I have said it before if the world had an asshole it would be Portland because that’s where all the shit is.

I think princess twinkle puff lives in Portland and is really proud of it too.

but what do you expect from a state that legalizes crack, meth, molly, coke, and heroin??

I think you can’t get arrested for shoplifting under $950 worth of goods and that’s why they closed down all the Walmarts in Portland because people were just entering the store filling up bags and walking out and the security guard is not allowed to stop you.

they voted to defund the police and the police are not allowed to give chase and even if someone gets arrested they have a no bail policy so they are released a few hours later some people get arrested 3 times a day and they just keep letting them out.

If you think Portland is worse than any other major city you’re a sheltered crybaby.

And of course my biggest fan/stalker has to mention me at every chance she gets despite the fact that I’m rarely here anymore. She’s in love with me but unfortunately for her I have a fiance.

I don’t feel bad for the people of Portland they voted for what is happening to them so they fucking deserve it all

Smack. This is called “subtweeting”. It’s a pretty fuckin obvious and terrible attempt at it, too. Since everyone here knows you’re absolutely obsessed with me and trying to get my attention.

Why? I’m genuinely curious. What about your life is so pathetic that you have this much time to devote to someone you claim to hate?

How pathetic are you that you think about me more than your own children that you claim exist and if they do exist probably don’t talk to you anymore?

Well, mystery solved. Your children hate you because you’d rather spend your time googling about a city you’ll never go to all because I live there and you think about me all day and night.

Now, as for the topic of the thread. Honestly I think it’s hilarious how sensitive people are about Portland. Portland isnt any worse than any other major city in America yet for some reason the right have become OBSESSED with this little nothing of a small city. As if, if they can prove that Portland is miserable and failing that that proves that liberalism is a failure too. They deliberately buy into corporate lies; target lies and says they’re pulling out of Portland because of theft when the fact is they just don’t make enough money because portlanders would rather shop local and support our local economy than go to a massive corporation, and the right just buys it and spreads this lie everywhere.

So, let me ask you. If Portland is so bad? If everyone is “fleeing”? Why do I see more out of state plates here than locals living in Portland?

If Portland is so bad GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY. We don’t want you here.

Also, just to prove smack is a pathological liar and you should never believe him:

top three results say TEXAS. OKLAHOMA, and a ranking of the top 15, seen here: https://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/15-states-with-the-ugliest-women-in-america-598468/

on it, Oregon is 13th. and why are women “ugly” in Oregon? “discussion board users were keen on referencing the supposed promiscuity.”. So oregon women are ugly because they fuck a lot? sounds like some puritanical christofacist shit to me, hater.

I also went ahead and googled “most beautiful women in Canada”, and literally it just comes up with discussion about a bunch of actresses.

so, not only is smack a hater. but he’s a liar and a hater. but what else is new.

jiggles the clown said

 They deliberately buy into corporate lies; target lies and says they’re pulling out of Portland because of theft when the fact is they just don’t make enough money because portlanders would rather shop local and support our local economy than go to a massive corporation, and the right just buys it and spreads this lie everywhere.

https://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1732112657593839831

they keep getting dumber and dumber

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now this fucking retard is using QUORA as a source to back up his bullshit.

lower and lower every day. there’s no bottom smack won’t reach. and when he hits a bottom he just digs deeper. it would almost be impressive if it wasn’t so pathetic.

you need to touch grass and not just google “portland stinky” bro. but you’re a morbidly obese, insulin dependent, diabetic, alcoholic child molester. so I can almost guarantee you have wet brain. I know it’s not entirely your fault you’re so retarded, but explaining why you’re such a moron doesn’t excuse being such a cunt.

seriously it’s fucking pathetic how obsessed you are with me that you’re sitting here spending hours googling a city you’ll never be in. i doubt you can even enter america legally even if you could afford the trip.