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1:01 am
September 19, 2014
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The rules are simple.
Force “hot dog(s)” into a song.
The syllables can’t be forced, only “hot dog” can be forced in this game.
My girlfriend and I decided to sing random songs with “hot dog” in the lyrics. Don’t you fuckin judge. It’s quite possible that rum was involved. Like, probably too much rum and this game is stupid as shit. Anyway, the ones that made me and the rum laugh the most:
I see a hot dog and I want to paint it black.
Hot dog’s gotta gun…her whole world’s come undone.
Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay. Hot dogs ain’t got shit to say. (it’s funny cause it’s true, ya see?)
So, what you got?
Whoop Whoop CellE2057 :
Old Mr Dangerous, scruffy4:27 am
May 22, 2012
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my homie and me do this sorta shit sometimes.
timeless classic include riffing on ‘baking cakes’, replacing every rhyme with dead head led red rhymes, references to anything from the three amigos, or rapping like fezzik [not as andre the giant, as andre portraying fezzik].
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:16 am
December 27, 2015
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The Beautiful hot dog, the beautiful hot dog – manson
Sweating hot dogs – megadeath
Hot dog rolls – Garth brooks
I’m too hot dog for my shirt 
11:12 am
May 4, 2014
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“We can be hot dogs, just for one day…” Bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgcc5V9Hu3g
YouTube Video David Bowie – Heroes
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12:00 pm
September 18, 2012
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Hotdogs are forever
Throw your hotdogs in the sky if you feel the vibe
Hotdogs are forever
The Roc is still alive every time I rhyme
Got a swimming pool full of hotdogs and Imma dive in
Pool full of hotdogs and Imma dive in
Reminds me of when I would put music on and make up lyrics to the songs when I got bored. Like
After Dinner I’m probably not gonna eat again
Don’t start begging dont start begging
there is something you need to understand
you need to get your own
bitch don’t eat my fries bitch don’t eat my fries
I can feel your hunger from two planets away
I got my drink and my food and I’m not sharing it today so I’m yelling
bitch don’t eat my fries don’t you drink my sprite
you can have a teeny bite of my pizza slice
but not my piece of pie that whole thing is mine
didn’t you see the price a dollar fifty nine
Or, since I was a dishwasher then,
Ebay came and ate what we made now we spray these plates to erase all the stains THE DISHWASHERS!
12:04 am
April 16, 2014
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And it seems to me you lived your life
like a hot dog in the wind
ma I ohw tnia I nmaddog
map deman sehctib taf gib nikcuf syawla m'I
12:21 am
March 30, 2013
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Pm
scruffy said
my homie and me do this sorta shit sometimes.timeless classic include riffing on ‘baking cakes’, replacing every rhyme with dead head led red rhymes, references to anything from the three amigos, or rapping like fezzik [not as andre the giant, as andre portraying fezzik].
Yup its like brain exercises… we used to do one that was based on Girls Gone Wild. We’d be like “Tadpoles Gone Wild” or “Anuss Gone Wild”…. made sense at the time and once had us laughing so hard we always lost it completely.
12:25 am
March 30, 2013
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Oh yes, I forgot… how about,,,
The Cock & Balls game. Every time someone says Rock & Roll, you replace it with cock and balls. Some damn writer from Cracked said something similar like 5 years after I thought it up quietly to myself, but ah well…
“I..want to cock & balls all night.. and party every day”
“God gave cock & balls to you..gave cock & balls to you… gave cock & balls to everyone..”
And so on
12:36 am
September 18, 2012
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We built this city on cock & balls?
7:58 pm
December 3, 2012
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We’re just two hot dogs swimmin in a fish bowl, year after year
The hot dog, is on the grass.
I got one more silver hot dog, and I’m not gonna let em catch me, no, not gonna let em catch the midnight hot dog.
Play some funky dixieland, pretty hot dog won’t ya take me by the hand
Cuz I’m as hot as a dog now, and this dog you can not change
Little diddy, bout hot dog and Diane
So stupid, and so fun. I could do this all night
Whoop Whoop Slumerican502 :
CellE2057There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
12:29 am
September 18, 2012
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Been spending most their lives living in a hotdog paradise.
Straight outta hotdogs, a crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
Take a look at my hotdog, it’s the only one I got budadada Not much of a hotdog never seem to get a lot budadada
My hotdog is my buddy, you let that dixie wave me and my hotdog will fuck your mother on your grave
I’m hotdog I’m a hotdog I’m a hotdog I’m hotdog I’m a hotdog I’m a hotdog I’m hotdog I’m a hotdog I’m a hotdog oh oh I’m a hotdog
Whoop Whoop King Lucem Ferre :
CellE2057
9:00 pm
August 6, 2013
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Talking bout my homies! Homies! Talking bout hot dogs of mine.
9:04 pm
August 6, 2013
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It takes three little hot dogs to make a piggy pie.
Watch as we change and mutate into a hot dog, twiztid serial killin juggalos.
They call me ghetto hot dog(what?) I don’t give a fuck!
Everybody get your hot dogs, sauce on, double barrel hot dog.
5:42 pm
September 18, 2012
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King Lucem Ferre said
Reminds me of when I would put music on and make up lyrics to the songs when I got bored. Like
I’m a space bound monkey headed to the moon and my partner’s a baboon my partner’s a baboon
5:59 pm
May 4, 2014
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Friends & I did the same thing, but with “chicken.”
…”Chicken, zombie, vampire…”
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10:06 pm
September 19, 2014
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Split1open said
Sweating hot dogs – megadeath
krunkazphuk said
“We can be hot dogs, just for one day…” Bowie
Slumerican502 said
Little diddy, bout hot dog and Diane
King Lucem Ferre said
Straight outta hotdogs, a crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
Pigg said
Watch as we change and mutate into a hot dog, twiztid serial killin juggalos.
^all of these made me laugh way harder than I’m comfortable admitting.^
Glad others can appreciate how mindlessly entertaining this is.
“Straight outa hotdogs” didn’t make me spit take because life isn’t a sitcom but it did make me do this weird thing with my coffee wherein instead of going down my throat it went up into my nasal passage and then came out of my nose. Burned like a son of a bitch and made my eyes water because the human body is dumb as shit. The image of mean muggin, angry ass, Ice Cube stating, quite aggressively, that he doesn’t have any more hot dogs just…christ, man. Even after a few days it makes me laugh. Why is he so angry about it, ya know? Just go to the store, guy. They’re a couple bucks a pack. Relax. There are more hot dogs out there.
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