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January 25, 2020
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I will go first

my first name is Jonas

and it does not translate well into French

jaune in french means yellow 

my entire elementary school years I was known as yellow ass or cul jaune

in French cul means ass

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January 26, 2020
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In middle school, I discovered that some girls called me "Piss Pot". 

Because apparently I smelled like piss and looked like I smoked pot. I didnt know this until years later when my oldest brother told me.

Truth is, I didnt really smell like piss. Not sure why they said that. I was an embarrassingly well-kempt young man. Despite my tiedye and long hair appearance.

Those same girls that dissed me are currently just ghetto trash on their one millionth babies. Phony ass white broads l.

Now that "pot" pays my bills..legally.  I kind of wish I DID smell like piss. 

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January 26, 2020
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the_omega_smack said
I will go first

my first name is Jonas

and it does not translate well into French

jaune in french means yellow 

my entire elementary school years I was known as yellow ass or cul jaune

in French cul means ass  

I was named after my grandfathers.

I never met anyone with the same first name as me until a few years ago. Apparently it's a popular name for girls now. I worked at an elementary school where one of the girls had the same name as me.

 

Her mom was super hot. I delivered pizzas to her all the time, too.

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January 26, 2020
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Most people know about Bloods vs Crips.. but most dont know that since 79-80 the real war in south central LA has been Crip vs Crip.. Half of the Crips are down with N-hood crips & Rollin crips.. while the other half were sets like Gangster crips & Hoover crips.. Hoovers left the crips in the mid-90s, splitting the crip nation into thirds. yet all across the country there are people still bangin hoover crip.. even though the original set have been hoover criminals for years now.. I say all that to say.. some how damn near all of the crip rappers from LA are from the N-hood side.. Eazy E, Mc Ren, Mc Eiht, Snoop, eastsidaz, Nate Dogg, Dogg Pound, Knocc Out, Dresta, WC, Nationwide Rip Ridaz, tweedy bird loc, Nipsey, Crooked I.. I'm sure i'm missing some.. the only known hoover rapper is schoolboy Q.. the other side of the crips (Gangster/East Side) really dont have any known rappers.. Daylyt, down with grape st. but he's a battler, not an established artist.. Afroman was down wit 83 Gangsta BEFORE he rapped.. Sanyika Shakur, also 83 has rapped but is much more known for being an author.. Spider Loc, not really known but was signed to g-unit.. If anyone knows any let me know.. also, funny enough it's not uncommon to hear an out of state crip, reppin a set that started in LA, shout out a known LA crip rapper who's from a set that theirs dont even get along with..

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January 26, 2020
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The city I live in (Houston) is named after Sam Houston who native tribes called "The Big Drunk". 

And some of u may already know this, but life is good.

YouTube Video Ministry (Adios Puta Madres 2008) [07]. Life Is Good

 

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January 26, 2020
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Life is indeed good.

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January 26, 2020
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When I was in eighth grade I got in trouble for a bomb threat.

I wasnt going to bomb shit first off.

A buddy and I were heavy into the anarchists cookbook, making napalm and matchhead tennis ball bombs etc.

I said in an casual way to him "wouldnt it be funny to smoke bomb the 8th grade dance".

This mother fucker tells someone at school the very next day. Not sure if he was fucking around or trying to be cool I wasnt there for it. Someone else had over heard it though.

Apparently, though, every fucking body at that school knew about it by lunchtime but me.

When I got called in the office toward the end of the day the principal said " I guess you know why your here".

Bro, I had no fucking idea. I found out though.

After many hours of talking and our mom's being pulled in it was decided we weren't about shit and we got some detentions...that was it.

This was pre 9-11. Now sure how long but it was a scant few months before. All these fucking years later and I think about what would have happened to our dumb asses in today's climate. We'd be God damn toast. Itd be over. 

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January 26, 2020
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My homie and I got hatchetgear and paint banned in high school because we were the only juggalos in a K-12 school of like 300. We were also always accused of shit we didn't. Or we did some dirt separately and got lumped together. I suppose that's a commonplace 

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January 26, 2020
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The old basehead who used to live next door constantly knocked on my door to borrow a pen; turns out, according to his methhead roomate, bic pens are turned into rock pipes.

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January 26, 2020
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Or like the first time I saw some body blow a dope pipe out of one of those glass tube air fresheners.

I would always ask myself who the fuck would buy those. I think they come in like ginseng shots or like a little rose in them.

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January 26, 2020
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bayAreaShaman said
Or like the first time I saw some body blow a dope pipe out of one of those glass tube air fresheners.

I would always ask myself who the fuck would buy those. I think they come in like ginseng shots or like a little rose in them.  

gas station roses in glass, yeah. baseheads buy 'em, throw the rose away and use 'em as a crackpipe.

a broken lightbulb is also pretty common. you take the metal part that screws into the light fixture off, instant crackpipe.

