more productive rather than hold on to some stupid bullshit and being a bitter cunt about it. Plus, it was fucking funny. I thought it was.
12:11 am
December 19, 2013
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you qeers should go call each other and talk about your feelings man .I do way more cool things like 2 hours ago I ran thruogh the bowling ally naked shakin it at some people and they was screaming man
Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.
3:32 am
March 20, 2013
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i realise smack is trying to liven up the forum cos its been kinda dead lately.
but its gotten boring smack.
maybe cross the line again so you can get banned. that would create some entertainment.
7:27 am
January 21, 2014
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i think randy won this page of the thread XD
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
5:37 pm
July 15, 2011
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the_almighty_smack said
@scruffy I know you think Caitlin Jenner is a beautiful and talented woman and she's a big inspiration for you transending into a woman.but when did you realize you wanted to be a woman? did you ask for dolls and easy bake ovens for christmas as a kid? on halloween did you always dress up as a princess? we the forum want to know the answers to these questions man.
Still not funny. Not even a little bit.
8:00 pm
October 30, 2013
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Oh boy... another love letter from the URL Bad Man...
See? He really DOES wanna fuck you, Scruffy! Now he wants you to get a sex change so he feels more comfortable about his own life decisions.... ya know, like the one where he thinks he's fuckin' funny dragging shit out for WAAAAAAY too long.
But we don't ban people here.... so keep sublimating those rape fantasies there, ya mighty schmuck.
"Your lack of online social presence makes it difficult for me to predict your needs..." - 2064: Read Only Memories
4:36 am
January 21, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
lolcommon just imagine a 6 year old scruffy baking muffins in a pink easy bake oven
fuck you i wanted an easy bake for christmas when i was like 12 XD
wanna make little brownies and cupcakes and shit? FUCK YAH!! 
"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE
7:16 pm
March 20, 2013
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the_almighty_smack said
so the sackless toothless delivery boy finaly mustered up enough courage to send me back a PM
took him weeks to write that weeks I guess its hard to be a pizza delivery boy in a town of 2000 people most of which are convicted sex offenders.
unmod yourself scruffy that's all you need to do, the forum does not need you as a mod you are a bitch.
and happy thanksgiving to all the Canadian juggalos out there :)
so basically you prod him for months, being a child then your suprised when he bites back?
i think scruffy has a point. walk away pedo boy. walk away.
its only so long until you do something stupid and scottied actually bans your retarded ass this time, so you may aswell cut out the middle man and just walk on.
it went from offensive to sad and then mildly funny and now its just desperate and pathetic.
4:27 am
September 5, 2014
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Novocaine, The Blue Collar King said
it went from offensive to sad and then mildly funny and now its just desperate and pathetic.
I dont know, im still interested to see how this plays out... it doesn't seem like either side is giving up. it has to end sometime right? lol
7:30 am
February 24, 2014
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if you ban him, he'll just create a new account... right?
and scruffy should make a diss track
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:23 am
May 9, 2014
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Sean Law said
if you ban him, he'll just create a new account... right?
and scruffy should make a diss track
"The Almighty Smack, you give love taps!"
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
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