Alright, so me and my old roommate were tryna drink, so he snuck out wit a dude we snuck in our house to go get some liquor. Comes back from Walmart with some shitty ass Parot Bay shit, gave me the pineapple flavor. Roommate and dude we snuck in left the house again and fuck shit up drunken style, and I was like y'all have fun imma kill this bottle. It was nasty as fuck, but, I got pretty drunk, I was tryna play my Ps2 in my roommates room, ended up passing out on the empty bed. I end up waking up to my roommate tryna get me off the bed, I was like what the fuck, my head hurts, im fucking pissed, let me sleep dude. He ends up walking me to the shower, tells me to get in. He's like, alright, cover your dick, I'm throwing soap on ya. I get done with the shower. Go to sleep. It's morning, I walk into roommates room, smells like SHIT. There was litterally a chipotle burrito dripping from the bed onto the floor, that I puked up. It was the worst morning, hungover as fuck, cleaning up nasty ass burrito puke. Oh well, we ended up going to the drive thru to get some 40s later so all was well. Moral of the story, I'm just more of a beer guy. 

I got a lot.

One time while working at Ebay about two or three years ago the were announcing whether or not gay marriage would be legalized and when they said it wouldn't be I said "yessssssss" and did a fist pump just to see how she would react because I'm an asshole. She was very upset and walked out of the room. I know I shouldn't have, but it was kind of funny.

Also, the only time I've gotten black out drunk and forgot what happened since I don't drink much I went to a party a coworker threw after we graduated our class. I think I took like 6 shots before Frankie, our boss/trainer actually showed up. He said he wanted to take a shot with me and was telling me how interesting I am because I don't like rules or something. But I don't remember much after that. I know there was a lot of vomit. Frankie swears I drank like 6 shots with him that I don't remember. And I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm sure 7 shots in it's self would get my light weight ass pretty damn fucked up but 13 shots god damn. One thing I do remember is getting a ride home from Ashley and she tried to walk me into my house and I wouldn't let her date rape me. Not even super fucked up Lucem wanted that smelly breathed troll touching his dick.

Oh, and every time I see a juggalo in person and they tell me they are a juggalo I tell them I fucking hate juggalos just to see how they react.

krunkazphuk said
Once upon a time, I bumped a thread.  

Oh I see... You don't like my story time thread?

🎶stooooorrryyyy time bxxxtch!!!🎶

5 Days Till 🎅⏰

the_patriot_smack said
dude, do you know that Christmas is on Sunday the 25th and not Saturday the 24th??

maybe you are in some weird time zone but Christmas is in 6 days not 5

  

Fooken time, how duz that werk?

In case you couldn't see past the triglycerides around your eyes, eye see they post after the sun goes down. That means that there actually is the proper amount of days(time frame the sun is in the sky)  being counted down. Guess your extra three toes still couldn't help you be able to count precisely.

Hells Forecast said

Fooken time, how duz that werk?

In case you couldn't see past the triglycerides around your eyes, eye see they post after the sun goes down. That means that there actually is the proper amount of days(time frame the sun is in the sky)  being counted down. Guess your extra three toes still couldn't help you be able to count precisely.  

the_patriot_smack said

maybe you are in some weird time zone but Christmas is in 6 days not 5

  

Missile_Toe said

4 Days Till 🎅⏰  

and I see he posted that on December 20th at 7:20 PM, meaning in 4 days it will still be Christmas Eve and not Christmas

besides that people who celebrate Christmas on the 25th are fakes all the real Christian Orthodox people like me celebrate Christmas on the real Christmas day witch is January 7th