January 26, 2020
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Ive seen light bulbs and tire gauges used also. Nowadays though you can get a straight up chicken bone at any of those Indian gas stations or liquor stores. They aint hard to come by.

Not a road I'd wanna go down lol.

January 26, 2020
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I seen ppl get a torch to it and strait up blow it to a bubble with a hole.

the meth underworld is so fuckin crazy.

we call meth dope out hear. 

I guess Midwest dope is heron?

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January 26, 2020
3:42 pm
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Reading all this...

lol sheesh..

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January 26, 2020
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jiggles the clown said

gas station roses in glass, yeah. baseheads buy 'em, throw the rose away and use 'em as a crackpipe.

a broken lightbulb is also pretty common. you take the metal part that screws into the light fixture off, instant crackpipe.  

You forgot that first they gotta clean the light bulb out with salt before using it.

January 26, 2020
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January 26, 2020
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The Warlock said
Most people know about Bloods vs Crips.. but most dont know that since 79-80 the real war in south central LA has been Crip vs Crip.. 

I'm genuinely shocked how many people don't know that the crips aren't some united whole.

Really any clique of any kind can start shit with another clique if shit goes down. Whatever colors or shit they rep, whatever name they go under, it don't matter.

 

Anyways. Things people don't know.

My nickname in Public School was "The School Shooter" 

I've been on Youtube since 2007 (I was 6), and Reddit since like 2009. 

I saw the first Game Theory episode around the day it came out, I knew David Firth before Salad Fingers got big (I saw him on newgrounds), I knew TJ Kirk and Armoured skeptic and the other fuckers back when they actually did videos about atheism, I played League of Legends during Beta, and I watched a fuck load of other things blow up. (I am gonna be such a fucking hipster in 10 years).

 

Your subconscious decides most of your decisions before the thought actually enters your head.

The word "Laser" is actually an acronym for "Light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation"

Jazz used to have the same bad reputation that Rap currently does, with some of the bigger Jazz musicians not even wanting to be called Jazz because of its negative association. 

Pokemon is the highest grossing entertainment franchise of all time. 

Potato chips were invented when a chef got pissed off and fried the ever loving shit out of an order of chips (fries) because a customer kept sending the dish back.

Fruit Flies have the largest sperm in the animal kingdom.

Technically the age of consent in the US isn't 18, it's 12 with the caveat that it has to be with another minor.

If it was 18 there could potentially be repercussions levied at the parents specifically if a minor had sex with another minor.

If the story of David and Goliath actually happened, David winning is actually extremely likely, because real life gigantism is often accompanied by health issues (especially spinal) that could have resulted in him going down in one hit and not being able to get back up, especially when considering that back then they had no way to prevent those complications unlike now.

It would be more surprising if he did survive a direct hit than if he didn't.

The bible actually says in the book of numbers that if a woman is made pregnant via an affair, the child is supposed to be aborted. In the text specifically, a woman accused by her husband is to be brought to a priest and drink "holy water" from a clay jar, and if the child is not the husbands her abdomen will swell and she will miscarry. 

In reality, the abdomen swelling was caused by poisoning, and it was blind chance if it would actually work. 

Numbers: 5:16-23

“‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the Lord. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the Lord, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20 But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

And Steven King fucking hates Stanley Kubrick's, The Shining 

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January 26, 2020
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In 1995 I was a victim of the Quebec biker war if you have not heard about it google it makes the mafia look like pansies in comparison 

a car bomb went off not far from me and as a result I am 70% deaf in my right ear and need to wear a hearing aid but I never do, truth is I am lucky lots of car bombs happened and many innocents died because of it.

and that  weezer song was my nightmare in high school everyone was like yeah your name is Jonas like the weezer song your carrying the wind dude, now when people learn my name they always ask do you have any brothers?? fuck the Jonas brothers because of that.

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January 27, 2020
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Iris The Tranny juggalette said

If the story of David and Goliath actually happened, David winning is actually extremely likely, because real life gigantism is often accompanied by health issues (especially spinal) that could have resulted in him going down in one hit and not being able to get back up, especially when considering that back then they had no way to prevent those complications unlike now.

Well, that's one of those funny things where time just makes things drift and stories get "bigger" than they actually are, and there's a lot of debate about how tall goliath actually was, with most earlier versions of the bible giving his height as being around 7 foot tall; which is no doubt tall even by todays standards but not exactly gigantism levels. - newer versions of the bible have his height as around 9 feet tall

January 27, 2020
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bayAreaShaman said
I seen ppl get a torch to it and strait up blow it to a bubble with a hole.

the meth underworld is so fuckin crazy.

we call meth dope out hear. 

I guess Midwest dope is heron?  

It used to be heroin...now dope is usually meth here. Meth has taken over. I've watched my parents get robbed repeatedly by their kids....my kids get thousands of dollars taken from their uncle, a grown ass man who is never coming back from his fucked up little journey. I was a junkie, been clean for a couple years now.  I'm so thankful I never liked any speed. Meth is easier to get around here than weed

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